By: Ami
Beta Reader: Myst
ABOUT US Chapter 4 – Dancing Surprise PartyDISCLAIMER : Owning it…??? No, guys. ^^
GENRE : Romance/Humor
PAIRINGS : Sanzo/Goku, Hakkai/Gojyo, Kougaiji/Yaone and others
WARNING : Very fluffy, shounen ai, curses, OOC.
THANKS FOR THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER'S REVIEWERS:
To: crayon1
Thanks~! ^_____^ It's pleasing to see you happy to read my fic! *glomp* Thanks to my beta Myst, I can upload fast!
To: sakkirei
Here~! *give toothpaste* ^^
MYST : You baka! She isn't having a toothache! *twack*
AMI : Itte~ But she told me so!
*glomp* Thanks for reading~!!! Your site is great!! People, please visit sakkirei's ADDICTION!! ^_____^
To: real-circus
Honto~??? Thanks!!!! *glomp* Can't wait for your Once Forgotten and the fluff story you DID promise me.
To: Namassuki
Wai!!! Thanks!!!! ^______^ Can't wait for your Opposite!!!!
To: Muchacha
To tell you the truth… *looking around if Hakkai is there* *no Hakkai* I WANTED TO SHOVE HIM DIRECTLY TO GOJYO TOO!!! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD That's why I made his and Gojyo's relationship fast!!! Poor Hakkai!
To: Shiroki. K
Shiroki-san~!!! *glomp* *hearts* Finally you're here!!!
GOKU : She's the only one who appreciated my HARD WORK in Omiai thing!!! ^___^
HAKKAI : ^^;;;
GOJYO : =_=;;;;
You're right! Karma does exist… XD XD XD This chapter will be the proof…
Here we go…
MAIN HALL – IN THE DANCING PARTY
Sanzo throws his last cigarette on the floor; then steps on it impatiently. No matter how hard he tried to hide, the girls would always find him and asked him for a dance. At the time like that, he just glared at the girls with his touch-me-and-you-are-dead-meat glare; and the girls would smartly move away. Sanzo might be beautiful; but never provoke him if you still want to see tomorrow's daylight.
"Hakkai!!!" Sanzo pulls Hakkai by the collar impatiently. "Are you finished?!"
"Sanzo… don't be so mad with the girls. They just want to have a dance with us. They won't kill you." Hakkai smiles calmly.
"THEY ARE KILLING ME AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IF YOU WON'T LET ME GO HOME *NOW*!!!!" Sanzo yells furiously; as all the people look at them confusedly.
"S—Sanzo—please calm down." Hakkai moves Sanzo's hands from his own collar, "I know it… you can't find a partner; that's why you feel bored. I'll get you a beautiful girl. Wait here." Hakkai unexpectedly manages to release himself from Sanzo's evil hands. He runs outside and returns with a beautiful chocolate-haired girl.
"Let me introduce her to you. This is Go—I mean—err—this is—Go—uh---"
"I'm Namiko. It's nice to meet you." the girl looks at Sanzo with her brilliant, familiar golden eyes.
"Y—yes! That's what I meant. He—I mean, she is Namiko. She's a rookie in this university—she's pretty, right?"
Sanzo can't even blink as he places his eyes on the girl. Somehow he feels familiar with her face. Yes, she is beautiful; Sanzo has to admit it. He's never met such an attractive girl like her. Her eyes are golden, her long hair is bitter chocolate, and her skin is tan smooth. Sanzo holds the wall to support him. Why the hell is this girl very attractive? He never paid attention to girls; no matter how beautiful they are. But this time he suddenly just fell by the 1st contact. No way. Genjo Sanzo-sama isn't falling now!
"I—I'm Genjo Sanzo.", he can feel the heat is radiating to his cheeks, "It's nice to meet you too."
Hakkai gasps to the rare scene in front of him. No way! Sanzo NEVER introduced himself so politely in front of ANYONE! He tries to hold his laughter with his famous self-control. So, this 'girl' is really attractive, huh?
"Sanzo-san, how about a dance?" the girl asks.
"S—sure—I mean—I have to go home now—"
"Take your time, Sanzo. I'm going to have dinner. Bye!" Hakkai waves his hand as he turns away and runs outside.
"H—hey!!! Hakkai!!! Why the hell did you leave me—"
"He said that you could take your time." the girl holds Sanzo's hand, "Let's dance."
