Hermione was brushing her hair in the girls dormitory one evening before
breakfast.
Lavender came in and walked to Hermione, who was brushing her hair.
Lavender stared.
Hermione stared back.
Lavender said "There's something I want to tell you."
Hermione stopped brushing her hair.
She grabbed Lavender's nose and said "Yoink" by way of greeting.
"Hermione, I'm not who you think I am"
Hermione continued to brush her hair.
"I'm a man" Lavender blurted.
Hermione looked at Lavender's crotch.
It had a bump.
Hermione brushed her hair.
THE END
breakfast.
Lavender came in and walked to Hermione, who was brushing her hair.
Lavender stared.
Hermione stared back.
Lavender said "There's something I want to tell you."
Hermione stopped brushing her hair.
She grabbed Lavender's nose and said "Yoink" by way of greeting.
"Hermione, I'm not who you think I am"
Hermione continued to brush her hair.
"I'm a man" Lavender blurted.
Hermione looked at Lavender's crotch.
It had a bump.
Hermione brushed her hair.
THE END
