~Chapter Seven (Faye)~
It was no fair! Becky got Legolas! I mean, I was happy for her and all, but I wanted him too. You know what I mean?
Holly had gym the next night, so the fellowship was coming to my house. Which left me cleaning tonight to get ready for them. (I'd rather watch T.V. or talk on the phone.) Ring. Ring.
'Hello?'
'Hi, is Faye there,' asked the other voice.
'This is she, who's this?'
'Holly's boyfriend, I-'
I cut him off: 'Why are you calling me? How'd you get my number? What do you want? You're not going to yell at me are you?'
'I have to talk to you about Holly. I got the number from her a while back, and it's important. I won't yell at you either.'
'Oh, it's always about her, ay? What about me!? Just kidding, so what's your problem?'
'It's Frodo. I think he's trying too hard to get Holly, and I haven't been able to talk to her very much since he's been there. It's really stressing me out. I want to see her SO bad, but I can't come out there yet.'
'First of all, thanks for not yelling at me. Secondly, she loves you. There's nothing you have to worry about. Gandalf is trying to find a way to get them back to Middle Earth. And I know for a fact that she would never go with them.'
'Thanks, I really needed to hear that. Especially from you. You know her better than anybody.'
'No problem, I'm used to being the advice giver. So yeah, I'll talk to you later. Bye.'
I just hoped that what I told him was true. If I was wrong, I would feel so bad. But I knew Holly really well. She wouldn't ever do anything like that. I hoped.
* * *
The next day, after school, I met the fellowship at my locker. We started walking, and it was interesting to see that Merry got along very well with my friend Jen. They wouldn't shut up until I threatened to duct tape their mouths shut.
Then Legolas asked me: 'I don't mean to be rude, but are you an elf? You are most certainly tall enough to be an elf. Although your brown hair would suggest that you are a Rivendell elf.'
I started to laugh, but stopped when Legolas' ears turned pink. 'No, I'm not an elf. I'm just really tall. I get it from my dad.'
'Oh, alright then,' he said, his curiosity satisfied.
When we got to my place, they seemed fascinated with my cats. Especially Penny, the calico. Gimli wanted to kill Yoda, who, in return, followed him around the house. It was strange for Yoda to like anyone besides my Mom, so I just laughed.
I decided that the ten of use should have a little party, so I ordered some pizza.
'I really do like this stuff you call "pizza". It's quite delicious,' said Boromir.
'I can't cut it,' said Legolas, more than a little confused.
I showed him how to take a big "Faye-bite" and solved his problem.
* * *
The next morning, the sun was streaming in through the window, so I put on my Spongebob eye-mask to get some more sleep before school. I didn't hear Legolas sneak into my room, but I figured it out pretty quickly when the mask was whipped off my face. I looked over to see Legolas stomping on it with all the strength he could muster.
'I think it's dead now,' I joked.
'What is it? I came in to wake you up, and it was stuck to your head!'
Unable to hold back the laughter, I told him that it wasn't an animal or a monster, but an eye-mask.
'What's an eye-mask?'
'It blocks out the sun when you want to sleep in the morning,' I explained.
He put on the mask, and I took the opportunity that it presented. I'd just show him how good a kisser I was. He jerked back and took off the mask as if I'd just burned him.
'What was that for?' he asked.
'I just wanted to show you that I can kiss just as good as Becky can, if not better.' I said, thinking that he would agree. 'I'm sure that you could love me better than Becky. I'm tall enough for you.'
'I don't care how well Rebecca kisses, or how tall she is. I like her anyways. Although I don't fancy myself in love with her,' he said and left my room.
I'm sorry that this one took me so long, but it IS exam time. Phewf, I'm finally done, so chapters should be coming in a lot more quickly. If not, I'll let Mady beat me over the head with a frying pan, as I'm sure she's wanted to lately. Sorry to all of you who love Legolas, but I promised Becky that she could have him in my story. So tell me what you think okay? And if you catch any mistakes, in either spelling or character flaws and whatnot, let me know, because I'm going back and fixing any errors. Thanks for reading!
