The phone rang.
"Brad! Get the phone!"
"Yeah, yeah..."
*on the phone*
-"Hello?"
-"What are you wearing?"
-"What?"
-"Boxers, briefs, panties, what?"
-"Who IS this?"
-"Tell me, and I'll tell you."
-"..."
-"Well?"
-"Thong."
-"What color?"
-What? Why? Who IS this?"
-"Just tell me."
-"Red..."
-"And?"
-"...white..."
-"AND?"
-"...blue..."
-"...hmmm...American flag, perhaps?"
-"...yes..."
-"You're very patriotic."
-"Wha-?"
-"Is it Spandex?'
-"..."
-"Well?"
-"No... cotton/poly blend."
-"Four?"
-"WHAT?!"
-"Your mojo. Is it four inches?"
-"THAT, my good sir, is an INSULT!"
-"Five?"
-*mumbling* "I have NEVER in ALL MY LIFE..."
-"Bigger?"
-"That's none of your business, you little-"
-"Six? You've got a six inch-"
-"YES! YES I HAVE A SIX INCH PENIS! NOW WHO IS IT THAT YOU WISH TO-"
*click*
-"Hello?...HELLO?!..."
*dial tone*
*operator*
-"If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again..."
"Brad! Get the phone!"
"Yeah, yeah..."
*on the phone*
-"Hello?"
-"What are you wearing?"
-"What?"
-"Boxers, briefs, panties, what?"
-"Who IS this?"
-"Tell me, and I'll tell you."
-"..."
-"Well?"
-"Thong."
-"What color?"
-What? Why? Who IS this?"
-"Just tell me."
-"Red..."
-"And?"
-"...white..."
-"AND?"
-"...blue..."
-"...hmmm...American flag, perhaps?"
-"...yes..."
-"You're very patriotic."
-"Wha-?"
-"Is it Spandex?'
-"..."
-"Well?"
-"No... cotton/poly blend."
-"Four?"
-"WHAT?!"
-"Your mojo. Is it four inches?"
-"THAT, my good sir, is an INSULT!"
-"Five?"
-*mumbling* "I have NEVER in ALL MY LIFE..."
-"Bigger?"
-"That's none of your business, you little-"
-"Six? You've got a six inch-"
-"YES! YES I HAVE A SIX INCH PENIS! NOW WHO IS IT THAT YOU WISH TO-"
*click*
-"Hello?...HELLO?!..."
*dial tone*
*operator*
-"If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again..."
