I currently am in Driver's Ed with no lined paper, so I'm writing in my book. What? It's not like I care for the darn thing. I got it for free and am never going to use it again after the class.

PEGASUS!!!!'S BOATS!

Chapter 3

Pop-Tarts, Escape, Otogi and a Picnic!

"You guys make your way back up to the cabin, I have to work on the boat some." PEGASUS!!!! waved them off the dock, and they gladly went back to the cabin.

Yuugi and Seto walked in to see everyone eating wildberry pop-tarts- even Sugoroku, Mokuba and Anzu, because I'm tired of bashing them. Being sick must make me abnormally nice.

"Nii-sama!" Mokuba ran up to Seto and gave him a pop-tart. "Here! It's for breakfast."

Seto stared at the colorful purple-and-green icing. "But it's noon…"

"But they're POP-TARTS!" everyone screamed.

He paused, then gave the pop-tart to Yuugi. "Here. All the colors made me lose my appetite."

"Gee, thanks Kaiba-kun!"

Kaiba grunted and plopped himself into the reclining chair, which immediately knocked over the lamp next to it from the force. (This chair is real.)

"I have an idea!" declared Jounouchi, standing up. "Since Pegasus isn't here right now… LET'S ESCAPE!!!"

"YEAH!" everyone agreed.

"Let's go!" They all stormed out of the cabin and ran to the resort driveway behind the cottage. (Wow, I called the cottage two different things in the same sentence.)

***

Anzu sighed, exasperated. "Why did we have Honda lead the way?"

"Well…" Bakura spoke up, "he is very convincing when he says 'Shut up and do what I say!'"

"Great…" moaned Mai. "We're lost in a completely foreign country. How swell."

Yuugi smiled. "Aw, c'mon, guys. It could be worse!"

Suddenly, lightning flashed and rain started pouring out of the sky.

Seto glared at his archrival. "Yuugi, why did you say that?"

"ARGH!!!" Jounouchi growled at the sky. "Why are we cursed with this unfortunateness?!"

"Is 'unfortunateness' a word?"

"Shut up, Honda! You got us into this mess!"

Hey, Yuugi was the one who started the rain!"

Yuugi glared at them. "That was a complete coincidence. It had nothing to do with Aibou."

They stared at him for a second, and Jounouchi groaned. "Great, Honda. You brought out the other Yuugi."

Anzu wagged her finger in his face. "There's nothing wrong with the other Yuugi!"

"I didn't say there was…"

"Oh, shut the hell up, you loser dog," growled Seto, rolling his eyes.

"Hey!" Mai pointed at him. "That was totally uncalled for, Kaiba!"

"Oy! Don't point like that at Nii-sama!"

"Insolent mortals! Shut up before I send you all to hell!"

Everyone turned to see Bakura with his shirt unbuttoned, Millenium Ring glowing, baring his fanged teeth. They all backed away slowly, except for Sugoroku, who just chuckled knavishly. (Yuugi had turned back into regular Yuugi at this point.)

"Much better."

Suddenly, a care appeared RIGHT in front of them! Mai squealed and grabbed onto Jounouchi, just like when the car drove through the wall in episode 80. Then, just like in episode 80, they blushed and pushed away from each other.

"Hey!" The door opened and a black-haired, ridiculously long-legged boy with a die earring stepped out. "What are you guys doing here?!"

"OTOGI!" Honda waved at him happily.

"HONDA!" Otogi did the same.

"Otogi-kun, why are you driving a car?" asked Yuugi. "You're not old enough to drive!"

He grinned. "I am in Pennsylvania, USA!" He looked around, suddenly nervous. "But I can't in New Jersey. Their driving age is twenty."

"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" everyone screamed.

Oh, the rain stopped.

"Well, if anyone wants to go to New Jersey for any reason, I'll be happy to drive you!" Mai bragged.

Honda and Otogi screamed, "NO!"

Anzu spoke up. "Why are you here, anyway?"

"Ah, I'm getting the Dungeon Dice Monsters contract worked out and stuff here in America, but I decided to take a break and have a vacation here!"

"Here?" Everyone turned around to see that they were standing right in front of the resort's main office.

Jounouchi got mad again. "HONDA!! You got us lost, and we're STILL at the resort?!!!??"

"Hey," Otogi approached Jounouchi. "Don't be so hard on Honda. I'm sure it wasn't his fault."

