Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of the stuff in my chapter. I
may bring up yellow Jell-O too and I don't own that either. My science
teacher kind of owns it. Long story ill tell it after the chapter. Oh and
any of the bands or songs I put in here. Not mine either. Oh and I don't
own anything I happen to put in my authors note at the end.
It was around four in the morning when Harry heard a tapping at his window. He looked up and saw Hedwig and Errol. Each of them had envelopes tied to their legs. He jumped up and let them in. He looked at the two of and untied the letters from their legs. They went over to Hedwig's cage and began to drink. Harry yawned. He was still rather tired. He had been up until around 1:00 thinking about the Barney incident. He reached over and picked up the letters. Errol's was undoubtedly from Ron. He opened it and read.
Harry, Hey what's up? Harry looked up at the ceiling wondering what on earth Ron was talking about. All he saw was the white ceiling. Shaking his head he assumed he just didn't read it correctly because of the lack of light. He sighed and went back to the letter.
Something weird has been going on. You live with muggles maybe you know what's going on. There is this big purple character that the muggles made up to help teach little kids the correct ways of life. It's called Barney. Do know what it is? Well any way they have pulled everyone in the ministry to track down this big purple dinosaur. The problem is the dinosaur said at the end of one of his "episodes" that if they got Hogwarts letters that they shouldn't go. It is a big risk for the exposure of our world. Dad had been in distress for quite a while now. But what's worse is other little kid television "shows" Are starting it up too. There is a group of Australians called "the wiggles" (don't has Harry) and they sing. But in the middle of one of their songs it says "be sure not to go Hogwarts. It's an evil school." The ministry is trying to track them down too. But their charms and such aren't working. The wiggles and Barney are protected by spells. They have to be wizards or something. Maybe they're under influence of wizards. No body knows. Ok enough of that. I would have you over for the rest of the holidays but Lee Jordan and Penelope Clearwater are both here. And bill and Charlie will be here tomorrow. Fred and George have been working on a new food invention. It's called yellow Jell-O. Whenever someone eats it they start singing a random song. It's pretty funny because they put a big plate of it out with desert last night. It was really good but Percy started singing the Newsboys Breakfast, Penelope sang Britney spears oops I did it again, my parents started singing aerosmith walk this way, and I of course had to start singing eminem sing for the moment. It was pretty funny but you sing the entire song before the spell goes away. And believe me its hard to rap and laugh at the same time. See you sep. 1st Ron Harry yawned but smiled. He was so tired. But he had a good laugh anyway. He went and picked up the envelope from Hedwig. It was from hagrid. He opened it up and saw it was rather short. Harry, I just thought id write and tell you that poor old norbert has died. Dumbledore said he got a letter from the colony that he got a disease. See you at school. Hagrid
Harry yawned once again and put the letters on his bedside table. He felt bad for Hagrid. He had loved Norbert very much. But then he began to wonder about what Ron had said. Perhaps tomorrow he'd ask Dudley if he had any of these wiggles videos. But for now he wanted to sleep. He smiled as he though of the yellow Jell-O. It seemed like a really cool invention and a good way to get people to sing. Still thinking about what Ron would sound like rapping he drifted off to sleep.
A/N ok this chapter is longer than the other ones but it's still kinda short. Ok the whole yellow Jell-O thing. Well I was in science once and we were talking about how jello is made. (animal bones) and she said that if you boiled a chicken bones and all and then put it in the fridge over night then the next day it would come out looking like yellow jello. Well our class started laughing and my teacher didn't get why and then someone pointed out that it rhymed. And then our teachers like "oh I get it cause she's a poet." so that was interesting science class. And an amusing one. And there is an actual fanfic called yellow jello if you care to read it. It's really funny. It's a tomora pierce one.
It was around four in the morning when Harry heard a tapping at his window. He looked up and saw Hedwig and Errol. Each of them had envelopes tied to their legs. He jumped up and let them in. He looked at the two of and untied the letters from their legs. They went over to Hedwig's cage and began to drink. Harry yawned. He was still rather tired. He had been up until around 1:00 thinking about the Barney incident. He reached over and picked up the letters. Errol's was undoubtedly from Ron. He opened it and read.
Harry, Hey what's up? Harry looked up at the ceiling wondering what on earth Ron was talking about. All he saw was the white ceiling. Shaking his head he assumed he just didn't read it correctly because of the lack of light. He sighed and went back to the letter.
Something weird has been going on. You live with muggles maybe you know what's going on. There is this big purple character that the muggles made up to help teach little kids the correct ways of life. It's called Barney. Do know what it is? Well any way they have pulled everyone in the ministry to track down this big purple dinosaur. The problem is the dinosaur said at the end of one of his "episodes" that if they got Hogwarts letters that they shouldn't go. It is a big risk for the exposure of our world. Dad had been in distress for quite a while now. But what's worse is other little kid television "shows" Are starting it up too. There is a group of Australians called "the wiggles" (don't has Harry) and they sing. But in the middle of one of their songs it says "be sure not to go Hogwarts. It's an evil school." The ministry is trying to track them down too. But their charms and such aren't working. The wiggles and Barney are protected by spells. They have to be wizards or something. Maybe they're under influence of wizards. No body knows. Ok enough of that. I would have you over for the rest of the holidays but Lee Jordan and Penelope Clearwater are both here. And bill and Charlie will be here tomorrow. Fred and George have been working on a new food invention. It's called yellow Jell-O. Whenever someone eats it they start singing a random song. It's pretty funny because they put a big plate of it out with desert last night. It was really good but Percy started singing the Newsboys Breakfast, Penelope sang Britney spears oops I did it again, my parents started singing aerosmith walk this way, and I of course had to start singing eminem sing for the moment. It was pretty funny but you sing the entire song before the spell goes away. And believe me its hard to rap and laugh at the same time. See you sep. 1st Ron Harry yawned but smiled. He was so tired. But he had a good laugh anyway. He went and picked up the envelope from Hedwig. It was from hagrid. He opened it up and saw it was rather short. Harry, I just thought id write and tell you that poor old norbert has died. Dumbledore said he got a letter from the colony that he got a disease. See you at school. Hagrid
Harry yawned once again and put the letters on his bedside table. He felt bad for Hagrid. He had loved Norbert very much. But then he began to wonder about what Ron had said. Perhaps tomorrow he'd ask Dudley if he had any of these wiggles videos. But for now he wanted to sleep. He smiled as he though of the yellow Jell-O. It seemed like a really cool invention and a good way to get people to sing. Still thinking about what Ron would sound like rapping he drifted off to sleep.
A/N ok this chapter is longer than the other ones but it's still kinda short. Ok the whole yellow Jell-O thing. Well I was in science once and we were talking about how jello is made. (animal bones) and she said that if you boiled a chicken bones and all and then put it in the fridge over night then the next day it would come out looking like yellow jello. Well our class started laughing and my teacher didn't get why and then someone pointed out that it rhymed. And then our teachers like "oh I get it cause she's a poet." so that was interesting science class. And an amusing one. And there is an actual fanfic called yellow jello if you care to read it. It's really funny. It's a tomora pierce one.
