Pitiful Excuse (for a Man)
By: jneisha {inspired by letter "Letter to my Soldier"}
J_neisha@hotmail.com
Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken.
Author's Note: this letter is a little like my last one "Letter to my Soldier" but this time it isn't staring the Tekken's famous videogame couple Kazuya and Jun. No…this time it is staring Nina, Lee, and Anna. That's right, a threesome. Enjoy.
Dirty humor and foul language is still in this fic. Feel free to read "Letter to my Soldier." my first letter fic. This is a continuation to the letter fic, "Letter to my Soldier."
Lee Cholan received a letter from one of his girlfriends, Nina Williams. The letter was sealed with a kiss and Lee was anxious to open it. He dared not tell Kazuya, his half brother because of the heart-wrenching letter that he received from Jun weeks ago.
The letter said:
B- is for the bullshit that you are always telling me.
A- is for the ass that you would have if you would stop starving yourself.
S- is for the sex that could have been a lot better.
T- is for the times that you said you loved me but really you didn't.
A- is for the many abortions I had to get because you didn't think of using a condom.
R- is for the ridiculous way you scream (in any case)
D- is for the diseases I could have gotten if I hadn't reminded you to use a condom (when you did.)
This is what I think of you. You are a bastard and I guess that I can't trust a single word that you say…
Lee wrote back. His letter said:
B- is for the bitch that you cracked up to be.
I- is for the interesting things that you don't seem to talk about.
T- is for the trick that you seem to have been.
C- is for the other chicks I could have been fucking.
H – is for the hoar that you are.
That spells "bitch" and that is what you are.
Lee received a letter from Anna a week later. The letter read:
P- is for the penis you don't have.
A- is for the asshole you turned out to be.
T- is for fucking that tramp of a sister of mine.
H- is for the hell you put me through.
E- is for the evil glares you would give me (all the time.)
T- is for the times you would total ignore me and go give Nina what she wants.
C- is for the coward you are.
That spells "pathetic" and trust me that is definitely what you are!
Lee ignored that pitiful excuse for a letter and a week later got one from each of them on the same day.
Nina's letter said:
P- is for the pitiful lovemaking we made.
I- is for the
T- is for the trouble I used to go through to get you what you want.
I- is for the ignorance that was shown to both my sister and me.
F- is for the fagot that you are.
U- is for the ungratefulness that you shown me.
L- is for the silver lipstick you were forever using.
E- is for the excuses that you always told me (before a date.)
X- is for the x-treme things I had to do to pleasure myself (because you never had time to do it, or never did it right.)
C- is circumcision you should have gotten.
S- is for the sensations that came from my "significant other."
E- is for the exercise that I never seen you do.
That is what you are…a pitiful excuse for a man. And by the way there is something else I wanted to tell you:
B- is for the beef that he doesn't have with me.
R- is for the romancing that he does.
O- is for the other things that we love to do (other than fool around and have sex)
T- is for the way he treats me.
H- is for the hell we both went through.
E- is for the excitement we always have.
R-is for the rash he doesn't have.
That spells "brother" and that's who I am with now—Kazuya Mishima.
Anna's letter read:
G- is for, "When the going gets tough, the tough get going."
O- is for the other things we have done.
N- is for the negative vibes that you give off.
O- is for the old age spread that you are getting.
R- is for the dates that you picked at random.
R- is for the rash that you will soon receive on your dick.
H- is for the health factory that you will have to make.
E- is for the excitement I never had.
A- is for the hoes you and Kazuya have in them other area codes.
That's Gonorrhea, and that's what I have and what you now have. Hope you have fun with your precious disease, and learn to use a condom.
