Disclaimer: I'll neva own hamtaro and the faerie *YAWN*

odd parents.

Kick'n Butt

Chapter 3

Pack'n Up

Kimi:Sry I didnt write this chappe in a while! ^^ Now another

round of guess the narrator!

Narrator: Yippe! That ouch.

Kimi:O.o

Jeri:Vicky?

Kimi:nope!

Jack: *still laughing* I just read the site. Its *laughs* Cozmo

Kimi-nopies! No one on the show is called "Cozmo".

Jack:Commo!

Kimi:nopeies

Jack:uh.... WANDA!! MR. TURNER! AHH!! *runs away

like a mad child*

Everyone:*whathing like idiots*

Kimi:Uh... anyon-

Durene:BINGO! Its Cosmo.

Kimi:YAY! Its right! You win.... a FREE SHOPPING

SPREE AT TOYS A RUS!!!

Silence. *crickets chirp* (I actually want a cricket. ^___^)

Durene:....AHH!! *bashes outta there, leaving a mark on the wall*

Kimi:*flinches* thats gotta hurt... anyway, on with the show!!

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All:bada bada bada bada....

Charlotte:Finally the clubby! *dindong*

Boss:*sleepy* hello? Beauty producs? *does a funny sleepily

stare*

Sharon:noo! Where are the hamhams?

Boss:Its 12:00PM.

Maggie:*starring at watch* Actually its 12:01. *giggles*

Boss:probally still at home. The'll come *yawn* in an hour.

Charlotte:no! We need em now! There's some problem

of some wish and you guys and the hams havta help! Plus

we dont have as much brains as you guys do anyway. ^^

Everyone except Charlotte and Boss: -_-'

Boss:Fine. I'll help your little friend. I'll *yawn* get ba-

Snapple:THE PARENTS OFFER COOL REWARDS!

Boss:*zaps in* *zaps out* Ok! When do we start!?

Kujiru:*holding map* the closest is... Oxy's house!

then Hamtaro's... actually the closest is Boss's.

*looks up*

Kujiru:^__________^ great! Now we dont need to look

for ya!

Boss:*gives her a death glare*

Minnie Mouse:Cant we just split up?

Charlotte:okies! Me and Sillie go to Sandy, Boss and Mel

go to Bijou's, Stephy and Sharon go to Pashy,... just figure

it out. O.o actually you get my point.

All:ok! *leave*

Sillie and Charlotte:bada bada bada...

Sillie:cant we just take stan?

Charlotte:okies! ^____________________^ *ding dong*

(oh yeah. They are jiiinka's now)

Sandy: *brushing teeth* STAN!! GET IT!!

Stan:*admiring a girlham on a magazine*

Sandy:STAN???

Stan:Whateva. *takes baby steps to the door on purpose*

Charlotte:*whispering* they wont come if we tell em

why they REALLY need ta come. Tell em... urm.. that-

(door opens)

Sillie:HI! HI! HI! COME TO THE CLUBBY! FUN FUN

FU-

Stan:*closes door*

Sandy:who was it?

Stan:*eyes glued now*

Sandy:STAN??

Silence

Sandy:STANLEY!?

Trixi: like, it was a odd quincidence that at that point, Stan

went to the bathroom

Sandy:ugh... *still brushing*

Charlotte:Sillie!

Sillie:what?

Charlotte:You ate sugar didnt you?

Sillie:.... *burp*

(door opens)

Sandy:hello?

Charlotte:You hav to help us! Timmy Turner is in trouble!

Sillie:^^ BIIGGGGGGGGGG reward!

Sandy:at oon!!

*zooms in* *zooms out*

Sandy:Stan!

Stan:*trying not to watch. But is anyway. lol*

Charlotte:gah. STEPHIE, MEL, BIJOU, PASHY'll be there!

Stan:*zooms out* *zooms in*

All:O.o

Sandy:*draggs him out*

Charlotte:you guys go to the clubhouse. Just... do something!

We'll all be back soon!

Sandy and Stan:ok! *go to the clubby*

Sillie:^^ Lets visit Bijou's! She's not... very far. Lets go!! ^^

Both:*walk to Bijou's*

Sillie:hi Boss and Mel!

Charlotte:why arent you getting Bijou?

Mel:there's some puppy there!

Charlotte:what did it do to you?

Mel:I dont know. O_o

Charlotte:^_^ I'll get her! It'll be just like Kimi's other pets,

Gladys and Oddball. (puppies. Mine! MUHAHAHA!)

*walks in*

(Maria shut the window. :P lol.)

Charlotte:gulp. Bada bada bada bada. oopa, oopa (100th oopa)

oohh... soo tired! (climed the stairs. lol)

Prinsess(or whateva the puppy is called):Woof Woof!

Charlotte: :P Nye Nya! Na boo boo!