***
Sanzo keeps looking at the girl while they danced. Somehow he can't just turn his eyes away. This girl is just so damn attractive. She is wearing a sexy black nightgown and a pretty ribbon on her chocolate hair. Her height is about 5 centimeters below Sanzo—and actually she's shorter; because she wears a pair of pink high dancing shoes. Maybe she's about 10 centimeters below Sanzo.
//Hell… why the hell did I end up dancing with a girl?! Hakkai will have to pay for this…// Sanzo blushes furiously. He never danced with a girl before; he always avoided girls since they always disturbed his personal time. Yelling 'Sanzo-kun' here and 'Sanzo-san' there… 'I love you' here and 'kiss me' there…
"Are you tired?" the girl asks.
"Uh… no—I mean—yes." Sanzo answers nervously.
"Let's have a drink. What do you think?" the girl takes 2 glasses and offers one to Sanzo, "Let's go.", and she drags Sanzo to the balcony.
***
Gojyo is waiting for Hakkai in front of the building.
"How is it going?" he asks.
Hakkai smiles and gives him a thumb "As we wished."
"Good. And now it's our time." Gojyo grins as he pushes Hakkai inside the car and kisses him.
"No. Not here." Hakkai blushes. "Let's—go to your apartment."
"Good idea."
***
"OK. There's nobody here but us." the girl looks around, then, she suddenly closes the door which connects the balcony with the main hall. "Then it'll be safe."
"H—hey—what are you—", Sanzo widens his eyes as the girl starts to unbutton her nightgown in front of Sanzo, "What the—"
"Sanzo! Can't you see it?! It's me!" the 'girl' reveals her true self behind the wig and make up.
………………………… =_o;;
"Goku?!" Sanzo gasps. @0@
"Ping pong!" Goku grins naughtily. "And gotcha!!"
"What the hell are you doing with those girl clothes—" # # #
"Pssst! Don't yell, Sanzo!" Goku puts a hand on Sanzo's mouth, "I'll explain it later." he says as he starts to open his nightgown.
"Oi… Saru…"
"I'm not a saru!!!" Goku is now topless and only wears a pair of pants.
"H—Hey—"
"What's wrong, Sanzo?! Just let me out of these stupid clothes, will you?!" Goku opens his bag and pulls out a shirt and a pair trousers.
"I just wanna ask you something…"
"Later. I'm dressing up." Goku puts on his shirt and his trousers.
"B—But—"
"Later, Sanzo. Can't you see that I'm busy?" he zips his trousers then starts to wear his socks.
"……fine." Sanzo flushes.
"OK. Now, tell me. What were you going to say?" Goku asks as he finishes putting on his shoes.
"……………I don't think it's needed now." Sanzo blushes.
"Sanzo~ come on!"
"Let's just leave this place."
"No! You tell me or I'll never move a single step out of here!"
"……….you really wanna know, Saru?" Sanzo turns his head away as his face turns redder, "Fine, I'll tell you."
"Good."
"Do you need me to turn around while you're undressing?"
"……………………………………………"
***
FLASHBACK
"Tadaima!"
"Okaeri!"
Goku is eating in the dining room when Gojyo suddenly appears with Hakkai.
"Ah! Hakkai!" Goku jumps to hug the friendly guy. "Welcome to the messy room!"
"Whose room did you call messy, Monkey Boy?!" Gojyo fists Goku.
"Itte~!!! That hurts, you perverted cockroach!!!!!" Goku yells.
"Maa maa…" Hakkai smiles cheerfully, "I didn't come here to see you fighting.".
"Ch! Lucky you that Hakkai's here!" Goku grunts. "Anyway, Hakkai. Did you come to visit me?"
"That's right, Goku." Hakkai shows a big bag he's holding. "This is a present for you."
"A present for me??? Is it food???" Goku's eyes sparkle as Gojyo starts to chuckle.
"No. But you will like it, Goku." Hakkai opens the big box.
"What is it???", Goku picks the black nightgown up and examines it carefully "Is it a cloth? Why is it so strange?"
"That's not an ordinary cloth you idiot monkey. This is nightgown. Women wear this in the parties to make them beautiful and charming." Gojyo explains.
"Women??? Then why did Hakkai give this to me??? I'm not a woman!" Goku asks confusedly.
"Tomorrow night, there will be a dance party in my university." Hakkai explains calmly. "Of course, Sanzo will come too."
"Sanzo…?? He'll come???" Goku's face turns redder.
"That's right. And I hope you can wear this cloth to attend the party tomorrow." Hakkai continues still with a straight-innocent face.
"B—but you said that it's a cloth for women! Why I should wear this???" Goku scratches his head confusedly.
