Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King.

Claimer: I own myself, a puff of air next to my head, Flug-Wock and you. I also own some other things but I don't feel like making a big list right now. I can't remember the names of any of Jupiter's moons so I can't tell you which ones of them I own.

Anti-claimer: You don't or shouldn't own anything I want.

Author: Yay! I wrote chap.3 of Billy! Hope you enjoy! Review it! Now! Or later, after you read the story! By the way, I'd like to suggest two authors: Invader Sam and AnimeTrekkie. You can easily find them on my favorite authors list. They're stories aren't like this one, but they're good.

Billy: "Hey! Yoh's grandpa! I'd like to ask a favor."

Grandpa: "Yes?"

Billy: "Well, here's the story. Back when I owned "McDonalds Ducks" I had an employee named Kevin. He didn't wash his hands so I fired him. Later, after McDonalds took my shop, Kevin took a job there. I think it was just to spite me. Apparently he died, and I think he wants to be Ren's personal ghost just so he can spite me again, since Ren is the enemy of Yoh, my ghost. Could you make him seem like Amidamaru for a little while so Ren would make him his ghost and then force Ren to have Kevin be his new ghost, like you did with me?"

Grandpa: "Sure."

Later that day:

Ren: "Bason, you're pitiful. During that battle with Yoh, all you did was eat some noodles that gave us food poisoning!"

Bason: "I am sorry master."

Kevin(Looking like Amidamaru): "Ren, I am Amidamaru. Yoh sent me away, but I am not yet ready to leave Earth. I will become your new ghost!"

Ren: "Bwahaha!! Bason, you can leave now."

Kevin: "Great! Now I'm your new ghost. I'm really just a ghost named Kevin actually. I am the enemy of Billy and since you're Yoh's enemy, and Billy is Yoh's ghost, I thought it would be good for me to be your new ghost!" The illusion of Amidamaru disappears and is replaced by a short, pimply teenager. "Look, it's Yoh!" Yoh walks up to them.

Yoh: "Ah, I see you've met Kevin. Billy told me about him."

Ren: "You! RRrrrrr. I have an idea! Since both are ghost worked at cafés, we can have a food fight!" Ren starts hurling all kinds of food at Yoh, who does the same. Ren: "Ow! You threw an entire deep-fried goose at my head!"

Yoh: "This is going nowhere. Let's have a (ba-bu-da-dum) Iron Chef competition!"

Manta: "I get to be judge!"

About half an hour later:

Yoh: "I'm finished! Here's my dish! I call it ^$#@*^#!" (an: I own ^$#@*^#!)

Manta: "This is good!"

Ren: "Here's mine. It's haggis!" (I believe haggis is a Scottish food that is sheep lungs and intestines stuffed inside its stomach. To me it sounds disgusting, but some people might like it.)

Manta: "This is terrible! It tastes like sheep guts!"

Ren: "What's your point?! Your bias against me! Yoh's your friend! I bet Yoh's food tastes like rotten cabbage!" Ren eats a bite of Yoh's food, looks pleased, takes the whole bowl of it, and walks away.

Billy: "I still say we should have made a soufflé."

Yoh: "How's that plan to give some shamans food poisoning coming?"

Billy: "Won't work. I ran out of hair of armadillo nose."

Review it!!! Now!!!