By : Ami
Beta reader : Myst
ABOUT US Chapter 3 – Goku The Match MakerDISCLAIMER : May be later when I become richer, I will try to buy Saiyuki from Minekura Kazuya. But now… I just can dream of it. ^^
ANYWAY… SUDDEN NEWS:
Introducing my loveliest beta: Myst!!!! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!! I bet you all are jealous with me cause I got such a wonderful beta!!!!! *Hanamichi Sakuragi style*
MYST : *TWACK* *Akagi style* Stop blabbering!! # #
Itte~~ Just skip this and go with the story… *bow down* ^^;;
THANKS FOR THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER'S REVIEWERS:
To: Windy
*teary eyes* You… you still reviewed even you're very busy… *glomp* Windy!!!! I'm so flattered!!!!! Don't forget to always take care of yourself. I can't lose a good friend like you.
To: Namassuki
^^ Thanks. Hope you're glad with these chapters.
To: Muchacha
I'll tell Yaone-chan not to be too harsh. *glomp* I love Kougaiji too you know. ^^
To: real-circus
Hakkai, my best friend said that you're very cute! ^^ *hugs* Thanks for your support.
To: sanzo-chan
Who hit with you with the harisen?!! # # I'll kill him for sure! *glomp at sanzo-chan*
To: Shiroki Kietsuki
Sure he hides something. XD XD Hakkai is someone who can perfectly hide something with a straight face. XD
To: gallatica
*hugs* Thanks for your support and your chocolates. ^^ When I return, I'll do something more (I do hope so). I'll dedicate it for you.
To: Guardian of Jupiter
This page is specially dedicated for you. *bow down* Hope you'll enjoy it.
GENRE : Romance/Humor (I knew it… I can never write a story without humor things…)
PAIRINGS : Sanzo/Goku, Hakkai/Gojyo, Kougaiji/Yaone and others
WARNING : very fluffy, shounen ai, curses, OOC-ness for our goods, and English mistakes.
Here we go…
Hakkai is looking at himself in the mirror nervously. His savior, Goku, told him that Gojyo agreed to meet him in his flat tonight at seven. It's six already. In an hour, he can finally meet his Super Gojyo. He slightly flushes to the thought of it.
"Oi, Hakkai. You left your notebook." the unfortunate Sanzo suddenly appears in front of his room.
"S—Sanzo—this is such a sudden—" Hakkai nervously speaks.
"Wonderful clothes. You're leaving somewhere?" Sanzo asks as he throws Hakkai's notebook onto the bed, "I'm not going to disturb your wonderful date."
"Who told you that I was going out for a date?" Hakkai smiles nervously.
"Is that so?" Sanzo's eyes turn droopier. "Ch. Whatever. I'm going back now."
"O—OK—thanks for escorting this note book, Sanzo!" Hakkai waves his hands; slightly relieved that Sanzo didn't ask him anything. Thank God for the do-own-your-business-I-don't-care Sanzo.
And now… show time.
***
"Wear this suit! No! Not that damn bandana, Stupid!!! And the socks, too!!!! Can't you wear something nicer?!"
"This is enough!" Gojyo peevishly throws himself onto the bed. "First you asked me to meet someone I didn't even know, and now you're telling me which suit I should wear! This is already far from ridiculous, Bakazaru!!!"
"I'm not a bakazaru and you should just follow what I say!!!" Goku throws him a pair of elegant black trousers. Gojyo was used to using it only for official parties. "And this black coat and white shirt too!"
"Why the hell I should wear these stupid clothes?!" Gojyo gives a disgusted look to the suits. "I'm OK with the way I always am, Saru!"
"No. This time you have to look special." Goku digs through Gojyo's cupboard, "Because this person is special."
"Ooh, is he so special? Then date him yourself!" Gojyo mocks.
"I dare you to repeat it again and I'll turn on this tape!" Goku places his finger onto the tape play button.
"N—No way—you inserted that cassette inside???" Gojyo's red eyes turn wider. "O—OK—take it easy, guy. I'll just wear whatever you told me to. See? See?" he quickly puts on the clothes Goku chose for him. "Look at me. Aren't I perfect now?"