Prinsess:*looking offended*

Charlotte:uh oh. AHH!! *runs like an idiot* oof! *hits a door*

Prinsess:woof woof! *runs after*

Charlotte:cool! I'm dog food! *Pauses* O.o AHH! *runs

in the door just in time*

Prinsess:ompwoof!(a dog "omp" lol) *hits the door*

Charlotte:*looking up* What room is t-MARIA'S MOM!

SHE'S GONNA SQUISH ME!! AHH!!*runs outside*

Maria's mom:*walks outside*

Prinsess:woof! *chases Charlotte*

Maria's mom:PRINSESS!! NOO RUNNING! *chases Prinsess

cheetah speed*

Charlotte:I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! AHH!! *bumps into

something* h- HEY! BIJOU! I'VE BEEN LOOKING

FOR YA! *hugs tha girl like crazy*

Bijou:Wha?*pulls her off*

Maria's mom: bad puppy! Or dog... whateva! *takes

her away*

Prinsess:*does a sad bark*

Maria:Has anyone seen Bijou?

Maria's Mom:I dont know... maybe-

Bijou:What iz ze problem?

Charlotte:*outta breath* Need... go... clubhouse...

Maria:Bijou! Where are you?

Bijou:oh! sorry but I hafe to go back to Maria.

Charlotte:but...

Bijou:No butts.

Boss:She's taking a year there!

Sillie:I can help! Mel! Tell me if anythings wrong.

Mel: *opens fortune cookie* Maria is looking for Bijou!

Bijou cant come.... Maria will get... sad! WAA!!*cries*

Boss:*cries*

Sillie:*conks them with coconuts* Hello? Any "powers"

spring a flea to ya?

Silence

Sillie:ahh!! *makes and puts a stunt double of Bijou in Bijou's

cage* Now Mel!

Mel:*thows cookie*

Sillie:*swings a bat*

Mel:it goes, it goes it migh- make it... *cats sceech*

Sillie:^^ lets try again!

Mel:k. *thows cookie*

Sillie:*swings bat*

Boss:YAY! It made it! Lets just sit and wait...

Bijou:*got bonked by a fortune cookie* Oww! My-

hare!.... hmm... wat iz zis?

Charlotte:It must be Mel's! She's the only hamham that....

has fortune cookies 'n stuff! It might be a time of need!

Bijou:Okay, if it iz safe.

Charlotte:O.o what ISN'T safe?

Bijou:*starts naming some* (after 7 minutes) *opens cookie*

Charlotte:ooh! *grabbs the cookie part and eats it*

Bijou:Come to ze club house... Maria wont worryz, Ask

quiestionz later. From, Mel

Charlotte:cool! NOW can we get out before-

Prinsess:*ducks to where the hams are* woof!

Charlotte:danger happens... -_-'

Bijou: itz me, Bijou! re-

Prinsess:WOOF!! *swings them all around* *lets go*

Bijou and Charlotte:AHHH!! oof.. *landed on the floor

near Maria's room*

Bijou:^^ Ribbonz! *runs in* *runs out*

Charlotte:okies.... now can we get outta here?

Bijou:*smiling* ze funner way....

Prinsess:woof!

Charlotte:ahh!!

Prinsess:*picks em up and spins them*

Bijou and Charlotte:*land right infront of the main door*

Charlotte:*dizzy* soo... dizzy.. *pukes*

Magical mystical ham maid outta nowhere: *cleans it up*

*leaves*

Charlotte:O.o

Bijou:*fixing ribbons* Ok! Lets go out! *opens door*

Boss:YAY! Bijou! We've been waiting!

Mel: we're guineses! *high fives Sillie*

Sillie:^^

Mel:WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT!!??

Sillie:what? ^^

Mel:^^ that!

Charlotte:oh. She ate sugar.

Sillie:*burps again*

Bijou: I'll go to ze clubhouse to stay with zee hams.

Boss:I'll go back to the clubhouse too!

*they leave*

Charlotte:okies! Come on Sillie and Mel! Off to Hamtaro's!

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Kimi:CHOCOLATTE MUFFINS! This chappe is SOO funny.

lol. Now Its time for guess the hamhams!!

Narrator:Have fun with your new sitter!! ^^

Erika:Kimi!

Kimi:O.o that's disturbing. No.

Whitney:Chester!

Kimi:not close. no.

Misty:MR. TURNER!

Kimi:soooo!!! close!

Laura Haruna:MRS. TURNER!

Kimi:winna! You win a hamster wheel!

Laura:yay! Mom! look I'm on tv!

Mrs Haruna(Mariam(or howeva ya spell it)):*faints*

Kimi:anyway, you win a hamster ham wheel!

Laura:n_n now I wonder what hamtaro i'll get for christmas...

Hamtaro:nooo!!!

Kimi:lol. Hoped ya liked it! ^^ Please R+R, no flames(what

eva they mean. :P) Oh yeah. Make up a hamham. Tell

me things about em. Also your email adress cause what if

the info wasnt enough? O_o(i luv "O.o, O_o") Oh. Also

about the owner. ^^ See ya next time!