Oh my god, can it BE???

YES, IT IS! UMEKO IS CONTINUING HER PEGASUS!!!!'S BOATS FIC!!! *gapes*

Okay, before I start, I feel the strange need to respond to each of my reviews individually! Yes, I am awfully strange like that.

Dark Raptor: Um… no, we did NOT strap anybody to the top of our car. The ONLY people who deserve that treatment are Mokuba, Anzu and Sugoroku! Oh, and The Baby and Toto and The Pachy and Kari and Sora and others… but they're not from Yu-Gi-Oh…

Keiko: OKAY! I'LL CONTINUE THEN!!! … YAY!!!

Shiro Amayagi: Oh, crud, by updating this story I am losing a room decoration… OH, WELL!!!

Cathe: HAVE ENOUGH "HA"S THERE?? TEE HEE HEE!!!!

StarStruck: Oh, crudnuggets! I really liked your line, but… DARN! I must not steal your words! Oh, well!!!

Link and Luigi (Even though I know it was only Luigi): You know… you're right! But the way I see it, Freiza decides how long or short any unit of time really is… WHATEVER!! I had no idea what I was writing!!!

JCKilla: No… I DON'T believe I have tortured you enough with my email! So I have decided to poke fun at you EVEN FURTHER!!! His name is Pegasus J. Crawford, NOT Maximillion Pegasus!!! And if you want to try correcting me on that, spell "Maximillion" correctly! And also, use regular capitalization or all capitals. A mix of both just confuses me. x.x And also… PLEASE NO CURSING!!! (Okay, I do realize that the word you used is very very mild compared to what you COULD have said… BUT PLEASE DON'T SAY IT!! IT HURTS MY EARS!!!! *whines*)

I think I'll stop stalling now. YAY!!!

PEGASUS!!!!'s BOATS!!!

Chapter Two

GO FIND MY ANCHOR FOR ME!!! SHA BA LA BOO!!!

The next morning, Freiza decided that it was time to wake up so everyone did. Actually, only PEGASUS!!!! did, because he had been in the Freiza Time Zone longer than the others, whom had just arrived. But I'm sure you already knew that! And if you didn't you probably didn't read the first chapter. If you didn't… why are you being a stupid knave and skipping to the SECOND chapter? YOU MISSED CRAZY FINGERS!!! NOOOO!!! CRAZY FINGERS IS AWESOME POSSUM! YOU MUST GO BACK AND READ CRAZY FINGERS!!!!

Okay, did you read it? GOOD!!! And if you STILL didn't, I am officially as annoyed with you as I am annoyed with JCKilla.

Okay, well… HEY!!! *gets distracted by something* Okay, whatever! Anyway, PEGASUS!!!! crept into the room that EVERYBODY was sleeping in, and… OH! JUST A SEC!!! "World of Yugioh!" is playing!!! *goes off to sing and dance* OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!! WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF YUGIOH!!! YAY!!!!!! Okay, that's enough distractions. I'll write for real now. So, PEGASUS!!!! went into the room and yanked the cover off of Kaiba.

"Kaiba-boy! YOU MUST WAKE UP SO THAT YOU CAN HELP ME FIND MY ANCHOR!!!"

Everyone groaned because PEGASUS!!!! was screaming at the top of his lungs, waking them up as well.

Kaiba snatched his blanket back and covered his face. "I have no idea what you're talking about, PEGASUS!!!!…"

"I'LL TELL YOU THEN!!!" The occupants of the room groaned again, annoyed at hearing such a loud noise so early in the morning. "Yesterday I was out on the lake and I stopped my boat near the island! Since I didn't want it to float away while I was on the island, I anchored it! And then when I went back on the boat, I pulled the anchor back up… AND IT HAD BECOME UNHOOKED FROM THE ROPE!!! So, now the anchor is lost at the bottom of eight-foot-deep water."

Kaiba grumbled and brought the blanket back down, squinting at the tall man through clouded eyes. "And what does this have to do with me?"

"Well…" PEGASUS!!!! took a giant audible breath, and everyone covered their ears so as to prevent more early-morning noises, because they knew what was coming next. "I NEED YOU TO GO SWIMMING AND FIND IT FOR ME!!!!!!!"

OH! WADA KOUJI! ALL THINGS STOP FOR UMEKO TO LISTEN TO WADA KOUJI!!! *goes off to sing and dance* Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah!

"Can't we go looking later, PEGASUS!!!!?"

"No, because we have to go at noon so that the sun is high in the sky and it would be easier to see to the bottom of the lake! So, we have to go NOW!!!!"

