Welcome back readers!! I have Chapter two, like it or not. For warning, this is an Alternate Story, so Raiden may not exist. Sorry, Raiden fan girls. He's not my type. Too happy. Thanks for all the great reviews! That makes me feel really cool when people complement me instead of insult me.

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"Hm, uh, Snake?"

"Sh! What?"

"I need a bathroom..."

"Can't you hold it?"

"It's not that, I, uh...have...uh...feminine issues at the moment."

"Damn!" Snake covered his eyes. "I won't look. Hurry up."

She pulled out a Tampax from her pocket and did what she needed to do. When she was done, Snake heard a faucet running and looked up. (A/N: "Hey, Bea, where'd she get a faucet?" "Hush, Otacon, and pay attention.") "Can we hurry this up?" She asked. "I'm gonna miss Jackie Chan Adventures again, and I wanna see if Valmont gets rid of Shendu."

Snake smacked himself on the forehead and stared at her in hilarious exasperation. "I've never met anyone quite like you, T. You're something else."

"What do you mean by that?" She asked.

"I mean...uh...after this I'd like to keep in touch with you, if that's okay with you." Snake smiled at her.

"Duh." She grinned. "We can exchange numbers after this. For now, what's your friend's frequency?"

"141.12" Snake whispered. (A/N: I don't know his MGS2 Frequency off the top of my head, but that's MGS1)

He watched her pull out something like a small black cell phone and punch in the frequency. "Snake?" Came the response.

"Hardly." T responded. "Listen, I am finishing this mission with Snake, but we can't find the room where we're supposed to be."

"Okay, I've been-are you sure you're with Snake?" Otacon asked.

"Yes." Snake said loud enough for him to hear.

"Oh, okay. Well, I've been tracking your movements. Face the wall with the lockers on it and turn left. There's a door. Go through it, and you can figure out what to do after that. Tell Snake that there is a PC he can log in on in there and send me the pictures. We await your arrival home. Good luck, Snake, T."

"Who is 'we', Otacon?" Snake asked, tapping into his codec.

"Snake? Hey remember me?"

"Meryl?! You...oh, shit. Well, yes, I'll see you all later then."

T looked amused. "Who's Meryl?"

"Ahem...um, no one."

"Meryl's your girlfriend, ain't she?"

"My dear T, which part of the USA are you from?"

"Kentucky!" She smiled proudly. (A/N: I'm from Kentucky and I've lived here all my life. I'm allowed to make fun of our speech.)

"Hm." Snake said. "No, Meryl's not."

"Okay. Yeah." T said, but looked at him in disbelief. "Well, if she was your girlfriend, it would be polite of you to apologize to me for hitting on me. But you know, since she's not..."

Snake grinned, wide. "You are something else."

"We've established that."

He pulled her closer and pressed his lips gently to hers. She pulled back after three seconds, and stared at him. "She's not your girlfriend, is she?"

"I told you." Snake said quietly.

Then, looking at each other for a long time, they exploded into a fit of laughter, trying desperately to keep quiet.

Then, without warning, Snake grabbed her by the arm and drug her through the next door. They climbed down a good number of ladders before they hit the bottom. Snake looked around and spotted the PC. "Okay, listen, T. You go to the PC over there. I'll go ahead and take the shots. As I take them, they will be forwarded to your cell phone...thing. You send them to Otacon, got it?"

"Yes. My frequency is 185.85" She bit her lip and hugged him. "Good luck. Be careful." She whispered.

He nodded and ducked, crawling off. She went and hid by the computer.

A few minutes went by and still nothing. Suddenly, just as she began to worry, her phone clicked softly a few times. She plugged her phone in by a cord to the PC and turned it on. She logged on and the text appeared on the screen.

-Snake?-

-No, it's T. Listen I got the pics here. I'm going to forward them to you now.-

-Alright.-

She did this and when it finished, she typed -Bye, Otacon.- and turned off the PC. She turned around and shrieked. "Who are you?!"

She looked around. Russian soldiers had the marines hostage. "Sergei. Sergei Gurlukovich. I take it you were the one who attacked my daughter. Surrender, or your boyfriend here gets it." He moved, and saw that a soldier had Snake.

"D-damn!"

But as soon as she said that, a gun went off and Gurlukovich fell, dead. T looked around.

"Ugh!" Someone cried. T looked over to where Snake had been and saw that he was now fine, the Russian soldier had fell. He looked up. "Ocelot!" He yelled.

"Solid Snake! Ah, I see. Well, no matter. This ship is going down anyway. You can go with it!" He swung off of the rail and landed in front of them and walked towards them. "Who's the girl...brother?!" Upon saying brother his voice changed dramatically. T yelped, falling and Snake gasped. "Liquid?! But, no! How?! HOW?!"

"Ocelot" pulled up a sleeve and smiled. "This arm. The arm that Ocelot lost is mine, now. I live on through this arm!

T raised an eyebrow. "Kind of a shitty body part to live through."

Ocelot was now struggling to hold the gun. It was an inner struggle between the two minds that possessed the head of the man.

"T! Come on!" Snake grabbed her arm and began pulling her. They went up the ladder, swinging around. They retraced their steps, but T soon stopped him. "Snake! This way! I have a boat, but we'll have to hurry!"

They shot off that way until they came to a small black boat. They climbed in and T started her up. She pushed the motor as hard as it could go, and they were hitting almost 100. But Snake turned around and a look of shock plastered his face. "T. Go faster."

"I can't. Why, what's wrong?" She side glanced him.

"Because. Ocelot is following us. In Metal Gear."

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A/N: Well how was chapter two? I hope it turned out good. It is so hard to write things with original characters. BTW, my name does not start with T. My name is Alison. I act a lot like T does, but I am way more shy. Please review! Love you all,

Beatrix CoRal