"Good." Goku smiles. "You learn really fast."
"Thanks ma'am. It's nothing." Gojyo holds his breath as Goku lifts his finger from the tape. He couldn't imagine what would've happened if he really turned that tape on. He can never forget that incident in Hokkaido 3 years ago. At the time he bought the cassette. It was a classical music cassette for his father. He just wanted to surprise his father. Somehow, since 8 years ago his father had stopped listening to his favorite classical music for some reasons. Nobody told him why. Then he brought it home. To make a little surprise, he put many speakers around the house, and then turned the cassette on.
Then the big disaster happened. Suddenly, the adorable, little, naïve Goku turned wild. He started attacking people around him.
Later, after all the things have been straightened up, his father informed him that Goku had a kind of psychological problem. He would go wild if he heard any kind of classical music.
Oh, no. There're enough bruises on his body at the time. He wasn't gonna add more.
"Hurry up, Gojyo! He's going to arrive in 5 minutes!"
"Yes, ma'am!"
And now, he just has to bow down in front of this little monkey boy. Ch. If only he could get rid of that stupid cassette…
***
PING PONG!
"Ah~! That must be him!" Goku marches his way to the front door impatiently. "Remember, Gojyo! You have to be polite in front of him! Don't humiliate me!"
"Ch. That bakazaru." Gojyo grumbles, "Damn it! Why I have to follow his commands?!"
"Konban wa, Hakkai!"
"Konban wa, Goku."
"Hmm… his voice isn't so bad… so motherly and warm…"
"Please come in."
"Thanks. Excuse me."
"He's well-mannered too… he can be a good house-wife… ARGH! What the hell I am thinking about?!". Gojyo ruffles his own hair impatiently, "I shouldn't play along with the saru's game! Yes, I'm leaving this apartment! The cute Yuki is waiting for me at the bar and I ain't gonna abandon her for a stranger—"
"Konban wa."
Gojyo turns his eyes on the brunette---and suddenly all his excuse sentences to leave vanish in a second. He even forgets to close his mouth. This guy is surely more beautiful than any girl he has ever met in the whole world! He silently thanks Goku for taking such a babe into his life.
"I'm Cho Hakkai." Hakkai bows down. "We have met before—"
"No way!" Gojyo shrieks, "You mean—you're the Cho Hakkai I saved from some scoundrels a few weeks ago?!"
"Err… that sentence will work." Hakkai smiles politely.
"No way! That Hakkai—"
"That Hakkai wore spiral glasses and was absolutely an unattractive guy." Hakkai chuckles; enjoying the surprised expression on Gojyo's face, "Sorry. I used to wear that kind of appearance when walking alone on the streets. It attracts less attention."
Gojyo holds his breath. He is really a Cinderella in his fantasy!
"What do you think?" Goku grins. "Got stunned, right? You perverted horny cockroach!"
"Y—You—shut up!" Gojyo puts a hand to cover Goku's mouth. "Now you just leave me with this hot guy alone! Go disappear somewhere else!"
"Hey! That's so unfair—I'm your matchmaker and I ain't gonna go anywhere!" Goku holds Gojyo's hand with his left hand and Hakkai's hand with his right hand. "Don't worry. I often saw my parents do this in Hokkaido. Now sit there! We'll start the omiai ceremony! (A/N: I don't know a lot about this ceremony. It's a kind of matchmaker ceremony in Japan).
***
"Ahem." Goku is now sitting between Gojyo and Hakkai in the dining room. "Now let me start… Hakkai, what is your favorite food?"
"Ah… my favorite food…" Hakkai thinks for a while, "I think it's salad."
"Gojyo's favorite food is fresh fish. He can eat 10 fishes in a few minutes. He's really greedy. He didn't even give me a single fish—"
*TWACK*
"Is this the thing what-so-called 'omiai'?!" Gojyo fists Goku peevishly. "Do it right, Saru! And I shall answer the question by myself! Not you!"
