Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing! Except of course, my stereo, my piano, my TV, my Nintendo.. Well, like it? All your guesses were wrong on who was behind Bakura. It was not Yami or Mouse, and it was definitely not Shadi. Well, I got five reviews, so I'm posting this. Who was it? Find out NOW!! *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Bakura turned around to see who had spoken to him. He saw nothing. He continued walking, passing it off as a hallucination. He heard it again.
"Give it to me NOW." He turned again, and swore he saw something moving behind a house. This time, he decided to go and see who was there. He went around to the back of the house, through a gate, and as soon as he stepped in, something grabbed him from behind, a surprisingly weak grip. He spun out of the grasp, and tackled the person onto the ground, and demanded to know who it was, as the person was wrapped in the black cape he was wearing. The dude wiggled a little bit, and a head poked out. A head with silvery white hair.
"I totally scared you!" Ryou was laughing really REALLY hard at the look on Bakura's face.
"I was waiting for you all night. Where the hell were you?" Ryou now had tears in his eyes, he was laughing so hard.
"I was in Katsuya's damn dryer! That's where I was. I got a real story to tell you, but not before I beat the stuffing out of you." But Ryou knew Bakura was joking, picking up the laughter in his voice. Bakura grabbed Ryou by the hood on his cape, and dragged the teary boy home.

Bakura went through the whole story, from top to bottom. Ryou informed Bakura that no one died from the blast, but someone lost a finger, and Mouse lost his slurpie machine, and began crying. After the two finished filling in the other on the day's events, Ryou went up to bed, and Bakura took a shower. He could have sworn he could still smell Jou on his hair. He went to sleep, thinking of how he wanted to catch Yami in the act.

"Hey, Bakura! Wake up! Someone's at the door for you! I think it's Malik! -" He heard Mouse cut off Ryou, and yell at him, telling him to call him Mouse. Bakura groaned a little, then dressed in his good leather outfit, and brushed his hair, which smelled strongly of raspberry, because he washed and rinsed his hair until the shampoo was gone. He went downstairs, to see Ryou arguing with Mouse over his controversial name. He broke the two up.
"What'd you doing here? This early?"
"What the hell do you mean early? It's already 1:00! I stopped by to see if you could help me with something. Maybe at my house, we could talk?" Bakura didn't even want to consider going back to that oven.
"We can talk in the basement. It's cool down there." They went into the basement to talk, and Ryou went to making lunch.

The basement was, unlike Jou's basement, well furnished and well lit. There was a fireplace, but the only thing in it was ash, and a half burnt log. They sat down, Bakura sitting on a couch, swinging, and crossing his legs on the coffee table in front of it. Mouse sat on a wicker chair close to the couch.
"Well, I've got evidence to believe Yami's-" Mouse started.
"With Shizuka, is that what you were going to say?" Ended Bakura, a slight smile on his face. Mouse had a look of total surprise on his face. Bakura guessed he was right, and indeed, he was.
"Yeah, how did you know? It doesn't matter, really, just I need your help proving it." Mouse just wanted to embarrass Yami, as did Bakura, so they began working something out.
About thirty minutes later, Ryou told them lunch was ready. They went upstairs, to a really good smelling kitchen, and began to tell Ryou what they had planned.
"We know Yami's there almost every night, as the light is on in Shizuka's room until about 11:00, and Mouse here always sees a head of spikes as a silouhette through the yellow curtains in the window. What we could do, is find a way to get Jounouchi out of the house one night, and sneak in, open the door, and have camera ready." Bakura explained the whole thing with a smug smile on his face.
"All this sounds great, Bakura, it's just, well, how are you getting Jou out of his own house at 11:00 at night?" Ryou asked, with a smile that said, "I've foiled your plan."
"Easy. We are going to let out his cat, and wait for it to run, and Jou will go after it, no matter how late it is. He loves that goddamn cat. I've got the knowledge that that cat is always in the dryer, which is in the basement, so I'll go in there at about 10:00, and let the cat loose." Bakura said in a voice that said, "You have to try harder, Ryou. I'm not dumb."
"You haven't heard the best part, though. Were doing it tonight." Said Mouse, in an evil voice filled with anticipation. *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* So, what do you think? I absolutely love this. They're going to catch Yami in the act! How do you think this is going to go? PLZ R&R and tell me what you think!!