Disclaimer: I'll neva own hamtaro and the faerie *YAWN*
odd parents.
Kick'n Butt
Chapter 3
Pack'n Up
Kimi:Sry I didnt write this chappe in a while! ^^ Now another
round of guess the narrator!
Narrator: Yippe! That ouch.
Kimi:O.o
Jeri:Vicky?
Kimi:nope!
Jack: *still laughing* I just read the site. Its *laughs* Cozmo
Kimi-nopies! No one on the show is called "Cozmo".
Jack:Commo!
Kimi:nopeies
Jack:uh.... WANDA!! MR. TURNER! AHH!! *runs away
like a mad child*
Everyone:*whathing like idiots*
Kimi:Uh... anyon-
Durene:BINGO! Its Cosmo.
Kimi:YAY! Its right! You win.... a FREE SHOPPING
SPREE AT TOYS A RUS!!!
Silence. *crickets chirp* (I actually want a cricket. ^___^)
Durene:....AHH!! *bashes outta there, leaving a mark on the wall*
Kimi:*flinches* thats gotta hurt... anyway, on with the show!!
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All:bada bada bada bada....
Charlotte:Finally the clubby! *dindong*
Boss:*sleepy* hello? Beauty producs? *does a funny sleepily
stare*
Sharon:noo! Where are the hamhams?
Boss:Its 12:00PM.
Maggie:*starring at watch* Actually its 12:01. *giggles*
Boss:probally still at home. The'll come *yawn* in an hour.
Charlotte:no! We need em now! There's some problem
of some wish and you guys and the hams havta help! Plus
we dont have as much brains as you guys do anyway. ^^
Everyone except Charlotte and Boss: -_-'
Boss:Fine. I'll help your little friend. I'll *yawn* get ba-
Snapple:THE PARENTS OFFER COOL REWARDS!
Boss:*zaps in* *zaps out* Ok! When do we start!?
Kujiru:*holding map* the closest is... Oxy's house!
then Hamtaro's... actually the closest is Boss's.
*looks up*
Kujiru:^__________^ great! Now we dont need to look
for ya!
Boss:*gives her a death glare*
Minnie Mouse:Cant we just split up?
Charlotte:okies! Me and Sillie go to Sandy, Boss and Mel
go to Bijou's, Stephy and Sharon go to Pashy,... just figure
it out. O.o actually you get my point.
All:ok! *leave*
Sillie and Charlotte:bada bada bada...
Sillie:cant we just take stan?
Charlotte:okies! ^____________________^ *ding dong*
(oh yeah. They are jiiinka's now)
Sandy: *brushing teeth* STAN!! GET IT!!
Stan:*admiring a girlham on a magazine*
Sandy:STAN???
Stan:Whateva. *takes baby steps to the door on purpose*
Charlotte:*whispering* they wont come if we tell em
why they REALLY need ta come. Tell em... urm.. that-
(door opens)
Sillie:HI! HI! HI! COME TO THE CLUBBY! FUN FUN
FU-
Stan:*closes door*
Sandy:who was it?
Stan:*eyes glued now*
Sandy:STAN??
Silence
Sandy:STANLEY!?
Trixi: like, it was a odd quincidence that at that point, Stan
went to the bathroom
Sandy:ugh... *still brushing*
Charlotte:Sillie!
Sillie:what?
Charlotte:You ate sugar didnt you?
Sillie:.... *burp*
(door opens)
Sandy:hello?
Charlotte:You hav to help us! Timmy Turner is in trouble!
Sillie:^^ BIIGGGGGGGGGG reward!
Sandy:at oon!!
*zooms in* *zooms out*
Sandy:Stan!
Stan:*trying not to watch. But is anyway. lol*
Charlotte:gah. STEPHIE, MEL, BIJOU, PASHY'll be there!
Stan:*zooms out* *zooms in*
All:O.o
Sandy:*draggs him out*
Charlotte:you guys go to the clubhouse. Just... do something!
We'll all be back soon!
