A/N: Ok people I know I haven't written in a while but not many people are
reading my story. Not that it matters it's gonna be a very odd story.
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters, songs, or whatever I put in here. I most likely don't own it. Or whatever nicknames I have in here. Except for on which actually my friend made up for me. Oh and thanks to my friends cousin for the line "and blood spilled out." If you wanna know that story just email me and ill tell you it. It's a long story. Anyway on with the story.
Chapter 4
Harry opened his eyes to find a ray of light in his eyes. He quickly shut them and turned away from the window. He opened his eyes again and found Dudley looking him right in face. Dudley burst out laughing and ran out if the room. Harry coughed as Dudley ran away. He has terrible morning breath! Harry yawned and started to get dressed. He looked at his calendar that he counted down the days until he returned to Hogwarts. He was going tomorrow. As for today he hoped to laze around outside. It was beautiful out. The sun was shining and it seemed as though he would have a good day. Actually he was sure he would think about everything that Ron had said in his letter and asking Dudley about the wiggles. Harry walked downstairs and found his aunt putting in a video for Dudley. And Harry watched he realized the guys on it were speaking Australian. "Hey Dudley," Harry said. "Who is that?" Dudley started jumping up and down on the couch and making monkey noises. He picked up some of the pillows and started to throw them at Harry while screaming "the wiggles the wiggles the wiggles!!!" Harry stood there letting the pillows hit him as he stared at the men on the television. The wiggles started singing and that made Dudley jump harder. Eventually he jumped so hard that his feet went strait through the couch and Harry looked at Dudley and saw Dudley's ankles below the top of the couch. Harry walked out of the room to hide his laughter. Dudley had jumped so hard that he put a hole in the couch. Harry looked at the clock as he finished eating breakfast and realized that the half hour (A/N takes him an hour to eat a little breakfast. He's just as slow as my friend manda!) was almost up and there would be "bonus footage" afterward. He ran into the room just as the credits were coming up. Harry waited and then he saw the wiggles come up. "G'day everyone! Now we have a special guest with us right now! Barney!" Harry watched as the big purple dinosaur entered the scene. "Hello boys and girls! Now remember me and my friends the wiggles have two very important issues to discuss with you today. Now if you get any of these Hogwarts letters imediantly throw them in the trash, or fire or feed them to your little brother or sister! But don't open it. It's not worth it. Now for our second issue the Wiggles shall tell us what it is." Harry watched as barney motioned for the wiggles to come closer to the screen. Harry saw one of them was riding a bike. "now remember to always wear a helmet! If you don't just think of all the hideous things that could happen!" one of the wiggles said. Harry watched as the wiggles on its bike took the bike and started going strait for a stop sign at a very fast speed. Harry watched as the wiggle slammed full speed at the sign. The wiggle banged into it and he flew backwards and landed so that his lower leg had turned his knee cap inside out (A/N if that made sence) harry jumped and the sight of the hideous scene. The wiggles bone was sticking out and blood spilled out. Harry couldn't believe what he saw. It was gross looking. (A/N duh) Harry ran over tward the tv and quickly shut it off. Thank god he returned to school tomorrow. He wanted to talk the ron and herminoe. Harry walked through the door and to the front door. He walked outside and saw an ambulance in the driveway of the house across the street. Out of the house came the wiggle he had just seen on television. And a man came out with a purple dinosaur constume on holding the barney mask in his hands. Harry stared at the face of the man and gasped. He couldn't believe who he saw.
A/N ha ha I love leaving you all in suspence. Actually the only reason im leaving you all in susupence is cause I only have a vague idea of who it should be that is pretending to be barney. If you reviewers have any suggestions please tell me!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters, songs, or whatever I put in here. I most likely don't own it. Or whatever nicknames I have in here. Except for on which actually my friend made up for me. Oh and thanks to my friends cousin for the line "and blood spilled out." If you wanna know that story just email me and ill tell you it. It's a long story. Anyway on with the story.
Chapter 4
Harry opened his eyes to find a ray of light in his eyes. He quickly shut them and turned away from the window. He opened his eyes again and found Dudley looking him right in face. Dudley burst out laughing and ran out if the room. Harry coughed as Dudley ran away. He has terrible morning breath! Harry yawned and started to get dressed. He looked at his calendar that he counted down the days until he returned to Hogwarts. He was going tomorrow. As for today he hoped to laze around outside. It was beautiful out. The sun was shining and it seemed as though he would have a good day. Actually he was sure he would think about everything that Ron had said in his letter and asking Dudley about the wiggles. Harry walked downstairs and found his aunt putting in a video for Dudley. And Harry watched he realized the guys on it were speaking Australian. "Hey Dudley," Harry said. "Who is that?" Dudley started jumping up and down on the couch and making monkey noises. He picked up some of the pillows and started to throw them at Harry while screaming "the wiggles the wiggles the wiggles!!!" Harry stood there letting the pillows hit him as he stared at the men on the television. The wiggles started singing and that made Dudley jump harder. Eventually he jumped so hard that his feet went strait through the couch and Harry looked at Dudley and saw Dudley's ankles below the top of the couch. Harry walked out of the room to hide his laughter. Dudley had jumped so hard that he put a hole in the couch. Harry looked at the clock as he finished eating breakfast and realized that the half hour (A/N takes him an hour to eat a little breakfast. He's just as slow as my friend manda!) was almost up and there would be "bonus footage" afterward. He ran into the room just as the credits were coming up. Harry waited and then he saw the wiggles come up. "G'day everyone! Now we have a special guest with us right now! Barney!" Harry watched as the big purple dinosaur entered the scene. "Hello boys and girls! Now remember me and my friends the wiggles have two very important issues to discuss with you today. Now if you get any of these Hogwarts letters imediantly throw them in the trash, or fire or feed them to your little brother or sister! But don't open it. It's not worth it. Now for our second issue the Wiggles shall tell us what it is." Harry watched as barney motioned for the wiggles to come closer to the screen. Harry saw one of them was riding a bike. "now remember to always wear a helmet! If you don't just think of all the hideous things that could happen!" one of the wiggles said. Harry watched as the wiggles on its bike took the bike and started going strait for a stop sign at a very fast speed. Harry watched as the wiggle slammed full speed at the sign. The wiggle banged into it and he flew backwards and landed so that his lower leg had turned his knee cap inside out (A/N if that made sence) harry jumped and the sight of the hideous scene. The wiggles bone was sticking out and blood spilled out. Harry couldn't believe what he saw. It was gross looking. (A/N duh) Harry ran over tward the tv and quickly shut it off. Thank god he returned to school tomorrow. He wanted to talk the ron and herminoe. Harry walked through the door and to the front door. He walked outside and saw an ambulance in the driveway of the house across the street. Out of the house came the wiggle he had just seen on television. And a man came out with a purple dinosaur constume on holding the barney mask in his hands. Harry stared at the face of the man and gasped. He couldn't believe who he saw.
A/N ha ha I love leaving you all in suspence. Actually the only reason im leaving you all in susupence is cause I only have a vague idea of who it should be that is pretending to be barney. If you reviewers have any suggestions please tell me!!!