By this time, everyone was awake and wouldn't be able to get to sleep, and very cranky on top of that. They blinked a few times, then shouted in unison, "PEGASUS!!!! IT'S EARLY MORNING, NOT NOON!!!!!"

PEGASUS!!!! chuckled and said, "That was five minutes ago! Freiza decided that it's noon now, so it IS!!!"

Honda rubbed his eyes and muttered, "But isn't five minutes in Freiza time more like…"

"FREIZA DECIDED THAT IT'S NOON NOW! LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW!!!!!"

They all looked out of the giant, gaping hole in the screen on the window, and sure enough, the sun was high and there were NO shadows!!!

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" said Yami Bakura and Yami Yuugi from their respective Millenium Items for no evidently obvious reason.

"Whatever…" Kaiba crawled out of bed and into the bathroom to get ready, knowing that if he didn't follow PEGASUS!!!!'s commands, he'd be short one soul. Of which he only has one, so he can't go losing THAT! AGAIN!!! Even though Yuugi would surely come to his rescue. BUT HE DOESN'T CARE AND NEITHER DO I!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Yuugi leapt out of bed, as cheerful as ever, and said, "I want to help look for the anchor also!!!"

PEGASUS!!!! frowned and said in a very sad voice, "I'm sorry, Yuugi-boy, but my boat only carries four people and there's no room for you, no matter how small you may be!!"

"But…" Yuugi counted on his fingers. "You and Kaiba-kun makes two… I can still come!!"

PEGASUS!!!! chuckled and gave Yuugi a noogie. (AN: o.O NANI????!!!) "Yes, but I also have to bring (AN: NEED TO THINK OF A REALLY STUPID BOY'S NAME… I KNOW!!!) Colin because he's bringing the face masks so that he an Kaiba-boy can see underwater!"

"THAT'S THREE! I CAN STILL COME!!!"

PEGASUS!!! paused, then said, "YOU ARE RIGHT, YUUGI-BOY! Very well, you may come as well! But Colin is only bringing two face masks, so you must fare without one!"

Yuugi snorted in an un-Yuugi like way, an action expected more of his Yami. "That's fine! Goggles are superior to face masks, anyway!!!" Gee, this must be Yuugi decides to act like Yami day!

As Seto (AN: I FEEL LIKE CALLING HIM SETO NOW!!!) walked out of the bathroom, Yuugi strutted in like Yami and closed the door to get dressed. Seto stopped in his tracks and stared at PEGASUS!!!!, getting a good look at him now that his eyes weren't filled with that sleepy goop. "Um… PEGASUS!!!!…" He scrunched up his nose. "Why are you wearing that?"

PEGASUS!!!! looked down at his clothing: a pair of VERY colorful tropical Hawaiian swimming trunks and a shirt of similar design, but of different colors, left unbuttoned near the top. "My clothes are perfectly fine, Kaiba-boy! What really doesn't look right is YOUR clothes!!!" He pointed a dramatic finger towards Seto, who was wearing navy trunks and a towel around his shoulders.

Kaiba blinked. "At least my bathing suit is NORMAL…" At that moment, Yuugi strutted out of the bathroom like Yami, wearing a blue-and-lime-green wetsuit. "LOOK! I AM THE ONLY ONE WEARING A NORMAL BATHING SUIT!!!"

Yuugi scoffed like Yami… or Fox… and replied, "I like my wetsuit."

PEGASUS!!!! blinked, and said, "Well… At least I'm not wearing the bathing suit a wore to Umeko's beach party!!!"

Mai shuddered, emerging for the first time from her makeshift bag with curlers in her hair. "Now THAT was scary. I wish I had come to the show during any OTHER episode. Right, Jounouchi?" She peered into the only real bed in the room and saw Jounouchi with tears streaming down his cheeks. "Huh? What happened?"

"I… I…" Jounouchi gulped. "OJAMAJO DOREMI IS ENDING FOREVER!!!"

"OH, NO!!!" Everyone cried for a good few minutes, because Ojamajo Doremi is highly prodigious, after all, and deserved to be cried over. Bakura told the story about how he once had a dream that Aiko was the Bacon Santa Claus, and then she died, and there was a tribute at the end of his dream for the Bacon Santa Claus, and bacon was falling down like snow.

Then Honda just ruined the moment by saying, "Hey, did anyone notice how we knew nothing about Umeko's Super-Happy Peanut Butter Talkshow last chapter, but now we do?"

Everyone pondered over this for a second, not bothering to smite Honda for ruining their discussion on Ojamajo Doremi memories. After all, they don't want to upset Cathe. Then Bakura said, "Maybe because when this was last written, there was only one chapter of the show, of which had nothing to do with us. Since then, however, we have all been featured… except me…" He sniffed, and everybody comforted him, since my show is so awesome and he deserves to be on it. Which is why he's coming on next episode! YAY!!!