"Fine! That hurts, damn it!" Goku touches his aching scalp. "OK… next… what is your hobby?".
"My hobby… I like cooking. Especially experimenting with new food. That's fun." Hakkai cheerfully answers.
"And me… hmm… I like drinking tea…"
"You big liar cockroach! I bet you don't even know the color of green tea!!" Goku yells.
"I told you to shut up, Bakazaru!!! It's me who'll be engaged with him! Not you! That's not a matchmaker's business!" Gojyo fists Goku again. "Continue! Don't interfere with my answer!"
"Itte~! Damn you, Red Cockroach…" Goku moans. "Fine! Since I'm a very patient matchmaker, let's just continue." he opens his book, "Next… what kind of sports do you like the most?"
"I like swimming and jogging." Hakkai answers happily. "Maybe next time we can swim together.".
Goku nearly bursts out laughing as he heard Hakkai's last statement, "WHAT?! YOU ASKED US TO SWIM TOGETHER WITH YOU?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD XD XD That's the biggest joke I've ever heard in my whole life, Hakkai!!!!"
"W—why…???" Hakkai blinks cutely.
"That's…" Goku gives the reddened Gojyo a naughty glare, "OK… sure… we can go swimming with you… but I'm afraid we'll just waste our time teaching this kappa to swim!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD XD XD"
"You talk too much, Saru!!!!" Gojyo starts to wrestle Goku on the floor, "You didn't have to tell him that I can't swim, damn it!!!! You're killing me!!!!!!" # #
"But-- *pant* *pant* It's true, right?! *pant* Bwahahaha… *pant* You can't swim, Idiotic Kappa!!" Goku struggles away from Gojyo. "Fine! I give up! Let's continue, OK?! It has been 15 minutes and we got nothing!"
Gojyo blushes deeply. This monkey has deeply humiliated him in front of such a beautiful brunette. Licking his lips, he silently promises himself to get his revenge on Goku. There must be a chance. He believes in karma things.
"Fine. Next, what do you do in your spare time?" Goku asks again.
"I'd like to clean up my flat, then I'll visit Sanzo and help him in his house-works. He isn't so good in it." Hakkai answers after thinking for a while.
"I like doing cleaning too. Cleaning will make us healthy." Gojyo shows his charisma as his other hand is pinching the-nearly-laughing Goku.
"Ah… sou ka…" Hakkai sweat drops at the picture. The apartment is far from clean. Anywhere he turns to, he will find dust and trash. //Ooh, my Gojyo can't stay in a dirty place like this. I have to help him.//
"Then… how about doing cleaning now?" Hakkai suggests with a smile. "Let's clean this flat."
***
Gojyo grumbles as he sweeps the floor. Why the hell does he have to do such a lowly job like this? He can always call the cleaning service; he does it every weekend. But he can't possibly deny the puppy emerald shimmering eyes. That guy has touched his heart, which was the weakest part of his body. Damn love for making someone so weak.
…… Talking about someone who is feeling weak caused by love sickness……
*SNEEZE*
"Ch." Sanzo puts a tissue on his nose. "Damn it." he throws the tissue inside the trash bin, "I have to study now…" he holds his temple impatiently; trying to drag away all the Goku images in his head. //Why the hell cam love can make someone feel so weak?//
Sanzo tiredly lays his head onto his pillow. Maybe he should tell Hakkai about this… maybe he could help him get Goku… argh!!!! Forget it! Hakkai will tease him for the rest of his life! No way! He can't share these feelings with anyone!
…… Thinking about Hakkai… he must be on a date now…
Sanzo smirks to the amusing imagination about Hakkai's date. Hakkai has one severe cureless weakness… and it can surely ruin the whole date up…
***
Hakkai puts a blanket on Goku as he gives him a brotherly peck on his forehead. "Good night, Goku. Have a nice dream." He whispers as he carefully closes the door as not to make too much noise. "It seems that he's asleep." he informs Gojyo, who is watching TV in the living room. "He is such a nice kid."
"Yeah. Even sometimes he can be really annoying." Gojyo sighs, "You're going home?"
