Harry's Diary

I had that meeting today. If I were daft I could've sworn that Malfoy was being..........friendly? He was sitting next to me the whole time. Maybe he's changed? Maybe he's trying to become more like me? Well, can I blame him? I mean look at me! I'm gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe it would be good to have an ally like him. After all, his family is very powerful. Ok, I'll think about it.

Malfoy's Diary

Oh that idiot Potter! If I were daft I could've sworn that Potter actually...............believed me? Oh I'm gonna do a huge number on him tomorrow. I'm going to cry and get him to rescue me. I bet he would fall for that.

Hermione's Diary

Can't.........Talk.........thinking.......bout..........ooohhhhhhhhhhh...... ....malfoy.........and..................harry........oooooooohhhh........... ron..........................

Ron's Diary

That bastard Potter. Now he's trying to make friends with Malfoy. After all we worked for, defeating voldemort, saving hermione, what the hell is wrong with him? And I'm meant to be the side kick!?!?!!?!!?!!!?!!!?! Oh I'll get him, I'll slice him up real fine.

Crabbe's Diary

Yay! I'm a smart boy to-day. Me write in di-a-ree. Just like hand-some boy Mal-foy. Yes, Yes, ve-ry good.

Harry's Diary

You wouldn't believe this. Yesterday, Malfoy runs up to me and bursts in to tears. He said that Crabbe and Goyle turned on him and called him dumb. Poor guy. I snuck him into the gryffindor common room. I let him stay overnight. Oh, by the way, this is a new diary. It was really strange this morning I just couldn't find my diary anywhere. Maybe I dropped it somewhere. I like that Malfoy he's nice.

Malfoy's diary

Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my god! I swiped potter's diary and he doesn't even know. He thinks he dropped it! I'm reading it right now. "Snape is so sexy"? Umm...........alright..............then?

Hermione's diary

Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gggggggggggoooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goyle's diary

Ha ha! Me just as smart as crabbe.

Ron's diary

Oh bloody hell!!!!! I'm gonna kill that potter!

Dumbledore's Diary

If I didn't know better I would think that Harry's a wanker, Malfoy's a manipulative bastard, Hermione is a slut, Ron wants to kill Harry, My beard's getting greyer, Harry has a crush on snape and Cho Chang's hair is blonde. Where did I go wrong? My beard's supposed to be white!!!!!!!!!