"Yeah!" Honda made a face at Jounouchi.

Before Jounouchi could retaliate, PEGASUS!!!! walked around from the back of the office building. "There you guys are! Oh! Hello, Otogi-boy!" He waved.

"PEGASUS!!!!" Otogi ran up to his idol. "I thought you were DEAD!"

PEGASUS!!!! chose to ignore that comment and turned to the others. "The weekly picnic is about to start, would you like to come?!"

"OKAY!!!" everyone cheered, forgetting their plan to run away. Just at that moment, the bell rang to signal that the picnic was starting, and they stampeded to the back so that they could get their food FIRST!

Yuugi held his plate out to the man at the grill, jumping up and down happily. "Yay, yay, hamburgers!" After all, hamburgers ARE his favorite food! The man gave Yuugi a completely black hamburger, but Yuugi didn't care! It was a HAMBURGER!!! "Can I have another?!"

The man stared at him, doubting that such a small boy could manage to eat more than ONE hamburger. "Howsabout you eat that one first? Then you can come back for more."

"OKAY!" Yuugi ran over to the table with his HAMBURGER!!!!!! Then he proceeded to add toppings and stuff, then he got baked beans and potato salad and sat down to eat!

Everyone else did the same, except not SO enthusiastically over their hamburger. Then it was Bakura's turn- and he had turned into Yami Bakura!!!

"So… you want a raw patty?" asked the man, staring at Yami Bakura strangely.

"Not straight from the package. Just cooked enough so that it's defrosted."

The man raised an eyebrow. "And… is that really safe?"

"Look…" Yami Bakura started rubbing his temples. "I don't want it cooked to charcoal. I only want it cooked enough so that there's still blood in the meat!"

"B… blood?"

"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!!" He pushed over the grill and approached the man. "YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!" Then he sent the guy to hell, because Yami Bakura does that type of thing when he's mad.

Everyone started whining. "Nooooo!!! We still want hamburgerrrrrrrrrs!!!!"

Yami Bakura clenched his fists. "I don't give a ****! Shut your mouths or you're ALL going to hell!!!"

Yuugi turned into Yami Yuugi and walked up to Yami Bakura. "Evil spirit residing in Bakura! I don't appreciate you interfering with Aibou's happiness!"

Yami Bakura grunted. "And why should I care?"

"You will care. Because you're dealing with me."

"Go to hell, Pharaoh!" He grabbed the Millenium Ring and attempted to send him to hell, but Yami Yuugi countered with his OWN Millenium Puzzle! BOOYAKA!!!

Yami Yuugi then started getting angry. "You will follow my orders…" His third eye appeared on his forehead. "You WILL continue to make hamburgers for all these people!" He spread his arms out, gesturing towards EVERYONE at the picnic, and then made the grill stand back upright and lit the charcoals again and extinguished the fire on the grass with his magical Pharaoh powers that he probably doesn't really have. Then he did something like Mind Crush or something that made Yami Bakura cook the rest of the hamburgers to black crispiness. I don't know. Use your imagination.

After everyone was done and Yuugi had eaten about ten hamburgers, PEGASUS!!!! stood up and declared, "I have two announcements!!"

Everyone turned to look at him but NOT respect him. CURSES!!

"First of all, I would like to tell everyone that Otogi will be staying with us now!"

Everyone groaned over the loss of room in the cottage, except for Honda, who cheered.

"Second of all…" Pegasus looked around. "We will now be taking turns tubing and skiing behind my boat, and tonight we're going to drive GO-KARTS!!! AND!!!"

Everyone waited in anticipation, since ALL the activities Pegasus had mentioned were very awesome.

"After we drive go-karts… We're going to a drive-in movie!!!"

"WOW!!!" Everyone was SO excited that they were doing all this cool stuff! And they couldn't WAIT!!!

And I bet you can't wait for the next chapter, because that's when they're DOING all that cool stuff! HAW HAW HAW!!!!

Just in case anyone was wondering, the driving age in New Jersey really is 20, in a way. If you were born after 1985 or something, you can't get your license until you're 18, and until you're 20 you have to drive with a person age 21 or over at all times. Isn't that stupid? I used to live in New Jersey, but THANKFULLY I don't anymore!! HOORAH!!!

Oh, and Mai is 24. You get to see her AWESOME car and her GREAT driving skills around episode 78!!!