"Hmm… yeah… I think so." Hakkai looks at the clock. 11:00 P.M.
"Are you busy tomorrow?" Gojyo asks.
"Err… actually I am taking my furlough now." Hakkai nervously talks. He can sense the point of Gojyo's statement. Is it true that Gojyo wants him to stay?
"Then… we can spend more private time alone, right? Just the two of us… without a stupid saru." Gojyo nervously swallows. He never felt so nervous before.
"S—sure—" Hakkai nervously sits beside Gojyo on the sofa, "We're going to watch TV?"
"As you wish." Gojyo handles him the TV controller. "Choose the channel you like."
"Ah... thanks." Hakkai pushes some buttons and turns on the Discovery Channel. The channel Gojyo never touched before.
Gojyo doesn't really concentrate to the what-so-called nonsense lecture on the TV. He examines the brunette beside him carefully. //Man, he sure is very handsome.// He gulps. //God he makes me nervous… come on, Gojyo… you're full of experience… you can handle this one too…//
With the thoughts, Gojyo moves his hand carefully on Hakkai's.
Hakkai is startled with the sudden coldness on his hand. Gojyo is definitely nervous.
Hakkai blushes as Gojyo starts to press on his hand gently. //Oh my. This guy is really fast. Shall I give in now?//
"Err… Hakkai… uh… can we… I mean…" Gojyo nervously gulps, "Maybe we can continue the omiai section?"
Hakkai blushes to the statement. "S—sure."
Gojyo lifts his feet on the sofa and starts to face Hakkai, as Hakkai does the same thing.
"OK… now… I wanna ask something important."
"What is it?"
"Have you got any lover?"
Hakkai bends down shyly. Gojyo holds his breath as Hakkai shakes his head slowly.
"…Then… I have a chance, haven't I?' Gojyo can't hide his wide smile, "… I mean… can I be your boyfriend…?"
"…………………………………."
"Hakkai…?"
"………………………………….."
"Hakkai??? Hello???"
"……………………………………"
SANZO'S CORNER: Hakkai is speechless when he's nervous. This is his severe cureless illness.
Impatiently, Gojyo grabs Hakkai's chin and kisses him fully on lips. Maybe this guy is hesitating his love. Usually a kiss can bring back the mood.
"Now can you speak?" he whispers romantically.
"………………………………………………………………………………"
"……………………………………………………………………………………………………."
MORE SANZO'S CORNER: The more he feels nervous, the more speechless he will be.
"Hakkai???"
@o@
"Hak—"
*faint*
"H—hey!!! Are you OK?! Hakkai!!!"
AND MORE SANZO'S CORNER: If you keep pushing him in this condition, he will be faint.
Gojyo gets stunned for a moment. He looks at the fainted Hakkai in his arms; blinking for a few moments.
//What a cute guy//
Smiling tenderly, Gojyo puts Hakkai's head on his lap. Letting out a faint smile, he rests his head onto the sofa and starts to yawn. What a wonderful night.
***
"Good morning, Goku." the soft cheerful voice of Hakkai greets the sleepy Goku.
"Good morning Hakkai…" Goku yawns. "Sleepover?"
"Yes." Hakkai answers happily. "Come on. Gojyo told me that today would be your 1st day to attend the lecture."
"I'm sleepy…", Goku rubs his eyes tiredly.
"I have prepared the breakfast. What do you think?" Hakkai helps Goku stand up. "Now, you take a bath then you can have the breakfast. What do you think?"
"Yippee!!! Thanks Hakkai!!! You're the best!!!" Goku yells happily. "Anyway… how about you and Gojyo? Are you my brother now?"
Hakkai blushes. Shyly, he nods.
"Yahoo!!!!! Good job, Hakkai!!!" Goku hugs his newly found brother. "Then, will you stay here?"
"Not yet, Goku. Later." Hakkai folds up Goku's blanket; smiling mysteriously. //Later after I can make sure that you will move to Sanzo's flat.// ^^ "Now, hurry up take a bath, Goku. The food is waiting."
"Yup!!!"
***
~TBC~
