SEVERUS SNAPE FINDS OUT THAT THERE'S SOMETHING MUCH WORSE THAN GETTING
FIRED
"You all know why we're here," Professor Dumbledore said seriously, scanning the row of people seated before him in the dank, dimly-lit and unused dungeon chamber. All of the teachers and staff at Hogwarts were sitting in chairs within the gloom, looking anxiously at each other.
"Someone," Dumbledore continued, "taped over my episodes of 'NYPD Blue' with a bunch of Cartoon Network crap. I want to know who did this."
There was an oppressive silence.
"You'll stay in those chairs all day and all night until someone confesses," Dumbledore threatened. No one moved.
"And no Gamecube for a month," he added testily.
"Well screw THAT," MacGonagall said loudly. "Snape did it."
"Only because he left it in the VCR!" Snape shouted. Dumbledore signaled to an attendant, who opened the chamber door. A young muggle woman stepped in.
"I'd like you to meet C-chan, Severus," Dumbledore smiled grimly. "And C- chan would like you to meet her boyfriend Tim, co-inventor of Blacktop Richocet Death Frisbee."
A huge man lumbered into the room, just barely squeezing through the wide door. He halted next to Snape, who glanced up nervously. Tim's mammoth head was hidden in shadow as he stood motionless, breathing with heavy menace.
"Tim's got a whole set of drill bits he wants you to meet," C-chan said brightly. "But that's back at our house in the U.S." Tim reached a gigantic hand down, grabbed Snape by the head and lifted him to his feet.
"Don't worry, we brought a pet carrier for you to travel in," C-chan added as Snape was dragged, screaming, out the door headfirst by Tim. "I keep telling Tim it's too small for humans, but he's pretty sure he can make you fit in it."
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Congratulations to C-chan, who says that what Snape was looking at on the front lawn was: He saw the Rabid Vampire Butterflies attacking Draco at my command, because he won't confess his love for Ron, whom he CLEARLY wiggled his eyebrows at in the second movie when he said "See you at school."
Oh, and I believe Harry and the Whomping Willow were doing something in the background, but we don't REALLY want to know what it was, while Filch was wearing black leather and telling Mrs. Norris "You think I'm Sexy!"
*** I don't claim to understand half of that, but the part about Filch saying "You think I'm sexy!" is incredibly funny to me. That's just a very funny line.
"You all know why we're here," Professor Dumbledore said seriously, scanning the row of people seated before him in the dank, dimly-lit and unused dungeon chamber. All of the teachers and staff at Hogwarts were sitting in chairs within the gloom, looking anxiously at each other.
"Someone," Dumbledore continued, "taped over my episodes of 'NYPD Blue' with a bunch of Cartoon Network crap. I want to know who did this."
There was an oppressive silence.
"You'll stay in those chairs all day and all night until someone confesses," Dumbledore threatened. No one moved.
"And no Gamecube for a month," he added testily.
"Well screw THAT," MacGonagall said loudly. "Snape did it."
"Only because he left it in the VCR!" Snape shouted. Dumbledore signaled to an attendant, who opened the chamber door. A young muggle woman stepped in.
"I'd like you to meet C-chan, Severus," Dumbledore smiled grimly. "And C- chan would like you to meet her boyfriend Tim, co-inventor of Blacktop Richocet Death Frisbee."
A huge man lumbered into the room, just barely squeezing through the wide door. He halted next to Snape, who glanced up nervously. Tim's mammoth head was hidden in shadow as he stood motionless, breathing with heavy menace.
"Tim's got a whole set of drill bits he wants you to meet," C-chan said brightly. "But that's back at our house in the U.S." Tim reached a gigantic hand down, grabbed Snape by the head and lifted him to his feet.
"Don't worry, we brought a pet carrier for you to travel in," C-chan added as Snape was dragged, screaming, out the door headfirst by Tim. "I keep telling Tim it's too small for humans, but he's pretty sure he can make you fit in it."
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Congratulations to C-chan, who says that what Snape was looking at on the front lawn was: He saw the Rabid Vampire Butterflies attacking Draco at my command, because he won't confess his love for Ron, whom he CLEARLY wiggled his eyebrows at in the second movie when he said "See you at school."
Oh, and I believe Harry and the Whomping Willow were doing something in the background, but we don't REALLY want to know what it was, while Filch was wearing black leather and telling Mrs. Norris "You think I'm Sexy!"
*** I don't claim to understand half of that, but the part about Filch saying "You think I'm sexy!" is incredibly funny to me. That's just a very funny line.
