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Harry potter related. Do you really think I did?
Harry went to turn off the movie when Dudley came back in and told him not too. "But it's over." Harry tried to explain but Dudley burst into tears and went crying to his mommy. Harry sighed as his aunt screamed at him from upstairs. He looked back at the TV and Barney had come back and started talking. "That's right listen up boys and girls!" he was saying, "now I want all of you to listen to good old Barney and if you get a letter that says something about a school for witchcraft and wizardry don't go! Really. Barney went and he had a miserable time I don't want you all to be miserable! So just throw that stupid letter in the fire. Buh bye now!" Barney said with a final wave and the TV screen went blue. Harry stared at the TV long after it went blue. How did Barney find out about Hogwarts? Harry wondered if the ministry of magic knew about it. Harry's thoughts were forced to take a backseat as Dudley burst out with a new song. This time louder then when he was before. "WHEN THE TOAST IS BURNED AND ALL THE MILK HAS TURNED AND CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS WAVING FAREWELL." Dudley burst out with the chorus of Breakfast. Harry groaned. He liked the Newsboys a great deal and Breakfast was one if his favorite songs by them. But Dudley made it sound just plain annoying. And now it was stuck in his head. "When the big one finds you may this song remind you that they don't serve breakfast in hell." Harry finished hummed the rest of the chorus to himself. Harry started thinking about the whole Barney incident again. If muggles find out about it Hogwarts may have to close! Harry thought to himself. (A/N: I know they would never do that. But hey this is a fanfic.) Harry walked out back and sat on the back porch thinking to himself. "If I have to live with the Dursleys until I can move out, and go to muggle schools, ill kill myself." Harry said to absolutely no one. "Make that, ill kill myself. Aztec style."
A/N: I know my chapters are short! But oh well. For all of you who don't know to die Aztec style is to be a "sacrifice." Meaning the Aztec priests do some pretty gruesome stuff.
Harry went to turn off the movie when Dudley came back in and told him not too. "But it's over." Harry tried to explain but Dudley burst into tears and went crying to his mommy. Harry sighed as his aunt screamed at him from upstairs. He looked back at the TV and Barney had come back and started talking. "That's right listen up boys and girls!" he was saying, "now I want all of you to listen to good old Barney and if you get a letter that says something about a school for witchcraft and wizardry don't go! Really. Barney went and he had a miserable time I don't want you all to be miserable! So just throw that stupid letter in the fire. Buh bye now!" Barney said with a final wave and the TV screen went blue. Harry stared at the TV long after it went blue. How did Barney find out about Hogwarts? Harry wondered if the ministry of magic knew about it. Harry's thoughts were forced to take a backseat as Dudley burst out with a new song. This time louder then when he was before. "WHEN THE TOAST IS BURNED AND ALL THE MILK HAS TURNED AND CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS WAVING FAREWELL." Dudley burst out with the chorus of Breakfast. Harry groaned. He liked the Newsboys a great deal and Breakfast was one if his favorite songs by them. But Dudley made it sound just plain annoying. And now it was stuck in his head. "When the big one finds you may this song remind you that they don't serve breakfast in hell." Harry finished hummed the rest of the chorus to himself. Harry started thinking about the whole Barney incident again. If muggles find out about it Hogwarts may have to close! Harry thought to himself. (A/N: I know they would never do that. But hey this is a fanfic.) Harry walked out back and sat on the back porch thinking to himself. "If I have to live with the Dursleys until I can move out, and go to muggle schools, ill kill myself." Harry said to absolutely no one. "Make that, ill kill myself. Aztec style."
A/N: I know my chapters are short! But oh well. For all of you who don't know to die Aztec style is to be a "sacrifice." Meaning the Aztec priests do some pretty gruesome stuff.
