DECK THE HALLS

Deck the halls with poison ivy
Falalalala, lala, lala
'Tis the season to be naughty
Falalalala, lala, lala
Light the Christmas tree on fire
Falala, lalala, lalala
Put the gerbils in the blender
Falalalala, lala, lala

Second verse:

Put red dye on Grandma's undies
Falalalala, lala, lala
Tie up all of Sister's scrunchies
Falalalala, lala, lala
Break a window, light a fire
Falala, lalala, lalala
Pop all of Dad's car's tires
Falalalala, lala, lala

Third verse:

Put dynamite in Christmas pudding
Falalalala, lala, lala
Make your uncle lose his footing
Falalalala, lala, lala
Eat a pile of dung with mustard
Falala, lalala, lalala
Soapitize your Grandpa's custard
Falalalala, lala, lala