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Story Points: Vegeta tells Goku about the tournament.
Warnings: Lime action.
Chapter 2 Spreading the News
~I swear, if I even smell chocolate-~ were his last thoughts before he found the door right in front of him. ~I must be more eager than I thought.~ He hadn't realized how fast he had walked. Sometimes if he wasn't paying attention, he would accidentally fast-walk to where he was headed.
He slapped his hand on the cold metal plate to the right of the door. If made a humming sound as a descending green bar of light scanned his prints. He didn't like the way the humming sounded or how the light looked. They were so similar to the scanners on Frieza's ship that if brought up painful memories. He didn't have a GR on the ship but nearly every door or compartment required you to be scanned or identified in some way. Frieza had always been far too paranoid of his own men.
He was snapped out off his thoughts by the computer saying in Bulma's voice, *ACCESS GRANTED*. His wife's voice wasn't so bad whenever she wasn't angry so he'd had it changed because he found the computer's voice way too monotone and 'insolent'. These things were true but it also sounded just like the voice on Frieza's ship.
The door slid silently open and he took a few steps in. He saw her bent over the computer with her fingers moving like lightning on the buttons. Her smirked at finding her working and no sweets nearby.
He let his tail hang loose and lowered himself into the crouch of a pouncing animal and then stalked stealthily toward Bulma to scare her. Sex, arguing, and scaring her were his three favorite things to do with Bulma.
He got about 2 feet behind her and was about to pounce when she said, "Oh, hi Vegeta."
Vegeta anime fainted. ~Damn, she knows me too well. Must have seen my shadow or something.~
"No Vegeta, I didn't see your shadow, I just know you too well."
He shrugged off being caught and then continued as he originally planned after he scared her.
She continued to work while he positioned himself behind her and placed his hands on her stomach. He nibbled on her ear.
"Are you done yet?"
"No."
He began to slowly place kisses down her neck.
"This isn't going to speed it up Vegeta."
Crestfallen at being so obviously rejected he turned around to leave. She usually couldn't help but be pulled into his game, especially whenever he was touching her in all the right places. He was about to walk away when she placed her hand on his shoulder and turned him around. She rested her wrists on his shoulders and kissed him lightly.
"But we can slow it down."
Vegeta smirked into the kiss. It seemed he'd won after all.
He wrapped his tail around her waist and pulled her hard against his lower body and his roaming hands and rushing fingers did just that all over her body.
Bulma felt something bump into her back and realized that she'd been pushed into the computer console. She broke the kiss and said, "You know...I've made a few 'enhancements' to your gravity chamber."
"Oh, really." Vegeta said with mock interest. He was quickly becoming irritated that she would chose to talk about this just when he was about to get some.
"Really." Bulma said.
Without taking her eyes off Vegeta's she reached behind her self and pushed a few buttons. The computer made a humming sound only it wasn't a normal sort of humming sound. It was like and inverted hum (use your imaginations).
By the time Vegeta's perplexion was over the odd humming sound worn off he realized that he and Bulma were now floating several feet in the air. Bulma laughed at the confusion on his face and said, "It's anti-gravity Vegeta."
"That's obvious woman, but why?"
She kissed him deeply and said, "For occasions like this silly. I got tired off just being taken on the spot whenever I bring your dinner and I thought this might add a little spice to our love lives."
"A 'little spice?"
"Okay, maybe alot, but what can alot of spice hurt?"
"It gives you diarrhea sometimes and burns like hell coming out."
"This won't give you diarrhea, just make your dick hurt real bad." she said as she bit his lower lip and grabbed him hard between the legs.
Vegeta jumped at her sudden eagerness but responded in full force. He grabbed her ass and pulled her hard against his now rapidly hardening cock and attacked her mouth.
Frustrated by the constriction of clothes he ripped her shirt off leaving only her bra as covering and kneaded her breasts in his hands.
Eager to get his clothes off as well, she pulled his shirt over his head and let it float away. Her eyes devoured his body as she felt herself also becoming very horny.
"Bulma dear you have a phone call." Bunny said as she entered the gravity chamber. For safety reasons Bulma had installed a program that automatically shut off the gravity when someone entered and apparently that included anti-gravity as well because they plummeted to the ground. Vegeta landed on his back with Bulma on top of him who was desperately trying to think of a way to keep her mother from finding out they had almost had sex. She hid her red face on Vegeta's chest and waved Bunny away with her hand.
"Okay thanks."
"Dinner will be ready in an hour." she said as she scurried away.
"Oh my God." Bulma said as she and Vegeta both busted out laughing.
