Author's note: Well, I was going to start off with a tragedy, but right
when I was getting around to writing it I decided it would be easier to do
a bunch of pointless ficlets first *shrug* so, here they are? They are
genuinely stupid, and will have no positive effect on your mindset. They
are not full of inspiration, they are not well-written, they have no
morals, so do not read them expecting to be touched. They are just random
improvisational ramblings I came up with on a summer afternoon because I
was sitting around on my cushy bum with nothing better to do. But if you DO
read it (or some of it.) reviews would be good, I'm always open to
constructive criticism, which I no doubt will get plenty of.and if you
want, I can read and review your fic(s) if you have any, I just need
something to do.*sigh*. Just a warning, although I don't generally write
stuff like this, at times like these, when I'm incredibly bored and it's a
hundred degrees, my crude side kind of kicks in, so a few of my darling
little ficlets just might be a tad offensive. Of course, I didn't make ALL
of them like that, which would be pretty pathetic. But just a warning for
those precious few of you who merely glance at the word "ass" and scoff
repeatedly while your skin tone changes in a rather chameleon-esque way. So
if you're not into *that* kind of humor, I suggest you leave. NOW. So then,
I'll be shutting my chomper then. Enjoy. :)
