A/N: Shining Moonlight & Silver ~ Ice wrote alternating chapters. This is one of the cooler scary fics we've written together. Some are more odd. This one we wrote off of Pepsi, Vernors, cheese, and the Offspring music. Enjoy! Chow!

Disclaimer: We own the plot. Nothing else. Except Evie, Sunny, Kassidy and that's it. You figure out who everyone else is owned by. Thank you to Disney, Warner Bros., the Offspring, Kenna, Linkin Park, and especially Snoop Dogg!!!

The Maniacs of Never~Never Land

Once upon a time, Kassidy, Evie, and Sunny (the three good fairies) recieved a message from Bambi, telling them to give gifts to Sleeping Beauty. Sunny knew at once that she would give the gift of seduction to Sleeping Beauty, (who's real name was Roxanne) so she wrapped it up in a pink frilly box with a golden bow on top. Evie and Kassidy decided they would give Roxie intelligence from Evie and passiveness from Kassidy. Sunny peeked into Kassidy's cheap purple gift bag and threw a fit.

"There's no such thing as a shy girl who's also sexy! And none of them are smart, Evie, look at me!" She then realized what she had said and blushed. Kassidy reluctantly changed her gift to a nice, shiny beaver.

Evie got a box of tissues from the closet and decided it would do. "After all, when she sees what she's got foar a godmother she'll need the tissues." Evie said indicating to Sunny laughingly. There was a knock at the door and Kassidy pulled it open to reveal Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck, and of course Goofy. They each escorted one of the faries to the yellow PTO Cruiser. There weren't enough seats to fit them and Pluto, so Sunny sat on Goofy's lap. When they got to the apartment building, Donald held out his hand and Evie took it.

"Oh, Donnie! Such a gentleman!" Evie giggled. Kassidy and Mickey rolled their eyes as they knocked on the door. King Louie, visiting from his jungle kingdom, answered the door. Kassidy casually winked at him and he blew her a kiss.

"Roxanne is upstairs, she just got her new Kenna CD and she can't stop listening to their awesome song Hellbent." He said, leading the seven of them (Sunny, Kassidy, Evie, Goofy, Pluto, Donald, and Mickey)to Roxie's quarters. She was humming Hellbent's chorus. There were Offspring, Linkin Park, Kenna, 2pac, and Snoop Dogg posters all over the walls and her curtains ~ not to mention the bedspread ~ were all decorated with these artist's lyrics. Sunny tapped Roxie on the shoulder and they embraced as old friends did. Then, Kassidy, Evie, and Sunny presented Roxie with their gifts. Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Pluto and Louie all gave her new CD's and she christianed the beaver "Oscar". Then they all decided to go to Chip and Dale's house for the Thanksgiving feast. They knew Garfield and Odie had arranged for Snoop Dogg and the Offspring to perform and they weren't going to miss the once~in~a~lifetime performance.

A/N: This fic is a random act of craziness and we LOVE IT!!! F/R please, we've got more comin' your way with Snoop and Offspring, maybe even Linkin Park, Kenna, and some tangerines!!!