The One With the Crazy Thanksgiving by Regina Phalange

Chapter 1

A/N: Okay, my friend Ryan gave me this idea like four months ago, and I hadn't written it, but now I finally decided to, so yay! I was just gonna write it for fun and then not post it unless it actually went somewhere, but I decided to now anyway. This chapter's just introductory so sorry it's so short. And this is going to be a Thanksgiving episode (if you can tell by the title, haha). So tell me if you like it or whatever, and thanks for reading! :) Oh, and I don't own the characters (or even the story idea...thanks, Ryan!).

"Remember, don't say anything, Chandler!" Monica hissed as they approached Central Perk. "Especially to Joey!"

"Don't worry, honey, I won't!" Chandler groaned.

"Good."

"Hey, what happened?" everyone immediately asked as they saw Monica walk into Central Perk wearing a cast.

"I, um, fell down the stairs, right Chandler?" she asked, eyeing her husband.

He eyed her back for a few moments before saying, "That's right!"

"Oh my God!" everyone started in. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. Chandler took me to the hospital."

"Wait a second, when did this all happen?" Joey asked, suspiciously.

"Um, this morning, right-right, Chandler?"

"That's right!" Chandler replied enthusiastically.

"This morning when? It's only 10:30 now," Joey continued to question them.

"What's with all the questions, Joe?" Rachel asked.

"They're lyin' to us!" Joey accused, pointing at Chandler and Monica.

Everyone gasped.

"No!" Phoebe exclaimed.

"What? What are you talking about? We're not lying...right-right, Chandler?"

"That's right!" he said again. "What makes you think we're-we're lying?"

"I came in at 8:30 looking for breakfast, and you two were still asleep!" Joey said dramatically.

The others all gasped again.

"Well, um, it HAPPENED at 9! So, ha!" Monica exclaimed.

"You got in and out of the hospital in an hour and a half?" It was this time Ross who began questioning them. "That does sound a little fishy..." he said, raising an eyebrow.

"You know what?" Monica asked. "I'm gonna go order some coffee! Does anybody want anything? No? Good!" she said quickly and hurried off.

"Dude, seriously, what happened? Why are you lying to us?" Ross asked.

"I bet she broke her arm when things got a little wild in bed," Phoebe joked, as she took another sip of her coffee. Everyone laughed, except Chandler (and Ross, of course, who was disgusted by the thought).

Soon they noticed that Chandler was not laughing and looked at him questioningly. He then suddenly burst into laughter. "Broke her arm...things got wild...in bed! Ha, ha, what a funny joke, Pheebs! See, I'm laughin'!"

"Oh my God, is that what really happened?" Phoebe asked, excitedly. Ross frowned, while everyone else looked at him eagerly.

"No..." he said, very unconvincingly.

Monica came back down and sat on the big orange couch. She suddenly felt eight pairs of eyes staring at her. (Chandler was staring at the floor.) "What's goin' on, guys?" she asked nervously.

Joey started grinning at her. "Yeah, baby!"

Monica gasped. "You told!" she said, hitting Chandler on the shoulder with her non-injured hand.

He held his hands up in front of her in defense. "Hey, they pulled it outta me! I didn't say anything! They figured it out all by themselves!"

Everyone was silent for a few moments.

"Yeah, baby!" Joey said again, grinning from ear to ear.

Chapter 2 COMING SOON!