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Well, everything's been kinda laid out for this chapter, but well, yeah. Saturn Imp wanted to know why I stuck Sponge bob in the fic, and to tell you the truth, I only thought about it because my sister was watching it at the time. Well, there you have it. No, he won't be making an appearance in the rest of the fic, because Squidward is afraid to death of Bakura, men with white hair, and leather, and Sponge bob doesn't want to get pulverized, so I can safely discount those two. *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Bakura went home, where the satellite detonator was, and put it in his pocket. He wasn't wearing the leather, so he was blessed with the storage capacity of the denim pockets. He was also wearing one of his favorite shirts that said, "Guns don't kill people, I kill people." On the front of the shirt. It was black, and the writing was white, with dark red splatter all over them.
Bakura left the house, getting ready to pull the stunt. He had decided to walk to Jou's house, and tell them there was a free slurpie there, waiting for them. Of course, Yami was going to see right through this, so he would also say there was a sale on DM/MW cards. That would hook him. He got there, holding a ton of wrappers for DM/MW cards, and an empty slurpie container he got when he last went there. Of course, there would be no one knowing about it, as he had knocked out the guy behind the counter after saying he would get three dollars off anything because that day was "Girls Save" day. He walked up to the door, and knocked. Jou answered the door, as expected. "Hey, Bakura! Wazzup? He was holding a half full can of bud light. God, Bakura thought. It didn't take much to get him drunk. "They're giving away free slurpies at the 7-11! See?" He held up the empty container. Yami came to the door, with Shizuka, inquiring as to who it was. Yugi had a pair of women's underwear on his spiked head. He quickly realized what Bakura was staring at, and discarded it.
"What'd you want, Bakura?" asked Yami.
"He came to say there were free slurpies at 7-11!"Yelled Jou enthusiastically. Yami was not impressed.
"Really. That's all you have to say? You walked all the way here to tell us that?"
"There's also a sale on DM/MW cards there." He held up the empty wrappers.
"Thought you ought to know." Bakura smiled sweetly, and Yami seemed to fall for it. He put on a coat, and grabbed Shizuka's hand, which really pissed off Bakura, but he let the three pass. Jou locked the door, and Bakura made a mental note of the way the key was turned. He told them he was going to go get Ryou, and that he would meet them there, so they could spruce up their deck and duel. He set off the other way, and after the three turned the corner, he pushed the trigger. He heard a huge explosion, and heard cries from Jou, Shizuka, and Yami, as they grew faint. He knew they were there, so he didn't waste any time. He ran back to Jounouchi's house and pulled out a really expensive Swiss army knife out of his pocket. He had sneaked it from a store, wrapping it in foil so it didn't spring the alarm. It was worth over 200 dollars. He pulled out the knife, and shimmied the lock, and it easily popped open. He stepped inside the house, and noticed the discarded underwear on the floor. He stepped over it, thinking how perverted Yami was. He walked over to the coffee table, and pulled up the hanging tablecloth, and saw the safe there. He began working on the three locks. They were the kind where there's three numbers that you have to put in on a wheel. Silence is key, breaking into them. You can hear a tiny click when you hit the right number. He got the first lock open, then the second, and the third followed. He opened it, burning with excitement.
"Damn. I knew Yami was a perv, but I never thought he would go this far." Bakura thought to himself as he stared at the contents of the safe. *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* Well, CLIIF!! I love these things, but you all know I update often. I wrote Bakura's Secret all within the time frame of three days. The next chapter will be up soon, but I just might wait until I get at least five reviews on this chapter.. MWAHAHAHA! GO INSANENESS!!