Sandy and Stan:ok! *go to the clubby*
Sillie:^^ Lets visit Bijou's! She's not... very far. Lets go!! ^^
Both:*walk to Bijou's*
Sillie:hi Boss and Mel!
Charlotte:why arent you getting Bijou?
Mel:there's some puppy there!
Charlotte:what did it do to you?
Mel:I dont know. O_o
Charlotte:^_^ I'll get her! It'll be just like Kimi's other pets,
Gladys and Oddball. (puppies. Mine! MUHAHAHA!)
*walks in*
(Maria shut the window. :P lol.)
Charlotte:gulp. Bada bada bada bada. oopa, oopa (100th oopa)
oohh... soo tired! (climed the stairs. lol)
Prinsess(or whateva the puppy is called):Woof Woof!
Charlotte: :P Nye Nya! Na boo boo!
Prinsess:*looking offended*
Charlotte:uh oh. AHH!! *runs like an idiot* oof! *hits a door*
Prinsess:woof woof! *runs after*
Charlotte:cool! I'm dog food! *Pauses* O.o AHH! *runs
in the door just in time*
Prinsess:ompwoof!(a dog "omp" lol) *hits the door*
Charlotte:*looking up* What room is t-MARIA'S MOM!
SHE'S GONNA SQUISH ME!! AHH!!*runs outside*
Maria's mom:*walks outside*
Prinsess:woof! *chases Charlotte*
Maria's mom:PRINSESS!! NOO RUNNING! *chases Prinsess
cheetah speed*
Charlotte:I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! AHH!! *bumps into
something* h- HEY! BIJOU! I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YA! *hugs tha girl like crazy*
Bijou:Wha?*pulls her off*
Maria's mom: bad puppy! Or dog... whateva! *takes
her away*
Prinsess:*does a sad bark*
Maria:Has anyone seen Bijou?
Maria's Mom:I dont know... maybe-
Bijou:What iz ze problem?
Charlotte:*outta breath* Need... go... clubhouse...
Maria:Bijou! Where are you?
Bijou:oh! sorry but I hafe to go back to Maria.
Charlotte:but...
Bijou:No butts.
Boss:She's taking a year there!
Sillie:I can help! Mel! Tell me if anythings wrong.
Mel: *opens fortune cookie* Maria is looking for Bijou!
Bijou cant come.... Maria will get... sad! WAA!!*cries*
Boss:*cries*
Sillie:*conks them with coconuts* Hello? Any "powers"
spring a flea to ya?
Silence
Sillie:ahh!! *makes and puts a stunt double of Bijou in Bijou's
cage* Now Mel!
Mel:*thows cookie*
Sillie:*swings a bat*
Mel:it goes, it goes it migh- make it... *cats sceech*
Sillie:^^ lets try again!
Mel:k. *thows cookie*
Sillie:*swings bat*
Boss:YAY! It made it! Lets just sit and wait...
Bijou:*got bonked by a fortune cookie* Oww! My-
hare!.... hmm... wat iz zis?
Charlotte:It must be Mel's! She's the only hamham that....
has fortune cookies 'n stuff! It might be a time of need!
Bijou:Okay, if it iz safe.
Charlotte:O.o what ISN'T safe?
Bijou:*starts naming some* (after 7 minutes) *opens cookie*
Charlotte:ooh! *grabbs the cookie part and eats it*
Bijou:Come to ze club house... Maria wont worryz, Ask
quiestionz later. From, Mel
Charlotte:cool! NOW can we get out before-
Prinsess:*ducks to where the hams are* woof!
Charlotte:danger happens... -_-'
Bijou: itz me, Bijou! re-
Prinsess:WOOF!! *swings them all around* *lets go*
Bijou and Charlotte:AHHH!! oof.. *landed on the floor
near Maria's room*
Bijou:^^ Ribbonz! *runs in* *runs out*
Charlotte:okies.... now can we get outta here?
Bijou:*smiling* ze funner way....
Prinsess:woof!
Charlotte:ahh!!