"You idiot saru. This is Tokyo, not Hokkaido. In Tokyo, it's normal to wear thing like this even if you're a guy. This is the newest fashion here." Gojyo tries really hard not to laugh "Even men can wear this. And they will also look charming with this."
"Really???" Goku's eyes widen.
"Really." Hakkai chuckles, "And Sanzo also likes this."
"Sanzo likes it??? So he will be happy if I wear this?" Goku blinks innocently.
"That's right." Gojyo put a hand to hide his smirk, "But you also have to act as a woman and wear a woman's name."
"Why????"
"Because—that's the rule. When you wear a nightgown, you also have to wear a woman's name." Hakkai bites his lower lip, "Well… it's very common in Tokyo."
"Ah… sou ka… Tokyo people are very strange…" Goku looks at the gown hesitantly, "My mother told me that Tokyo people are very fashionable and sometimes they wear strange clothes… but she didn't tell me that there're rules to wear clothes…"
"OK, now let's prepare. I have bought a beauty set here. I'll teach you how to use this." Hakkai opens his bag and picks out a make-up box.
"Remember, Goku. You have to act like a real woman. Then people will adore you." Gojyo puts a hand on Goku's shoulder, "Your woman name will be…… Namiko! What do you think?"
FLASHBACK – END
"That's the story." Goku speaks as he busily eats his hamburger, "Tokyo people are very strange."
Sanzo sweat drops at the story. Tiredly, he lays his back onto his car seat, "You… idiot." His other hand is covering his mouth to hide his wide smirk.
"Don't call me an idiot, Sanzo! I did it pretty well, right?! I acted like a real woman and wore woman's clothes! I hate the ribbon, this wig and the pink high-heeled shoes! But I still did it because I thought you'd like it!" Goku grumbles, "And I noticed that you really liked it."
Sanzo blushes as he silently curses his silly reaction to Goku's female appearance. Now he understands why he was very attracted to the girl; that's because Goku was the one behind the girlie make-up! He puts a hand onto his temple and curses again. Since the day he met Goku, nothing seemed to go normal.
"I didn't know that Hakkai and Gojyo are having something now." Sanzo grumbles.
"Thanks to me!" Goku grins proudly, "I'll tell you later at home.".
"W—wait—" Sanzo widens his violet orbs, "What do you mean by: I'LL TELL YOU LATER AT HOME? Won't you go to your own flat, Saru?"
"You're wrong this time, Sanzo." Goku shakes his head as he swallows the last piece of his hamburger, "Gojyo told me not to go home tonight and spent the night in your room. He even gave me a strange liquid in a small bottle—where the hell is it?" Goku examines his bag to find the unfamiliar object.
Sanzo doesn't know if he has to thank or curse Hakkai. Hakkai is giving him a big opportunity to spend more times with Goku. Sanzo holds his forehead to wipe away all the hentai thoughts that pass his brain.
"Ah, here it is. See?"
Sanzo gulps as Goku shows him the object.
"What is it? Gojyo just told me to ask you instead." Goku looks at the 'strange liquid' confusedly.
"That's---" Sanzo sighs heavily, "Lubricant oil."
"Huh???? What is it??????" Goku blinks innocently, "An oil to fry eggs???"
"That's not, Idiot Saru!" Sanzo blushes.
"Then what is it??? Sanzo, tell me! Tell me! What is lubricant oil???? Sanzo tell me tell me tell me tell me~!!!!"
"That's---" Sanzo fights really hard not to kiss the adorable arousing lips in front of him to make him silence. He shakes his head to keep him sane. "I just can't tell you. That's all. And now we're going to my flat."
Goku isn't satisfied with the answer, but he can do nothing about it. Sanzo smirks as the boy finally silences. He drives the car back to his apartment while chanting spells so that he won't lose his famous self-control tonight. Shit. Fuck Hakkai for making him suffer like this. Fuck Gojyo for handing that adult stuff to an innocent stupid boy. Fuck Hakkai and Gojyo for having fun while he has to fight his urge. Fuck the whole world for this complicated tiring day!
"Naa… Sanzo…"
"What, AGAIN?"
"Can I drink this liquid? I'm thirsty…"
*sweat drop* "No."
"Why…????"
"I said no. And just follow what I said." #
"But Sanzo~ I'm really thirsty…"
"I SAID NO!!!!!!!" # #
"Kechi."
"Urusai." # # #
Fuck the liquid for making him hornier!
And Sanzo's car continues its short journey home…
***
~TBC~
