DISCLAIMER: ok all here is my ever so wonderful disclaimer. I don't own
Harry potter, I don't own any of the characters from Harry potter, I think
cheese is the best food in the world especially cheddar and mozzarella.
That had nothing to do with my disclaimer but you'll survive. Any songs I
put in here I don't own, any parts from other movies I put in here are not
mine. I'm probably gonna have some parts from Lord of the Rings, and Star
Wars. I don't own either of them or characters from there either. Oh and
the *dramatic pause* I got from my friend Manda.
A/N hi all! Yeah so much for me leaving you in suspense for a while. Yeah wasn't sure who it was that was wearing the mask. But I think I have a good idea for who it is. We'll find out how well this works. If it doesn't work then all of you reviewers tell me who it is disguised as who is under the Barney mask. If that made sense. Hope so cause here I go.
Chapter 5 WOWS
"WOW!" Harry said as he stared at the face of the man who just took out off the Barney mask. "That is one HUGE zit!" Harry thought to himself. Then he looked at the man's actual face. Harry gasped and said "WOW!" Harry was staring at the face of-*dramatic pause* Cornelius Fudge. The Minister of Magic! (A/N for all of you who didn't know that) Harry couldn't believe it. "I have a bad feeling about this." Harry said out loud to absolutely no one. Or so he thought. "I don't see what the matter is." Uncle Vernon stepped outside and looked across the road at the ambulance that was just pulling out of the driveway. "There was just an accident I'm sure everyone is just fine." Harry still had a bad feeling about it all. Harry looked back across the street at Fudge who was pulling the mask back on and heading inside. Uncle Vernon walked down the porch steps and to the end of the driveway and got the mail. He started to flip through the mail as he made his way back up the driveway. When he made it to Harry, he stopped, looked at Harry and said gruffly, "Why didn't I just make you do this!" Shaking his head uncle Vernon went back inside. Harry sighed and sat down on the front steps. He glanced at his watch. It was almost noon. He got up and went inside for lunch. "Tomorrow I am going to have a nice long talk with Hermione and Ron and see what they have to say about all of this." Harry thought as he went back inside.
Harry lay down to go to bed that night almost wishing that Dudley wasn't messed up in his mind. Dudley had found that running into the door when it was closed, to be the funniest thing in the world. Harry was having trouble sleeping when there was a continuous bang and sound of laughter from the next room. Dudley was going to hurt himself if he kept that up.
Harry was awoken in the middle of the night by an enormous pounding noise on the outside of his door. He sat bolt upright and stared at his door. There was another bang and Harry's door shook. Harry didn't know what to do. He could hear his aunt and uncle yelling and screaming down the hall. Harry quickly dug into his trunk looking for his wand. He knew he wasn't supposed to use magic but if someone was coming to hurt him he should be prepared. The pounding continued and Harry stood up ready for when the door broke down. With one final bang the door flew off its hinges and fell to floor with a crash. Dust came flying at Harry from absolutely no where since the house was so clean. (A/N that probably makes no sense but..) Harry coughed and threw the thick cloud of dust Harry saw an enormous shadow standing in the doorway. Harry raised his wand when the person in the door way suddenly fell to floor on top of the door. Confused Harry took a step further. The person on the floor suddenly breathed in loudly. An odd sort of cackle was from it. It sounded as though it were laughing so hard that no noise came out. Laughter? Harry walked forward and stared down at Dudley who picked his head up and just burst out laughing yet again. Harry sighed and Put his wand back in his trunk. He came back over and helped his aunt and uncle move Dudley back into his room. Dudley's face was shinning with tears of laughter. Harry still didn't see what he found funny about all of it. Uncle Vernon was furious about the door because now he had to pay someone to put a new door in.
A/N: the end of another chapter. I think that this is a good place to end since I have no idea what I'm going to do for when he returns to Hogwarts. I need time to think. Stupid writers block. Oh well. So if any of you have any ideas for me to put in my next chapter, please be so kind as to tell me. If I get more reviews no one is really reading my story here. Oh well! So but for all of you few people reading it, I'll update it when I feel like it.
A/N hi all! Yeah so much for me leaving you in suspense for a while. Yeah wasn't sure who it was that was wearing the mask. But I think I have a good idea for who it is. We'll find out how well this works. If it doesn't work then all of you reviewers tell me who it is disguised as who is under the Barney mask. If that made sense. Hope so cause here I go.
Chapter 5 WOWS
"WOW!" Harry said as he stared at the face of the man who just took out off the Barney mask. "That is one HUGE zit!" Harry thought to himself. Then he looked at the man's actual face. Harry gasped and said "WOW!" Harry was staring at the face of-*dramatic pause* Cornelius Fudge. The Minister of Magic! (A/N for all of you who didn't know that) Harry couldn't believe it. "I have a bad feeling about this." Harry said out loud to absolutely no one. Or so he thought. "I don't see what the matter is." Uncle Vernon stepped outside and looked across the road at the ambulance that was just pulling out of the driveway. "There was just an accident I'm sure everyone is just fine." Harry still had a bad feeling about it all. Harry looked back across the street at Fudge who was pulling the mask back on and heading inside. Uncle Vernon walked down the porch steps and to the end of the driveway and got the mail. He started to flip through the mail as he made his way back up the driveway. When he made it to Harry, he stopped, looked at Harry and said gruffly, "Why didn't I just make you do this!" Shaking his head uncle Vernon went back inside. Harry sighed and sat down on the front steps. He glanced at his watch. It was almost noon. He got up and went inside for lunch. "Tomorrow I am going to have a nice long talk with Hermione and Ron and see what they have to say about all of this." Harry thought as he went back inside.
Harry lay down to go to bed that night almost wishing that Dudley wasn't messed up in his mind. Dudley had found that running into the door when it was closed, to be the funniest thing in the world. Harry was having trouble sleeping when there was a continuous bang and sound of laughter from the next room. Dudley was going to hurt himself if he kept that up.
Harry was awoken in the middle of the night by an enormous pounding noise on the outside of his door. He sat bolt upright and stared at his door. There was another bang and Harry's door shook. Harry didn't know what to do. He could hear his aunt and uncle yelling and screaming down the hall. Harry quickly dug into his trunk looking for his wand. He knew he wasn't supposed to use magic but if someone was coming to hurt him he should be prepared. The pounding continued and Harry stood up ready for when the door broke down. With one final bang the door flew off its hinges and fell to floor with a crash. Dust came flying at Harry from absolutely no where since the house was so clean. (A/N that probably makes no sense but..) Harry coughed and threw the thick cloud of dust Harry saw an enormous shadow standing in the doorway. Harry raised his wand when the person in the door way suddenly fell to floor on top of the door. Confused Harry took a step further. The person on the floor suddenly breathed in loudly. An odd sort of cackle was from it. It sounded as though it were laughing so hard that no noise came out. Laughter? Harry walked forward and stared down at Dudley who picked his head up and just burst out laughing yet again. Harry sighed and Put his wand back in his trunk. He came back over and helped his aunt and uncle move Dudley back into his room. Dudley's face was shinning with tears of laughter. Harry still didn't see what he found funny about all of it. Uncle Vernon was furious about the door because now he had to pay someone to put a new door in.
A/N: the end of another chapter. I think that this is a good place to end since I have no idea what I'm going to do for when he returns to Hogwarts. I need time to think. Stupid writers block. Oh well. So if any of you have any ideas for me to put in my next chapter, please be so kind as to tell me. If I get more reviews no one is really reading my story here. Oh well! So but for all of you few people reading it, I'll update it when I feel like it.