Prinsess:*picks em up and spins them*
Bijou and Charlotte:*land right infront of the main door*
Charlotte:*dizzy* soo... dizzy.. *pukes*
Magical mystical ham maid outta nowhere: *cleans it up*
*leaves*
Charlotte:O.o
Bijou:*fixing ribbons* Ok! Lets go out! *opens door*
Boss:YAY! Bijou! We've been waiting!
Mel: we're guineses! *high fives Sillie*
Sillie:^^
Mel:WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT!!??
Sillie:what? ^^
Mel:^^ that!
Charlotte:oh. She ate sugar.
Sillie:*burps again*
Bijou: I'll go to ze clubhouse to stay with zee hams.
Boss:I'll go back to the clubhouse too!
*they leave*
Charlotte:okies! Come on Sillie and Mel! Off to Hamtaro's!
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Kimi:CHOCOLATTE MUFFINS! This chappe is SOO funny.
lol. Now Its time for guess the hamhams!!
Narrator:Have fun with your new sitter!! ^^
Erika:Kimi!
Kimi:O.o that's disturbing. No.
Whitney:Chester!
Kimi:not close. no.
Misty:MR. TURNER!
Kimi:soooo!!! close!
Laura Haruna:MRS. TURNER!
Kimi:winna! You win a hamster wheel!
Laura:yay! Mom! look I'm on tv!
Mrs Haruna(Mariam(or howeva ya spell it)):*faints*
Kimi:anyway, you win a hamster ham wheel!
Laura:n_n now I wonder what hamtaro i'll get for christmas...
Hamtaro:nooo!!!
Kimi:lol. Hoped ya liked it! ^^ Please R+R, no flames(what
eva they mean. :P) Oh yeah. Make up a hamham. Tell
me things about em. Also your email adress cause what if
the info wasnt enough? O_o(i luv "O.o, O_o") Oh. Also
about the owner. ^^ See ya next time!
odd parents.
Kick'n Butt
Chapter 3
Pack'n Up
Kimi:Sry I didnt write this chappe in a while! ^^ Now another
round of guess the narrator!
Narrator: Yippe! That ouch.
Kimi:O.o
Jeri:Vicky?
Kimi:nope!
Jack: *still laughing* I just read the site. Its *laughs* Cozmo
Kimi-nopies! No one on the show is called "Cozmo".
Jack:Commo!
Kimi:nopeies
Jack:uh.... WANDA!! MR. TURNER! AHH!! *runs away
like a mad child*
Everyone:*whathing like idiots*
Kimi:Uh... anyon-
Durene:BINGO! Its Cosmo.
Kimi:YAY! Its right! You win.... a FREE SHOPPING
SPREE AT TOYS A RUS!!!
Silence. *crickets chirp* (I actually want a cricket. ^___^)
Durene:....AHH!! *bashes outta there, leaving a mark on the wall*
Kimi:*flinches* thats gotta hurt... anyway, on with the show!!
**************************************************
All:bada bada bada bada....
Charlotte:Finally the clubby! *dindong*
Boss:*sleepy* hello? Beauty producs? *does a funny sleepily
stare*
Sharon:noo! Where are the hamhams?
Boss:Its 12:00PM.
Maggie:*starring at watch* Actually its 12:01. *giggles*
Boss:probally still at home. The'll come *yawn* in an hour.
Charlotte:no! We need em now! There's some problem
of some wish and you guys and the hams havta help! Plus
we dont have as much brains as you guys do anyway. ^^
Everyone except Charlotte and Boss: -_-'
Boss:Fine. I'll help your little friend. I'll *yawn* get ba-
Snapple:THE PARENTS OFFER COOL REWARDS!
Boss:*zaps in* *zaps out* Ok! When do we start!?
Kujiru:*holding map* the closest is... Oxy's house!
then Hamtaro's... actually the closest is Boss's.
*looks up*
Kujiru:^__________^ great! Now we dont need to look
for ya!
Boss:*gives her a death glare*
Minnie Mouse:Cant we just split up?
