((A/N: This is based on a real life idiot, my dear friend, Patti. Yep. I'm
talking to her on the phone right now, as I type this. BWAHAHA. Every
single thing Crabbe says is what she's telling me.unaltered.lol.she's odd,
but, hey, that's why she's so tight.))
Crabbe was sitting on the floor of the Slytherin Common Room.
He was organizing beads.
Draco came in.
"What are you doing with those beads, Crabbe?" demanded Draco.
"I found these beads, so I'm doing what my sister does with beads," said
Crabbe.
Draco blinked.
"I'm organizing them. I spent like, the whole afternoon organizing them,"
said Crabbe.
Draco stared.
"Ash better keep away from these beads! He's my dog," said Crabbe.
"You said you were allergic to dogs." said Draco.
"And apparently, these beads are really beautiful," said Crabbe
intelligently.
"Right," said Draco.
"And speaking of that, I heard about scary urban legends that are true!"
said Crabbe.
"Okay," said Draco.
"Scary, scary, scary," squeaked Crabbe.
Draco smirked in disbeleif.
"Draco?" Crabbe looked up at him, then continued, "So there was one, about
a girl."
Draco began to leave, and Crabbe talked louder.
".and she went to this very school. And there used to be this old tradition
that people would scream at midnight when it was the end of finals," Crabbe
paused for effect.
"No there wasn't," said Draco.
".And the girl didn't want to scream with them, and a murderer came and
killed her.but no one could hear her scream, because they were all
screaming!" Crabbe finished dramatically.
"Whatever," Draco left.
"Scary, scary, scary!" Crabbe called after him.
Draco was gone.
Crabbe resumed organizing his beads.
An hour later he muttered to himself, "Scary, scary, scary."
And all was right with the world.
THE END
((A/N: Oh yeh, Taff: Okay, so I'm open to constructive criticism and even
flames, but it IS kind of pathetic when you don't say anything that's worth
hearing. :P note the "constructive" in constructive criticism. If I wanted
that amazing insight of yours I could have asked my sister and she'd tell
me the same thing. So to all you readers, I love reviews, whether positive
or not, but it drives me mad when you don't tell me what sucks so much.
Okay now I sound like a retard.but seriously, I mean it. Please tell me
your opinion of what's good and what sucks ass, because I'm trying to
improve. Now I sound like even more of a retard.well, I mean, these
little.ficlet.things aren't really stories, but I mean in the future when I
finally post up my more serious story things. Yeah. Oh, and another thing:
if any of you are under the impression that I hate HP, you are much
mistaken. I'm in love with the books, I've read them each more than 5
times, I read OotP in 2 days (and I'm usually a slow reader, yea.) I was
just bored and having a bit of fun. Ey, but by all means, keep the disses
coming. Hehe they're almost as good as positive feedback if they say
something with a point. Okie then ^_^ Love yeh for reading.))