The Stinky Cheese Mage
*I don't own anything (especially a brain. lol. kidding. I think...)*
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Narrator: Once upon a time there was a little girl and a big scary man who lived together in a big little scary house. They were lonely. So the girl decided to make a mage out of stinky cheese. She gave him a olive face two cookies for eyes and a hat for a hat, and put him in the oven to cook. When she opened the oven to see if he was done, a fiery burning knocked her back.
Eiko: OH MY GOD!! MY FACE IS ON FIRE!!
Narrator: The Stinky Cheese Mage hopped out of the oven and ran out the door.
Vivi: Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the Stinky Cheese Mage!
Narrator: The girl and man sniffed the air.
Amarant: I'm not really very hungry.
Eiko: I'm not really all that lonely.
Narrator: So they didn't chase Viv- err... the Stinky Cheese Mage. The Stinky Cheese Mage ran and ran until he met a cow eating frogs in the field. He then lit it on fire.
Quina: AHHH! LITTLE THING BURNED ME!!
Vivi: I've burned a little girl and a big scary freak and I can burn you, too, I can.
Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the Stinky Cheese Mage!
Cow-err...Quina: MMM green froggies smell nicer...
Narrator: So the cow didn't chase the Stinky Cheese Mage either. The Stinky Cheese Mage ran and ran until he met some kids playing outside school. He then electrocuted them.
Freya: hey I'm no kid...OH GOD! OH SWEET JESUS IT HURTS!
Vivi: I've burned little girl, a freak man, and a cow, and burn you, too, I can. Run run run as fast as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the Stinky Cheese Mage!
Narrator: The boy got up and felt his burns.
Zidane: what the heck?! I'm the star! I should get more than one line!
Drew Hawking: Shut up, Vivi's funnier!!
Narrator: After being brutally beaten with his own limbs, Zidane and Freya didn't chase the Stinky Cheese Mage either. By and by the Stinky Cheese Man came to a river with no bridge.
Vivi: How will I ever cross this river? It's too big to jump, and i cant swim...
Narrator: So after many tries of burning the un-cooperative river, the fox poked it's head out of the bushes.
Steiner: Why, just hop on my back and I'll carry you across, Master Stinky Cheese Mage.
Vivi: uhh... *begins summoning a burning spell*
Steiner: Trust me!
Narrator: So the Stinky Cheese Mage hopped on the fox's back. The fox swam to the middle of the river.
Fox: Oh goodness! My rusty armor is sinking!!
Narrator: The fox sunk and drown while the Stinky Cheese Mage burned Drew Hawking for this lame story
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Sorry for how bad this is, but it was fun to envision the random burning of FF9 Characters.
*I don't own anything (especially a brain. lol. kidding. I think...)*
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Narrator: Once upon a time there was a little girl and a big scary man who lived together in a big little scary house. They were lonely. So the girl decided to make a mage out of stinky cheese. She gave him a olive face two cookies for eyes and a hat for a hat, and put him in the oven to cook. When she opened the oven to see if he was done, a fiery burning knocked her back.
Eiko: OH MY GOD!! MY FACE IS ON FIRE!!
Narrator: The Stinky Cheese Mage hopped out of the oven and ran out the door.
Vivi: Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the Stinky Cheese Mage!
Narrator: The girl and man sniffed the air.
Amarant: I'm not really very hungry.
Eiko: I'm not really all that lonely.
Narrator: So they didn't chase Viv- err... the Stinky Cheese Mage. The Stinky Cheese Mage ran and ran until he met a cow eating frogs in the field. He then lit it on fire.
Quina: AHHH! LITTLE THING BURNED ME!!
Vivi: I've burned a little girl and a big scary freak and I can burn you, too, I can.
Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the Stinky Cheese Mage!
Cow-err...Quina: MMM green froggies smell nicer...
Narrator: So the cow didn't chase the Stinky Cheese Mage either. The Stinky Cheese Mage ran and ran until he met some kids playing outside school. He then electrocuted them.
Freya: hey I'm no kid...OH GOD! OH SWEET JESUS IT HURTS!
Vivi: I've burned little girl, a freak man, and a cow, and burn you, too, I can. Run run run as fast as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the Stinky Cheese Mage!
Narrator: The boy got up and felt his burns.
Zidane: what the heck?! I'm the star! I should get more than one line!
Drew Hawking: Shut up, Vivi's funnier!!
Narrator: After being brutally beaten with his own limbs, Zidane and Freya didn't chase the Stinky Cheese Mage either. By and by the Stinky Cheese Man came to a river with no bridge.
Vivi: How will I ever cross this river? It's too big to jump, and i cant swim...
Narrator: So after many tries of burning the un-cooperative river, the fox poked it's head out of the bushes.
Steiner: Why, just hop on my back and I'll carry you across, Master Stinky Cheese Mage.
Vivi: uhh... *begins summoning a burning spell*
Steiner: Trust me!
Narrator: So the Stinky Cheese Mage hopped on the fox's back. The fox swam to the middle of the river.
Fox: Oh goodness! My rusty armor is sinking!!
Narrator: The fox sunk and drown while the Stinky Cheese Mage burned Drew Hawking for this lame story
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Sorry for how bad this is, but it was fun to envision the random burning of FF9 Characters.
