Chapter 1:Billy

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Yoh: Amidamaru, go to heaven! Ren is trying to take you.

Amidamaru: I will, lord Yoh. Goodbye. Perhaps we will meet one day in heaven.

Ren: No! He's gone! Fine. I'll go get a better ghost. (Ren leaves)

Billy: Hey Yoh! (a fat ghost in a chef hat black stubble on his cheeks appears.) I'm Billy! I'm your new personal ghost! I was a gourmet chef! With me, you can make the best soufflé known to man!

Yoh: Um.couldn't I get a, you know, .cooler ghost?

Billy: No! There aren't any other ghosts around! Anyway, your grandpa put a weird curse on us so that I had to be your ghost. He said something about teaching you a lesson.

Yoh: So, how did you die?

Billy: I died just a few weeks ago. I had a successful café, but McDonalds sued me for calling my store "McDonald Ducks", and for my famous deep-fried goose, "The delicious dead Donald Duck". I became a hobo in the alley next to my shop and lived off soufflés. But I died of starvation, not having the ingredient "hair of bat wing" for my most filling soufflé.

Yoh: Are you a good fighter?

Billy: No, but I make four kinds of excellent soufflés!

(Later that day) Manta: Yoh, this is a really good soufflé, although it tastes a bit weird.

Yoh: Billy made it. I hope he didn't use any hair of bat wing.

Manta: Ewww.

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