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Vegeta flew slowly on his way to Kakarot's house. Bulma had said she should be finished with his chamber by the time he got back but he wasn't flying slowly to give her plenty of time to finish. He was flying slowly because he was deep in thought. He knew it wouldn't be hard to convince Kakarot to enter the tournament but he was stronger than Vegeta. But no matter how hard he trained, Kakarot was always stronger so how was he supposed to beat him? The money wasn't important, after all, he was married to the richest woman in the world. He just wanted to beat Kakarot for once. And there was one other thing against them. They wouldn't be able to fight at full power because the ring was small and there were people all around. But even if they lowered their power levels to be the same, then Kakarot would simply outlast him. His only chance was to outsmart him, which wouldn't be hard under normal circumstances but in battle Kakarot fought on his feet and was a tactical genius. He would have to think about this later because he saw Kakarot's house ahead of him.
He landed and knocked on the door. There was a slight commotion as he heard footsteps running around.
"Get the door Goku!" He heard Kakarot's harpy say. It was interesting hearing her tell him to answer the door as usually she answered the door, the phone, letters, everything. She wore the pants around this house.
He heard footsteps approach and the door slung open.
"Hi, Vegeta! Come to spar again?"
"No. Actually I've come to talk." He said letting himself in and taking a seat at the kitchen table.
"Talk?" Goku said as he followed Vegeta to the table. "But you never want to talk, just fight."
"I talk when the talking is about fighting."
"Figures." Goku said, taking a seat across from Vegeta.
"Goku! Who is it?" Chichi called from the bedroom.
"It's just Vegeta dear, go back to sleep."
"What's wrong with you woman?"
"She's caught a bit of the flu."
"Doesn't stop her screeching though does it?"
"No, sure don't."
There was silence for a few seconds and then they both started laughing.
Wiping at his eyes Goku said, "So is Goten still at your place or did he and Trunks run off somewhere?"
"You're brat is still at my house as far as I know."
"Just how far do you know?"
"10 minutes ago when I left the house."
"Uh oh."
"Uh oh's right."
"No telling how much trouble they could get into in ten minutes."
"You said it, and I'll be the one who has to deal with it when I get home."
"Can't stop the inevitable."
"Yeah, I know, and that's why it sucks."
Goku grinned evilly.
"So what have you and Bulma been up to lately?"
Vegeta smirked back.
"She made a few 'enhancements' to the GR."
"Oh." Goku said, not understanding what he meant.
"Anti-gravity so I can float."
Goku was truly clueless now.
"Don't you get it!? We were about to have sex while floating in the chamber until Bunny barged in and interrupted us!"
Goku made shushing motions with his hands, "Sssshhhhh. Not so loud. She might hear you!"
"I heard that!" Chichi said.
"Dammit." Goku said under his breath.
"Watch your mouth Goku!"
"Sh-" was all he got out before putting his hands over his mouth.
"Newayz, moving on. What was it you really came here to talk about? Something about fighting?"
"Yes, well, I was watching Oprah, when-"
"YOU were watching OPRAH!" His mouth was hanging open with complete disbelief.
"Shut up you fool, it wasn't like meant to."
"So it was and 'accident'." Goku said with an uncharacteristic smirk on his face.
"I said shut up. It was only because of who her guest was."
"Who?"
"Hercule."
"But I thought you hated him."
"I do, but he said something that interests me greatly."
"What's that?"
"He said that he's hosting tournament in two months with a prize of 1 million zenie."
Goku's eyes got as big as saucers.
"That's such a ridiculously large amount of moola."
"Tell Gohan to stop teaching you such big words before you choke on one."
"Asshole!"
"Goku!"
Goku cringed and said, "Sorry Chich." and glared at Vegeta who was smirking in triumph.
"But I'm telling you this because I want you to enter."
"Well I don't know, I'll have to ask Chichi for permission-"
"Oh grow up Kakarot! You're one of the most powerful fighters in the universe and yet you can't even stand up to your own wife!"
Goku thought for a second.
"You're right but what do I do?"
Vegeta pointed towards the bedroom.
"You go in there right now and tell her that you're entering the tournament, no discussion about it!"
"You're right!", Goku said standing up.
"She can't boss me around, I'm gonna go in there right tell her that I'm entering the tournament!"
"Good for you, now get going!"
"Yes sir!"
And with that Goku marched into the bedroom. But once he got there he suddenly felt very afraid. What was Chichi going to say? She'd probably give him a flat no and tell him he was sleeping on the couch. He didn't want to sleep on the couch, he needed pussy! But Vegeta was right, he had to start standing up to her.
He approached the bed silently and kneeled by her side.
"Chichi?"
"What."
"I just came in here to tell you that I'm entering a martial arts tournament and there's nothing you can say or do to stop me."
"WHAT!!! HOW DARE YOU!! HERE I AM LYING STRICKEN WITH THE FLU AND YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME IN HERE AND TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO?!?!"
She forcefully grabbed his hair and Goku screamed, "VEGETA HELP!!!!"
Laughing quietly to himself, Vegeta was already well on his way back to Capsule Corporation.
