The Maniacs of Never Never Land: The Third Middle
By: The E.L.K.S. Club
Disclaimer: We own no one except Evie, Sunny, and Kassidy. Thanks to Disney, Warner Bros., Brian Adams, Savage Garden, Kenna, Linkin Park, THE OFFSPRING, and Snoop D-O-G-G! Also, to the makers of Doritos and Fresca.
A/N: Warning-this is a random act of insanity!! Read on at your own risk!
"Baah Humbug!" Scooby Doo snarled as he read the invitation again. It read:
Dear Mr. Doo,
You are cordially invited to Mr. Roland Scroogemeister (Uncle Scrooge)'s home to celebrate New Year's with many other guests. There will be food, friends, and entertainment by world renound artists Kenna and Linkin Park. Please R.S.V.P. before 2 o'clock today. ~Mr. Scrooge
"Scooby! It's 2:01! Call Scrooge-man NOW!" Velma called.
"Okie-dokie-doo!" Scooby answered. Scrooge said they could still come (although they'd be in the nose-bleed section of the auditorium) so they piled into that blue and green van (Mystery Mobile) and were off.
The door was answered by Kassidy and she led them inside, along with Captain Hook (her ex-lover, remember?). They sat down at the table after a quick game of musical chairs. Dewy and Louie (the duck, not the ape) were chowing down on cashew-flavoured tofu.
"This stuff is the best!" Hewy said, spitting as he talked.
"Ew, you're disgusting!" Alice cried out at Pocahontas's friend the raccoon named Meeko. He was eating cherry garcia ice cream mixed with almond chicken and onion rings. It truly was disgusting, but everyone's attention was turned to the door as Kassidy, Evie, and Sunny strolled in laughing loudly about how Tweety and Sylvester had tailed them all the way to the party.
"And then…they got blown up by that dumb coyote!" Sunny choked out, holding her side. They were followed in by three large muscular men carrying guitars, cymbals, and speakers into Roland (Scrooge, remember?)'s living room. Then, some tousled band members recognized as Kenna walked in wearing matching orange shirts. Kassidy ran up to the lead singer and hugged him. King Louie got up and let out a "hmph! Humans!" and left with a noisemaker clutched in his tail.
"Yes, I see I have been the cause of a tragedy, my sympathies. But now I must perform," the lead singer said to Kassidy. The orane-shirted stars assembled their instruments and Evie flicked the lights. With a snap of Sunny's fingers rainbow lights similar to those in "Hellbent"'s music video swirled across the ceiling. They started to sing and as they did the smurfs came onto the stage dressed like the creatures in the video. They acted out the scenes, making the performance perfect. As the song ended the smurfs jumped off the stage, landing on a table that seated Bert, Ernie, Kermit, and Miss Piggy.
"Wazzzzup?" Kermit said as he danced with the princess smurf. Kenna performed several of their songs before they had to go to tea with Buckbeak, Karkaroff, You-Know-What, and Voldie. The music didn't stop for long, though because Linkin Park quickly stole the stage.
"Hello there," the group said, all staring at Sunny and Roxie. They smiled seductively and knew they had made their hook-up. The melody of the song "One Step Closer" came on and Linkin Park began to jam wildly.
"Woo-hoo, I love this song!" Scrappy said, jumping on a table. They sang many more songs and finally the last one of the evening came on. The sound of a draining sink sounded in the air and they sang their hearts out.
"Well everyone, I hope you had a great time and now, with only two minutes left 'til midnight, get together with your sweetheart and make it a year to remember!" the lead singer said, walking to Sunny. Soon, Roxie was paired with another member from the band as well. Kassidy, though, stood by the vocalist from Kenna smiling. A big green ball appeared from nowhere and Sunny and the Linkin Park dude started screaming,
"27…26…25…" and Evie rushed in, Dexter from The Offspring (the best band ever, remember??) by her side.
"3…2…1…" they screamed. "2001!!!" everyone shouted.
"We have one last performance for you tonight!" Snoop Dogg, who had appeared out of nowhere screamed. "Here we go!" Then, The Offspring, Kenna, Linkin Park, and Snoop Dogg himself jumped onto the stage.
"Did I ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be? I can fly higher than an eagle, cos you are the wind beneath my wings." The Linkin Park people sang while Sunny and Roxanne swooned.
"I knew I loved you before I met you, I think I dreamed you into life, I knew I loved you before I met you, I have been waiting all my life." The Offspring sang in harmony while Evie slipped a ring onto her finger, whispering "Yes! Yes!"
All at once, Kenna started singing, "Look into my eyes, and you will see, what you mean to me. Cos everything I do, oh yeah, I do it for you." Kassidy began tears of joy. Then, when everyone started clapping, Snoop jumped onto the stage.
"Not quite, brothas! Break it down, now! I remember Mama says, 'you can't hurry love, no you just have to wait' she said 'trust in time, no matter how long it takes'" Everyone burst into thunderous applause.
"Bravo! Encore! Encore!" Alice screamed, holding up an 'I LOVE SNOOP' poster. They had found each other at last, and all was right.
end
A/N: We finally had some Harry Potter in there! * bow * Thank you, thank you. Beware, the fourth middle is coming!
