Co-Author's Note: Yes, I realized "Author's Note" was not the right term... Rain was up for chapter duty on this one and I must admit, this has to be the funniest chapter yet. (If not the longest.) I'm up next and I don't know how well I'll be able to follow it up humor wise... Rain's the master. I GET TO SING THE DRUNK SUGAR SONG!!! -^_^- This is such a great chapter...

"We're finnally done!" Angi cheered, it sounded more like a groan and her head hit the table.
"Done is good..." Katie said moments before falling out of her chair.
"Yes..." was all Audrey could manage.
"This was great guys!" Ferio said running up to the table.
"We should do this every day!" Ascot smiled.

"DUDE!"

Realizing that the DUDE had only the power of the two of them, they looked down at the pillars.
"OMIGOD! They're dead!" Ferio and Ascot screamed like school girls.
"does this mean we have pillar duty again?" Ascot moaned.
Audrey, who by some merical was still sitting upright, moaned "Low... Sugar... Get... or... kill..." Ferio wiped his brow.
"Phew, we still got one..."
"Sugar damnit!!!!" Angi mumbled from her face down position.
"We got two now!" Ascot said, counting quickly on his fingers. Katie gave an agreeing grunt from the ground.
"Ok, we got all three." Ferio sighed, taking a deep breath of relief now that he was positive they were off pillar duty.
"Don't make me use my PSYCHO POWERS!!!!" Audrey blurted, attempting to get up. Instead she fell over the back of her chair and began rolling down the hill.
"Ascot! go get her while I get the sugar!" Ferio called over his shoulder.
"You always make me do the hard stuff..." Ascot held back tears.
"Shaddaup!" Ferio grumbled. Acot dashed off towards the rolling Audrey with his shirt stubby legs. He stopped her inches before contact with a rather pointy rock, and then began to roll her back to the chair.
Seconds later Ferio arrived with various people who still had on their free t-shirts. They all carried ten pound bags of sugar. (Primera had much trouble.) Katie, Angi, and Audrey's sugar senses tingled. Angi lifted her head and Katie and Audrey rose from the ground. "Sugar senses tingling..."
"We got the sugar," Ferio began to walk forward with his bag of sugar. And with that Angi, Katie, and Audrey jumped him.
"Put the sugar down slowly." Katie warned. Audrey grabbed his ponytail and Angi grabbed his shirt collar.
"Would you like another scar?" Angi hissed.
"N-no-o girls..." Ferio chucked the ten pound bag as far as he could. (Which is not easy when you have 3 rabid teenagers ontop of you.) Angi released Ferio's collar and Audrey let go of his ponytail, which contained about half the hairs it had before. they leapt and began to pick at the bag like lions on a dead carcass. (Ewwww.....) Carefully the rest of the crowd added their bags of sugar. Soon enough the girls had their fill, which was a dangerous thing.
"INOUVA!" Angi purred... in a screaming sort of way.
"Shaoran... heh heh ...SHAORAN!!!" Audrey smiled, sounding and acting quite drunk.
"CLEF! CLEF! CLEF! CLEF! CLEF! (you get the idea...)" Katie bounced away. Angi did the same. Audrey wobbled around and bumped into Ferio.
"Shaoran?" Audrey hiccuped.
"N-n-no-o....." Ferio tied to escape.
"Oh... *hic* ...CLOSE ENOUGH!!!"
"A-Audrey!"
"Nuuu.... I'm Fuu! Heh..." Audrey wobbled and pulled him down onto the ground.
"Oh dear god..." Ferio sighed. noticing the crowd he gestured for them to leave. "This could get ugly."

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Hanging off Inouva's neck, Angi began the Drunk Sugar Song. (:D) "INNNOUVAAAAA! LALALA!!! INNOUVAAAA! HOW I LLLLOVE YOU!!!! *MY* BIG, PRETTY, GAY THUNDER WOLF!"
"Someone... anyone... help...."
"SHADDAP! I'm singin my song!" Angi swung up and put her legs around his neck and hung upside down and resumed singing. "INNNOUVAAAAA!!!! LALALA!!! INNNOUVAA!!!!! HOW I LLLOVE YOU!!!"
"Why me....?"

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Continuing her Clef rant, "CLEF! CLEF! CLEF! CLEF! CLEF!" Katie burst into his room. "CLEFFAH MAN!!!!"
"Cleffah man?" Clef though, rolling his eyes.
"I SAW THAT!" Katie bounced to him. Clef's hand went to the security button under his desk. He needed backup. Nothing happened.
"Oops..." Katie giggled holding up a wire she had just pulled out. "Is this bad?" Clef put his head in his hands. "Aww! Clef, you're so cute! Tee hee..." She began to bounce more. Mokona (who poped out of nowhere cause he can and making his first appearance in this fic) joined her.
"PUU PUUU!!!!" Mokona cried.
"CLEF! CLEF! CLEF! CLEF! CLEF! CLEF!" Katie cried.
"CEPHIRO IS DOOMED!" Clef cried. Katie stopped bouncing to comfort the VERY short mage.
"Don't worry Clef. Audrey, Angi, and me are way better than Hikaru... WAY better! Anyway, our powers are so much cooler than Umi, Fuu, and Hikaru's powers combined! And we're way prettier and cooler than they were! Even though Audrey looks exactly like Fuu... And if you messed with my heir I could look like Hikaru or Umi..." (Note from Angi: if you slapped a braid on me I'd look like Hikaru... *shudder*)
"Ok... Ok..." Clef moaned, just trying to get Katie to stop before she went on another rant.
"See! We got'cha covered!" Katie winked and gave a peace sign. She turned around and... tripped on a rug. "DAMN YOU!!!"
"Oh yea... I'm reassured..." Clef said, twitching slightly.

Co-Author's Note: See?! WASN'T IT GRAND?! Well I'm up next, so expect the arrival of a new friend! (WHEE HEEE!!!!) And for those who don't get the rug joke (which is probably most of you...) Go look up Misakichi (Aud-chan) and read her fic. ^_~ IT'S GOOD!!!!