But enough about my prodigious talkshow that you ALL must read because it's so great. PEGASUS!!!! needs to find his anchor. So, he, Seto, and Yuugi headed out the door, kicking the three inferior ones out of their way.

As they were walking down to the dock, a thirteen-year-old boy with an afro joined them. He was carrying two face masks. OH MY GOD!!! IT'S THE COLIN OF THE FUTURE!!!!

So, they got into the smallest boat in the dock, which had blue speckles all over it and a bimminy top put up. Seto snorted and said, "My economic rival has a tiny paddleboat? I'd gag if I weren't above such a primitive action."

"It's not a paddleboat, it has a motor!" laughed PEGASUS!!!! He pointed closer to shore. "THOSE are paddleboats!" Everyone looked where he was pointing and saw two teensy little blue boats a few feet from shore, going nowhere but in circles. Then everyone climbed into PEGASUS!!!!'s boat, glad that they weren't stuck in one of those accursed paddleboats.

"I WANT TO DRIVE THE BOAT," said Colin in his obnoxious voice that sounded like he was yelling but it wasn't that loud.

"NO! IT'S MY BOAT!!!" screeched PEGASUS!!!! "People with afros don't know HOW to drive boats!!!" Of course, that was just a stereotype that PEGASUS!!!! made up on the spot so that Colin wouldn't have to drive and total his boat. Everyone laughed at Colin, and he sniffed, but no one cares because he's a knave.

So then Mousse fell into the lake and turned into a duck because the lake ALWAYS has ducks!! PEGASUS!!!! pulled out his boat and started driving to the island, and Colin threw breadcrumbs at Mousse. Seto didn't because he's too cool to do such a thing. Yuugi would have if he weren't pretending to be Yami, who had had enough bird troubles with pigeons.

In no time at all, PEGASUS!!!! reached the island and stopped his boat so that Seto, Yuugi and Colin could look for his anchor. He didn't anchor, of course, because he didn't have an anchor!

Sha ba la boo!

"My anchor should be around there!" PEGASUS!!!! pointed to where another boat was anchored, and his three slav- I mean, friends climbed into the water. Despite the fact that the sun was straight overhead, the water was all green and brown and murky and they couldn't see more than a foot down.

"WE CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!!!!" screamed the three boys.

"Well… maybe you'll be able to see if you put your faces underwater…"

Yuugi, Seto and Colin started dunking their faces in the water, and ONLY their faces, resulting in looking pretty retarded. "WE STILL CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!!!!"

Everyone just sort of floated there for about five minutes, though PEGASUS!!!! stayed dry, watching them from the boat.

Finally, PEGASUS!!!! said, "Maybe you should try swimming down to the bottom to see if you can see more down there."

"Okay." Despite that, they floated there for ANOTHER five minutes. Then Yuugi started swimming down a little ways a couple times, but got scared each time he descended five feet and didn't make it to the bottom.

PEGASUS!!!! didn't notice this, though, since he didn't WANT to bring Yuugi. "Well… are you going to go DOWN there???"

"Yeah." Only Yuugi tried to go down, though. Seto had no intention of doing a favor for PEGASUS!!!!, but figured he wouldn't get his soul taken if he was in the water. And Colin just didn't want to get his afro ruined.

Finally, Yuugi decided to swim down with his hands in front of him so that if he approached the rocks, they'd hit them before his head. He couldn't see anything… until he got one foot from the bottom, and magically everything LIT UP And he could see EVERYTHING!!!

Okay… that makes no sense… he thought. Then he decided to swim to the right because the Heart of the Cards told him to (AN: ???!!!??!!?), and LO AND BEHOLD!! THERE WAS THE ANCHOR JUST SITTING THERE LIKE… AN ANCHOR!!! He grabbed the orange 30-pound… thing… and tried to swim up with it. You would have thought he'd have troubles, since he probably weighs less than that darned anchor, but he DID!!! I mean he didn't. Stupid keyboard.

He emerged holding the anchor, and PEGASUS!!!! squealed, "YOU GOT IT!!! I was just getting out the rope so that when it was found we could pull it up, but WHATEVER!!!" He took the anchor and put it in the secret compartment on his boat. He made sure NOT to let them see the compartment, though, because it was secret. "Let's go back to the cottage now!"

"YAY!!!" cheered everyone as they climbed into the boat, shivering. Suddenly, the boat sunk about a foot and everyone glared at Colin. "YOUR STUUUUPID WATERLOGGED AFRO IS WEIGHING THE BOAT DOWN!!!" Then they all pushed Colin off and drove back to the dock.

THE END!!! Until later…