Pepto-Doom

By me.

*Disclaimer: PEAS!*

I feel random. Don't kill me, I'll do it myself. I wanna write something insane now. I am sick of serious stuff. SO sue me. Blah.

Johnny drinks BAAAAD Pepto-Bismol to cure a tummy ache he gets after eating some bad stuffs, and the Pepto-Bismol has a not so good effect on him. Chap 1 is shortness.

This is VERY stupid, so I advise you to be warned before you read it.

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Nny sat on his sofa, feeling the hungryness in his stomach.

"Bish. Fuckness mean. I be hungry with waffle ness!!!" he said.

JUST KIDDING!

Sorry peoples. Here's the REAL beginning.

* Nny was walking down the street one day (cheeseburgers mom!) when he felt a rumbly thing in his stomach. He stopped walking and poked at it with his little finger.

"Grrrrrrrrr!" said the stomach.

Now, our boy Johnny was a little scared, having one of his organs making threatening noises at him, but he then remembered that it meant he was just hungry.

"Oh," he muttered. He saw a department store in front of him, and decided he would go inside and buy lots and lots of food, because that is what hungry people do. (I want new boots right now)

He started toward the big shiny glass doors, fumbling for some money in his pockets.

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*explodes* heh. I am stupid. More soon.