Author's Note: SAA... again... THE T-SHIRTS ARE FINALLY HERE! Katie wrote this one, but most of the t-shirt ideas (except ferio & ascot, and caldina's) are complements of me. Aud is up to bat for the next chapter. So it'll be up when I get it from her.

"You know, wouldn't you thinkruling a planet would be more interesting?" Audrey wondered aloud.

"Yeah…" Katie agreed.

"Am I the only one who thinks thatmay of the residents of Cephiro could use a T-shirt?" Angela asked.

"No." Katie and Audrey replied, andthe 3 Pillars looked at each other.

"FREE T-SHIRTS!"
"COMPLIMENTARY BALLOONS!"
"AND BUMPER STICKERS!"
"DUDE!"

"Uh…right…" Innouva said, from hisnew place next to Angela. Ferio and Ascot, watching from around the corner, looked ateach other.

"Balloons??"
"Bumperstickers?"
"Dude!" The Pillars looked at them.

"YOU LIKE IT TOO??"
"TOTALLY!"
"DUDE!"

"WE SOUNDLIKE SURFER DUDES!"

"AWESOME!"It continued on that vein for sometime, until the 3 Pillars went to present their idea to Clef.

"So? Do you like it?"

"Well, I agree that some people need shirts…badly…but FREE shirts?"

"Hey…why do we have to ask YOU anything? Aren't we the Pillars?" Audrey asked.

"Because,I'm the Official Clef Fan-Girl." Katie said.

"Oh, okay."

"But we sayFree T-shirt Day is on!"

"YEAH!!"

"Alright,alright…but you provide the shirts."

"YEAH!"


Two hours later, after much willpower, Katie, Audrey and Angela now had A LOT ofT-shirts. And balloons and bumper stickers.

"Okay. Wehave everything, now we need somewhere to give them out from…" Audrey said.

"Um…" Katie said, thinking.

"Uh…" said Angela, also thinking.

"Eterna!" they cried at the same time.

"We need to tell Cephiro…how will we do that?"

"Internet?"
"CrimsonChin?"
"CHINTASTIC!"
"FAIRLYODDPARENTS!"
"DUDE!!"

Audreylooked at them. "No." The three sat and thought, and, for once, were quiet. Suddenly, they all looked up.

"FLYERS!!" they cried.
"DUDE!" Clef lookedat them from across the room and sighed. "Emeraude, save us…"

Later, the 3 Pillars had set up camp next to the Spring of Eterna, and had lined the paththrough the Forest of Silence with signs. Ferio and Ascot were the officialhelpers, and the project was being watched over by the apparitions of Emeraudeand Zagato.

"They destroyed my Pillar system…" Emeraude wailed, tears streaming down her cheeksand onto her T-shirt, which read: "Don't worry, be happy!" Yeah, riiiiight.Zagato's said "ALL HAIL THE MAGICAL SANDWICH!!" Ferio and Ascot were a combo…
Ferio's Front: "Clothes!"
Ascot's front: "Fast Food!"
Ferio's Back: "DU
Ascot's Back: DE!"
The three Pillars wore tie dyed shirts. Angela and Katie'shad the names of many Bishónen, but Audrey's proclaimed: "I LOVE SHAORAN'SPANTS!"

Anyway,first in line was Alcyone. "T-shirt…pink please…and a balloon…" she grumbled.Katie handed her a T-shirt and a pink balloon. Written across the front was"Bill Clinton was here!" She put it on and walked away silently, a look ofshock on her face.

"H-h-how dothey know?" she mumbled quietly to herself, looking rather pale.


Caldina wasnext in line. "Watcha got for me, my new Pillar friends?" Audreyhanded Caldina a shirt. On the front was a picture of Kero-chan, and under thatsaid: "OSAKA FOREVER!"

"AWESOME!!!"Caldina yelled, and hurriedly put it on.

Lafarga andLantis were next, and were not happy about being near each other. As theystepped up, they both said, "A shirt, a bumper sticker and…a purple balloon…!" theysaid, and glared at each other. Angela then handed them their requests.

Across thefront of both t-shirts were the words, "WHOA! GIANT FISH, RIGHT IN MY FACE!"

From behindthe stand, Emeraude and Zagato looked at each other. "I can't understand whythey can't get along…" Emeraude said, tears still streaming down her cheeks.

"Hey, Emmy,why're you crying?" Zagato asked her.

"I think my tear ducts are broken…"