It was no fair! Becky got Legolas! I mean, I was happy for her and all, but I wanted him too. You know what I mean?
Holly had gym the next night, so the fellowship was coming to my house. Which left me cleaning tonight to get ready for them. (I'd rather watch T.V. or talk on the phone.) Ring. Ring.
'Hello?'
'Hi, is Faye there,' asked the other voice.
'This is she, who's this?'
'Holly's boyfriend, I-'
I cut him off: 'Why are you calling me? How'd you get my number? What do you want? You're not going to yell at me are you?'
'I have to talk to you about Holly. I got the number from her a while back, and it's important. I won't yell at you either.'
'Oh, it's always about her, ay? What about me!? Just kidding, so what's your problem?'
'It's Frodo. I think he's trying too hard to get Holly, and I haven't been able to talk to her very much since he's been there. It's really stressing me out. I want to see her SO bad, but I can't come out there yet.'
'First of all, thanks for not yelling at me. Secondly, she loves you. There's nothing you have to worry about. Gandalf is trying to find a way to get them back to Middle Earth. And I know for a fact that she would never go with them.'
'Thanks, I really needed to hear that. Especially from you. You know her better than anybody.'
'No problem, I'm used to being the advice giver. So yeah, I'll talk to you later. Bye.'
I just hoped that what I told him was true. If I was wrong, I would feel so bad. But I knew Holly really well. She wouldn't ever do anything like that. I hoped.
* * *
The next day, after school, I met the fellowship at my locker. We started walking, and it was interesting to see that Merry got along very well with my friend Jen. They wouldn't shut up until I threatened to duct tape their mouths shut.
Then Legolas asked me: 'I don't mean to be rude, but are you an elf? You are most certainly tall enough to be an elf. Although your brown hair would suggest that you are a Rivendell elf.'
I started to laugh, but stopped when Legolas' ears turned pink. 'No, I'm not an elf. I'm just really tall. I get it from my dad.'
'Oh, alright then,' he said, his curiosity satisfied.
When we got to my place, they seemed fascinated with my cats. Especially Penny, the calico. Gimli wanted to kill Yoda, who, in return, followed him around the house. It was strange for Yoda to like anyone besides my Mom, so I just laughed.
I decided that the ten of use should have a little party, so I ordered some pizza.
'I really do like this stuff you call "pizza". It's quite delicious,' said Boromir.
'I can't cut it,' said Legolas, more than a little confused.
I showed him how to take a big "Faye-bite" and solved his problem.
* * *
The next morning, the sun was streaming in through the window, so I put on my Spongebob eye-mask to get some more sleep before school. I didn't hear Legolas sneak into my room, but I figured it out pretty quickly when the mask was whipped off my face. I looked over to see Legolas stomping on it with all the strength he could muster.
'I think it's dead now,' I joked.
'What is it? I came in to wake you up, and it was stuck to your head!'
Unable to hold back the laughter, I told him that it wasn't an animal or a monster, but an eye-mask.
'What's an eye-mask?'
'It blocks out the sun when you want to sleep in the morning,' I explained.
He put on the mask, and I took the opportunity that it presented. I'd just show him how good a kisser I was. He jerked back and took off the mask as if I'd just burned him.
'What was that for?' he asked.
'I just wanted to show you that I can kiss just as good as Becky can, if not better.' I said, thinking that he would agree. 'I'm sure that you could love me better than Becky. I'm tall enough for you.'
'I don't care how well Rebecca kisses, or how tall she is. I like her anyways. Although I don't fancy myself in love with her,' he said and left my room.
I'm sorry that this one took me so long, but it IS exam time. Phewf, I'm finally done, so chapters should be coming in a lot more quickly. If not, I'll let Mady beat me over the head with a frying pan, as I'm sure she's wanted to lately. Sorry to all of you who love Legolas, but I promised Becky that she could have him in my story. So tell me what you think okay? And if you catch any mistakes, in either spelling or character flaws and whatnot, let me know, because I'm going back and fixing any errors. Thanks for reading!