By: The E.L.K.S. Club
Disclaimer: We own no one except Evie, Sunny, and Kassidy. Thanks to Disney, Warner Bros., Brian Adams, Savage Garden, Kenna, Linkin Park, THE OFFSPRING, and Snoop D-O-G-G! Also, to the makers of Doritos and Fresca.
A/N: Warning-this is a random act of insanity!! Read on at your own risk!
"Baah Humbug!" Scooby Doo snarled as he read the invitation again. It read:
Dear Mr. Doo,
You are cordially invited to Mr. Roland Scroogemeister (Uncle Scrooge)'s home to celebrate New Year's with many other guests. There will be food, friends, and entertainment by world renound artists Kenna and Linkin Park. Please R.S.V.P. before 2 o'clock today. ~Mr. Scrooge
"Scooby! It's 2:01! Call Scrooge-man NOW!" Velma called.
"Okie-dokie-doo!" Scooby answered. Scrooge said they could still come (although they'd be in the nose-bleed section of the auditorium) so they piled into that blue and green van (Mystery Mobile) and were off.
The door was answered by Kassidy and she led them inside, along with Captain Hook (her ex-lover, remember?). They sat down at the table after a quick game of musical chairs. Dewy and Louie (the duck, not the ape) were chowing down on cashew-flavoured tofu.
"This stuff is the best!" Hewy said, spitting as he talked.
"Ew, you're disgusting!" Alice cried out at Pocahontas's friend the raccoon named Meeko. He was eating cherry garcia ice cream mixed with almond chicken and onion rings. It truly was disgusting, but everyone's attention was turned to the door as Kassidy, Evie, and Sunny strolled in laughing loudly about how Tweety and Sylvester had tailed them all the way to the party.
"And then…they got blown up by that dumb coyote!" Sunny choked out, holding her side. They were followed in by three large muscular men carrying guitars, cymbals, and speakers into Roland (Scrooge, remember?)'s living room. Then, some tousled band members recognized as Kenna walked in wearing matching orange shirts. Kassidy ran up to the lead singer and hugged him. King Louie got up and let out a "hmph! Humans!" and left with a noisemaker clutched in his tail.
"Yes, I see I have been the cause of a tragedy, my sympathies. But now I must perform," the lead singer said to Kassidy. The orane-shirted stars assembled their instruments and Evie flicked the lights. With a snap of Sunny's fingers rainbow lights similar to those in "Hellbent"'s music video swirled across the ceiling. They started to sing and as they did the smurfs came onto the stage dressed like the creatures in the video. They acted out the scenes, making the performance perfect. As the song ended the smurfs jumped off the stage, landing on a table that seated Bert, Ernie, Kermit, and Miss Piggy.
"Wazzzzup?" Kermit said as he danced with the princess smurf. Kenna performed several of their songs before they had to go to tea with Buckbeak, Karkaroff, You-Know-What, and Voldie. The music didn't stop for long, though because Linkin Park quickly stole the stage.
"Hello there," the group said, all staring at Sunny and Roxie. They smiled seductively and knew they had made their hook-up. The melody of the song "One Step Closer" came on and Linkin Park began to jam wildly.
"Woo-hoo, I love this song!" Scrappy said, jumping on a table. They sang many more songs and finally the last one of the evening came on. The sound of a draining sink sounded in the air and they sang their hearts out.
"Well everyone, I hope you had a great time and now, with only two minutes left 'til midnight, get together with your sweetheart and make it a year to remember!" the lead singer said, walking to Sunny. Soon, Roxie was paired with another member from the band as well. Kassidy, though, stood by the vocalist from Kenna smiling. A big green ball appeared from nowhere and Sunny and the Linkin Park dude started screaming,
"27…26…25…" and Evie rushed in, Dexter from The Offspring (the best band ever, remember??) by her side.
"3…2…1…" they screamed. "2001!!!" everyone shouted.
"We have one last performance for you tonight!" Snoop Dogg, who had appeared out of nowhere screamed. "Here we go!" Then, The Offspring, Kenna, Linkin Park, and Snoop Dogg himself jumped onto the stage.
"Did I ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be? I can fly higher than an eagle, cos you are the wind beneath my wings." The Linkin Park people sang while Sunny and Roxanne swooned.
"I knew I loved you before I met you, I think I dreamed you into life, I knew I loved you before I met you, I have been waiting all my life." The Offspring sang in harmony while Evie slipped a ring onto her finger, whispering "Yes! Yes!"
All at once, Kenna started singing, "Look into my eyes, and you will see, what you mean to me. Cos everything I do, oh yeah, I do it for you." Kassidy began tears of joy. Then, when everyone started clapping, Snoop jumped onto the stage.
"Not quite, brothas! Break it down, now! I remember Mama says, 'you can't hurry love, no you just have to wait' she said 'trust in time, no matter how long it takes'" Everyone burst into thunderous applause.
"Bravo! Encore! Encore!" Alice screamed, holding up an 'I LOVE SNOOP' poster. They had found each other at last, and all was right.
end
A/N: We finally had some Harry Potter in there! * bow * Thank you, thank you. Beware, the fourth middle is coming!
