"Harry, your ears are so red!" said Hermione.
"My ears hurt," said Harry.
"Maybe you should see Madame Pomfrey," said Ron.
"It feels like I've been on an airplane," said Harry.
"Oh." said Hermione.
"What the fuck is an airplane?" said Ron.
They stared at Ron.
Ron stared at them.
Harry belched.
And their lives were never the same again.