AS USUAL, SEVERUS SNAPE AND A BUNCH OF OTHER TEACHERS DO SOMETHING
COMPLETELY NORMAL, BUT IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU WOULD
EXPECT THEM TO EVER DO. . .BECAUSE IT'S TOTALLY OUT OF CHARACTER
"Does anybody feel like chinese today?" Dumbledore asked at lunch, while seated at the teachers' table. "I'm really sick of school food. I say we order out for dinner."
"Chinese makes me gag, " Professor Sinistra quickly answered. "What about indian?"
"There's no good indian places around here that deliver," MacGonagall interjected.
"Thai?" Flitwick asked.
"Too pricey."
"Mexican?" Lupin suggested.
"Too heavy."
"Why the sudden interest in ethnic food?" Snape demanded. "Why can't we just get a regular pizza like usual?" He loved pepperoni.
"The pizza places won't deliver here anymore, Severus," Dumbledore replied. "It seems the delivery people prefer not to be bitten."
"Hey, that guy bit me first," Snape retorted moodily.
"Does anybody feel like chinese today?" Dumbledore asked at lunch, while seated at the teachers' table. "I'm really sick of school food. I say we order out for dinner."
"Chinese makes me gag, " Professor Sinistra quickly answered. "What about indian?"
"There's no good indian places around here that deliver," MacGonagall interjected.
"Thai?" Flitwick asked.
"Too pricey."
"Mexican?" Lupin suggested.
"Too heavy."
"Why the sudden interest in ethnic food?" Snape demanded. "Why can't we just get a regular pizza like usual?" He loved pepperoni.
"The pizza places won't deliver here anymore, Severus," Dumbledore replied. "It seems the delivery people prefer not to be bitten."
"Hey, that guy bit me first," Snape retorted moodily.
