((A/N: I was REALLY bored so I just decided to make this thing.errr. The
song is "stuck" by Stacie Orrico. Damn I love that song.I've been listening
to it for two days straight.I dunno, I guess this is a little like an MST?
*shrugs* Whatever. I'm going to make it in sort of a script format because
it's a piece of crap that's not worth wasting too much time on and it's
easier that way. XP Oh yea, and (parentheses) mean he's singing. KAY? Whoo.
WARNING: some swearing here.))
It was 4 in the morning, Harry had just woken from a nightmare and begins
to sing.
Harry: (I can't get out of bed today.)
Dean: *falls out of bed* OW!
Harry: (or get you off my mind.)
Seamus: Great, Harry.now go back to sleep.
Harry: I was TALKING to Neville!
Neville: *promptly removes himself from Harry's head* Sorry!
Harry: (I just can't seem to find a way--)
Ron: *groggy* Take some melatonin.
Harry: (To leave the love behind.)
Dean: We're TRYING to sleep you bastard!
Harry: (I ain't trippin'.)
Seamus: If you don't stop singing I WILL hurt you.
Harry: (I'm just missing--)
Ron: *socks Harry with his pillow angrily*
Harry: *grunt* Ouch.(You know what I'm saying.)
Neville: (You know what I mean.)
Seamus: not you TOO?!?!
Neville: I like that song.
Harry: (You kept me hanging on a string.)
Dean: We WILL hang you.
Harry: (While you made me cry.)
Neville: MEN DON'T CRY!
Ron: Look who's talking, dickhead.
Neville: *cries*
Harry: (I tried to give you everything.)
Neville: *continues to cry*
Seamus: Ron, you git, that was uncalled for!
Dean: Yeah, now he's never gonna shut up!
Harry: (But you just gave li-ies.)
Dean: Harry if you break any windows, none of us are going to fix them.
Harry: (I ain't trippin'.)
Seamus: *rolls eyes* so we've heard.
Harry: (I'm just missing--)
Neville: *sniffle*
Harry: (You know what I'm saying, you know what I meaaan yea.)
Dean: Are you like, completely oblivious to us.
Harry: (Every now and then.)
Ron: *stuffs parchment into Harry's mouth. Harry spits it out*
Harry: (When I'm all alone.)
Seamus: He is HOPELESS
Harry: (I've been wishing you would call me on the telephone.)
Ron: What the hell is a fellytone?
Dean: TELEPHONE, BITCH!
Harry: (Say you want me there..)
Neville: Who would? Eh.
Harry: (But you never do, I feel like such a fool)
Seamus: Someone feels like a fool while singing pop songs late at night. Go
figure.
Harry: (There's nothing I can DOOOoOoO)
Ron: What was the incantation for a Silencing Charm again?
Dean: *shrugs*
Harry: (I'm such a fool for youuuu)
Seamus: I think it was.um.aw dammit.
Harry: (I CAAANT TAKE IT!)
Seamus: SHUT UP or we'll be in trouble.
Dean: yes! Shut up bastard!
Harry: (What am I waiting for?)
Ron: Oh, for heaven's sake! *punches Harry. Hard.*
Harry: (my HEARTS still BREAAAKIN)
Ron: That's not ALL of you that's gonna be breaking.
Harry: (I miss you even more.)
Neville: *sits on top of Harry's stomach and bobs his head*
Harry: (and I can't FAKE it)
Dean: *kicks Harry*
Harry: (the way I could before!)
Seamus: For our sakes just fake sleeping.eh.
Harry: (I hate you)
Ron: We hate you too, asswipe.
Harry: (But I love you)
Neville: I love me too. Promoting Self-Love is important.
Ron: *beats up Neville and knocks him unconcious* Despicable!
Harry: (I can't stop thinking of you.)
Dean: Why are we just sitting here letting him finish?
Harry: (It's TRUUUE)
Seamus: Good point Dean.
Harry: (I'm stuck on YoOoOoUu.)
Ron: *beats up Harry*
Seamus and Dean join in.
Harry dies.
Neville wakes up and sees Harry.
He cries.
Then Harry is brought back to life.
Neville claps.
And everyone falls asleep again.