Oh look! They're at it again! My little research folder for 'No Originality' is getting new book marks. We have the Sanzo-tachi in High School, the Sanzo-tachi in college, the Sanzo-tachi in middle skewl, and the Sanzo-tachi as teachers! Reincarnation, flashback, yadidahdidahyadidahdidah... go find your own idea!

So, faced with this resurgence of evil, we have no choice but to break out our resident super hero... No Originality!!!!! Three cheers for using and reusing an idea into the *ground*!

Chapter 2

An announcement breaks out over the P.A. system.

"Dear all. We're taking a break from our regular programme of Sanzo-tachi in High Skewl to try something new [1] -- the Sanzo-tachi in kindergarten. Enjoy."

[1] New? But isn't this fic called 'No originalty? Wait a minute...

There is a flash of light, a gross misuse of tenses, and the Sanzo-tachi immediately become chibified. Their speech patterns, however, due to a gross anomaly in the system, remain largely unaffected.

***

Genjo Sanzo : *wailing and blubbering and pointing a shaky finger*. He... he took my candy!

Koumyou Sanzo : It's alright, Kouryuu. There's more where that came from.

Sanzo : That's not the point!

Koumyou : Then what is, sweetums?

Sanzo : He...he ran away before I had the chance to...to...to open a can of whoopass on him! *cries*.

Koumyou : There, there, it's alright. You can always do that when he returns to class. Oh, look. There he is.

*A scuffle is heard*. Eventually, Sanzo appears, grinning happily.

Sanzo : I got my candy back!

Koumyou : Well done.

Sanzo : And two of his teeth too!

Koumyou : Well... done.

Gojyo : Bah. Anyone can do that. Although I'm surprised that a pint-sized runt like you can even fight, let alone defeat anyone!

Sanzo : I'm surprised that a stupid head like you can even come up with a sentence like that!

Gojyo : Shut up, mister top of the class!

Sanzo : You shut up!

*A scuffle is heard*. Hakkai appears.

Hakkai : Don't fight! Fighting is bad!

Sanzo : You tell me! You kicked the ass of one thousand school bullies and became a school bully yourself!

Hakkai : You don't say.

Gojyo : Yeah! I've heard of you! Give me a hand, willya?!

Hakkai : Why should I?

Gojyo : Because I lent you a pencil when you broke all of yours stabbing people's eyes out! Not to mention your *own* eye...

Hakkai : I guess----

Sanzo : Wait a minute! I was the one who supported you in front of the Three Principals! If not for me, you'd have been expelled a long time ago!

Hakkai : That's true...

Gojyo : Don't listen to him!

Sanzo : Don't listen to *him*!

Hakkai : How about... I just walk away and pretend that nothing happened?

*Both Sanzo and Gojyo pause*

Gojyo : He's a bastard, isn't he?

Sanzo : Yeah.

Both : Let's kick his ass.

*A rather larger scuffle breaks out*

Goku : Hey look! A fight! Lemme, lemme, lemme!

Sanzo : Dumb ape!

Gojyo : Dumb ape!

Hakkai : Anou... etto... X_X

*Goku leaps into the fray*.

Goku : Have it at 'em! Nothing like a good fight to start the school day...

Hakkai : I haven't done my homework. Would you be so kind as to cease this fight so that I may adjourn to class?

Gojyo : Hell, no! We haven't whooped your ass yet!

Sanzo : You haven't *what* his ass?

Goku : GAY BOIS!

Sanzo : You? Gay? Hah! That explains *everything*.

Gojyo : What?!

Hakkai : *pissed off* Shininasai, minna-san. *blows everyone away with a ki blast*. *stalks off to class*.

Yaone : Hakkai-dono!

Hakkai : Yaone-san!

*They bow, kiss and go prancing happily off*

Hakkai : Yaone-chan... I .. er... when we grow up, I'd like to marry you.

Yaone : Hakkai-dono! *blushes*

Hakkai : *uncomfortably*. You don't like me?

Yaone : No! I mean, no, I like you! *shyly* I want to marry you as well...

Goku : Wait, wait... does that mean that Hakkai is bi?

Gojyo : What happened to your mind, ape? It's in the gutter!

Goku : I learnt it all from you.

*Kougaiji storms in*

Kougaiji : CHO HAKKAI! Stop stealing my girlfriend!

Hakkai : You never laid claim on her! Yaone-chan, get behind me... I'll settle this!

*Yaone ignores him and runs towards Kougaiji*.

Yaone : Kougaiji-sama!

Sanzo : That girl is confused.

Gojyo : So are you.

Sanzo : What the hell did you mean by that?

Gojyo : I mean, you keep getting reincarnated as a girl. Can't you make up your mind whether you want to be male or female?

Sanzo : I am *so* going to whoop your ass.

Gojyo : No way. I'm the seme here.

Sanzo : Not in sf-land, you aren't. [3]

*Another fight breaks out. Hakkai and Kougaiji are already fighting*.

[3] In sf land, any pairing and any order is possible, because sf is confused.

*Koumyou Sanzo eventually decides to intervene*.

Koumyou : Now now, kids. Don't fight, or I'll have to drag all of you off into a shed and spank you.

Kougaiji *shrieks* : Hentai! You're worse than Nii!

Koumyou : Oh, of course. I've dragged Nii into a shed and.. *ahem* ... spanked him before, after all.

*At that, all scuffles cease miraculously and instantaneously*.

Koumyou : Besides, you don't have to compete amongst yourselves. I've already chosen Genjo as my successor.

Sanzo : Sensei...

Gojyo : Damnit, Sanzo's always the teacher's pet!

Hakkai : Actually, I'm rather relieved. It was me or him.

Goku : Huh? But if he's Koumyou Sensei's student, he gets the special sutras...

Hakkai : Precisely. Thrice or four times the amount of work, and direct supervision by the Three Principals. I'd rather not be the subject of scrutiny, thanks.

Gojyo : *shuddering*. Me too. He can take those sutras and stuff 'em.

Kougaiji : *fuming*. No! I want those sutras! I need them to show my mummy and my daddy, or they'll think that I'm not studying hard enough, and I'll get grounded for another 500 years! Hand over the sutras, Sanzo!

Sanzo : Make me.

*Another scuffle breaks out*.