Tidus' Great Adventure
Weed Killer!
We ran up the steps (all 1000 of them!) and Wakka in a posh matter-of-fact voice said "The great Lord Ohalland trained on these steps, ya.
'Shut up.' I thought to myself.
Then I whispered to Lulu (who had WAY too many belts!) "Will this guy ever shut up?"
We got to the top and a giant cabbage with two giant carrots (with broccoli on top) that Wakka called 'Sinspawn' (there he goes again!) burst out of the ground and tried to poke me to death!
I decided to get revenge and stuck my finger up at it (the stupid game blurred it out! ARRGH!) And it didn't work so Lulu threw a teddy at it.
The teddy did absolutely nothing so Lulu cast fire on it. The carrots sucked it up and whipped her ass.
She giggled, asked it out on a date but it refused and she ran off crying!
Yuna ran up to it and gave it a lick of a lollipop she carries everywhere ('Why?')
Then she swung it about and a bird flew out of the sky.
When it landed the carrot strangled it and it died!
Strange green things (probably toxic waste) flew out of it so Wakka hit the cabbage with a bouncy ball.
The cabbage farted on us and we all nearly fainted.
Kimahri came out with the heavy artillery (WEED KILLER!!!)
He shot the carrots and the cabbages leaves fell off.
Under the leaves was.
A GIANT BRUSSEL SPROUT!!!
I ran up to it with my sword and chopped off its head.
Before Yuna went for the fiery dog thingy at the temple we all ate brussel sprouts using the fire which Lulu had made using a combination of fire magic an her teddy!
That was fun wasn't it!!!
The usual disclaimer stuff about me not owning anything about FF10 apart from the game!
Weed Killer!
We ran up the steps (all 1000 of them!) and Wakka in a posh matter-of-fact voice said "The great Lord Ohalland trained on these steps, ya.
'Shut up.' I thought to myself.
Then I whispered to Lulu (who had WAY too many belts!) "Will this guy ever shut up?"
We got to the top and a giant cabbage with two giant carrots (with broccoli on top) that Wakka called 'Sinspawn' (there he goes again!) burst out of the ground and tried to poke me to death!
I decided to get revenge and stuck my finger up at it (the stupid game blurred it out! ARRGH!) And it didn't work so Lulu threw a teddy at it.
The teddy did absolutely nothing so Lulu cast fire on it. The carrots sucked it up and whipped her ass.
She giggled, asked it out on a date but it refused and she ran off crying!
Yuna ran up to it and gave it a lick of a lollipop she carries everywhere ('Why?')
Then she swung it about and a bird flew out of the sky.
When it landed the carrot strangled it and it died!
Strange green things (probably toxic waste) flew out of it so Wakka hit the cabbage with a bouncy ball.
The cabbage farted on us and we all nearly fainted.
Kimahri came out with the heavy artillery (WEED KILLER!!!)
He shot the carrots and the cabbages leaves fell off.
Under the leaves was.
A GIANT BRUSSEL SPROUT!!!
I ran up to it with my sword and chopped off its head.
Before Yuna went for the fiery dog thingy at the temple we all ate brussel sprouts using the fire which Lulu had made using a combination of fire magic an her teddy!
That was fun wasn't it!!!
The usual disclaimer stuff about me not owning anything about FF10 apart from the game!
