The Bad Author
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Disclaimer: ARGGH I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER!
====================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================== Chapter 2, A few bad Cliches and the authors true insanity
======================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================Hermione:When do you think Ron will be back.
Author:*evilly*When I make him.*laughs insanly*
Hermione:What do you mean?
Author:Well sweetheart I am the author and what I say goese.
Hermione:DON'T CALL ME SWEETHEART! Thats Draco's name for me.
Author:I'm the author and I can do whatever I please!*Author Argues with Hermione for 5 minutes*
Harry:Ginny is hot!
Hermione:O.o Okay....
Author:*laughs*I made you say that, puny mortals
Sirius:*walks in with Ron*HOW DARE YOU SCARE RON YOU BASTARD!*Pulls out wand*ACCIO KEYBOARD!
Author:*grows to be about 50 feet tall, and speaks in low scary voice*HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY KEYBOARD!
Sirius:Oh Sh*t!
Hermione:*to Sirius*You should never provoke the insane author!
Sirius:Heres your keyboard back, oh great tall one!
Author:Your punishment!
Sirius:NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Author:You should be scared! Now I shall bombard you with stupid Cliches!MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All but Author:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ginny:*appears*Hi all but Harry who I have a mad crush on and will run away whenever he talks to me.
Hermione:CAN"T RESIST CLICHE'S!Hi I am Madly in love with Ron but I go out with Draco because he cool!
Ron:NOOOOOOOOOO! I am gay!
Harry:I go must go out with Ginny now!
Sirius:*reading Harry Potter 5*I'm DEAD?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! But since Author and random Fanfiction readers like me I am still alive?
Author:basicly. But also you give backbone to the story and without a backbone we all inverdbreas.
(a/n:sorry if cliuches not good, all I could think of)
Author:Now since I really do not like the way you all have treated me you will all be paired the way I want you to be!
All:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Author:Ok since Hermione paired-
Hermione:Yes!
Author:As I was saying, Harry you are with Ginny.
Ginny and Harry:Cool!
Author:Ron you are with Pansy Parkinson.
Ron:NOOOOOOOOOO!
Author:And Sirius will be paired with some random witch.
Sirius:*sighs of relief*Good.
Author:But she will be a death eater!
Sirius:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thank you for the really nice reviews! I love you all! Now that I know i'm wanted il update more! Remember to give suggestions and contructive critism so I know how I can improve.
Sneak peak to next chapter:
Author:All is ready for the evilness!
Sirius:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Harry:Oh GInny I love you!
A few more flashes of stuff that nobody(but me) knows if even part of HP.
======================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================
Disclaimer: ARGGH I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER!
====================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================== Chapter 2, A few bad Cliches and the authors true insanity
======================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================Hermione:When do you think Ron will be back.
Author:*evilly*When I make him.*laughs insanly*
Hermione:What do you mean?
Author:Well sweetheart I am the author and what I say goese.
Hermione:DON'T CALL ME SWEETHEART! Thats Draco's name for me.
Author:I'm the author and I can do whatever I please!*Author Argues with Hermione for 5 minutes*
Harry:Ginny is hot!
Hermione:O.o Okay....
Author:*laughs*I made you say that, puny mortals
Sirius:*walks in with Ron*HOW DARE YOU SCARE RON YOU BASTARD!*Pulls out wand*ACCIO KEYBOARD!
Author:*grows to be about 50 feet tall, and speaks in low scary voice*HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY KEYBOARD!
Sirius:Oh Sh*t!
Hermione:*to Sirius*You should never provoke the insane author!
Sirius:Heres your keyboard back, oh great tall one!
Author:Your punishment!
Sirius:NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Author:You should be scared! Now I shall bombard you with stupid Cliches!MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All but Author:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ginny:*appears*Hi all but Harry who I have a mad crush on and will run away whenever he talks to me.
Hermione:CAN"T RESIST CLICHE'S!Hi I am Madly in love with Ron but I go out with Draco because he cool!
Ron:NOOOOOOOOOO! I am gay!
Harry:I go must go out with Ginny now!
Sirius:*reading Harry Potter 5*I'm DEAD?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! But since Author and random Fanfiction readers like me I am still alive?
Author:basicly. But also you give backbone to the story and without a backbone we all inverdbreas.
(a/n:sorry if cliuches not good, all I could think of)
Author:Now since I really do not like the way you all have treated me you will all be paired the way I want you to be!
All:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Author:Ok since Hermione paired-
Hermione:Yes!
Author:As I was saying, Harry you are with Ginny.
Ginny and Harry:Cool!
Author:Ron you are with Pansy Parkinson.
Ron:NOOOOOOOOOO!
Author:And Sirius will be paired with some random witch.
Sirius:*sighs of relief*Good.
Author:But she will be a death eater!
Sirius:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thank you for the really nice reviews! I love you all! Now that I know i'm wanted il update more! Remember to give suggestions and contructive critism so I know how I can improve.
Sneak peak to next chapter:
Author:All is ready for the evilness!
Sirius:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Harry:Oh GInny I love you!
A few more flashes of stuff that nobody(but me) knows if even part of HP.
