A/N: These were written by a few of friends and me while sitting on the end of a pier at sunset just before retiring to the house for an evening of reading Harry Potter fanfics, writing Harry Potter fanfics, reading Harry Potter books, watching the first Harry Potter movie, talking about the Harry Potter soundtracks, and reading interviews with the Harry Potter actors (and yes, most of this was happening simultaneously. We're good at multi-tasking). Which, of course, accounts for the following insanity…
Disclaimer: WookieeBeta and her friends do not own Harry Potter. Nor do they own a single shred of sanity between them. However, they are currently in the possession of homemade chocolate ice cream, which has been found to make a wonderful breakfast…
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¤ Out the Window ¤~ (To the tune of "Out the Window", by Trout Fishing in America; the inspiration came from "Observation: Insanity" by Elara) ~
Old Snape and his pungence
He went to the Dungeons
To put in his potion a bone
But when he bent over his undies took over
And threw him out the window!
The window!
The window!
They threw him out the window –
But when he bent over his undies took over
And threw him out the window!
----------------------------------------------------------------------- ¤ God Rest Ye Merry Hippogriffs ¤~ (Inspired by the version begun in Order of the Phoenix) ~
God rest ye, Merry Hippogriffs
Let nothing you dismay!
Remember Black, your saviour
Was killed upon this day
He saved you all from pushing grass when
You kicked Malfoy's ass,
Oh! Tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy!
Oh! Tidings of comfort and joy!
A/N: Frightening...very frightening… Sorry about the spacing issues, I can't get it to come out evenly – any suggestions? Drop a review, all flames will be used to 'fix' things… ^manic grins all around^