Charlotte:okies! Me and Sillie go to Sandy, Boss and Mel
go to Bijou's, Stephy and Sharon go to Pashy,... just figure
it out. O.o actually you get my point.
All:ok! *leave*
Sillie and Charlotte:bada bada bada...
Sillie:cant we just take stan?
Charlotte:okies! ^____________________^ *ding dong*
(oh yeah. They are jiiinka's now)
Sandy: *brushing teeth* STAN!! GET IT!!
Stan:*admiring a girlham on a magazine*
Sandy:STAN???
Stan:Whateva. *takes baby steps to the door on purpose*
Charlotte:*whispering* they wont come if we tell em
why they REALLY need ta come. Tell em... urm.. that-
(door opens)
Sillie:HI! HI! HI! COME TO THE CLUBBY! FUN FUN
FU-
Stan:*closes door*
Sandy:who was it?
Stan:*eyes glued now*
Sandy:STAN??
Silence
Sandy:STANLEY!?
Trixi: like, it was a odd quincidence that at that point, Stan
went to the bathroom
Sandy:ugh... *still brushing*
Charlotte:Sillie!
Sillie:what?
Charlotte:You ate sugar didnt you?
Sillie:.... *burp*
(door opens)
Sandy:hello?
Charlotte:You hav to help us! Timmy Turner is in trouble!
Sillie:^^ BIIGGGGGGGGGG reward!
Sandy:at oon!!
*zooms in* *zooms out*
Sandy:Stan!
Stan:*trying not to watch. But is anyway. lol*
Charlotte:gah. STEPHIE, MEL, BIJOU, PASHY'll be there!
Stan:*zooms out* *zooms in*
All:O.o
Sandy:*draggs him out*
Charlotte:you guys go to the clubhouse. Just... do something!
We'll all be back soon!
Sandy and Stan:ok! *go to the clubby*
Sillie:^^ Lets visit Bijou's! She's not... very far. Lets go!! ^^
Both:*walk to Bijou's*
Sillie:hi Boss and Mel!
Charlotte:why arent you getting Bijou?
Mel:there's some puppy there!
Charlotte:what did it do to you?
Mel:I dont know. O_o
Charlotte:^_^ I'll get her! It'll be just like Kimi's other pets,
Gladys and Oddball. (puppies. Mine! MUHAHAHA!)
*walks in*
(Maria shut the window. :P lol.)
Charlotte:gulp. Bada bada bada bada. oopa, oopa (100th oopa)
oohh... soo tired! (climed the stairs. lol)
Prinsess(or whateva the puppy is called):Woof Woof!
Charlotte: :P Nye Nya! Na boo boo!
Prinsess:*looking offended*
Charlotte:uh oh. AHH!! *runs like an idiot* oof! *hits a door*
Prinsess:woof woof! *runs after*
Charlotte:cool! I'm dog food! *Pauses* O.o AHH! *runs
in the door just in time*
Prinsess:ompwoof!(a dog "omp" lol) *hits the door*
Charlotte:*looking up* What room is t-MARIA'S MOM!
SHE'S GONNA SQUISH ME!! AHH!!*runs outside*
Maria's mom:*walks outside*
Prinsess:woof! *chases Charlotte*
Maria's mom:PRINSESS!! NOO RUNNING! *chases Prinsess
cheetah speed*
Charlotte:I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! AHH!! *bumps into
something* h- HEY! BIJOU! I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YA! *hugs tha girl like crazy*
Bijou:Wha?*pulls her off*
Maria's mom: bad puppy! Or dog... whateva! *takes
her away*
Prinsess:*does a sad bark*
Maria:Has anyone seen Bijou?
Maria's Mom:I dont know... maybe-
Bijou:What iz ze problem?
Charlotte:*outta breath* Need... go... clubhouse...
Maria:Bijou! Where are you?
Bijou:oh! sorry but I hafe to go back to Maria.
Charlotte:but...
Bijou:No butts.
Boss:She's taking a year there!
Sillie:I can help! Mel! Tell me if anythings wrong.
Mel: *opens fortune cookie* Maria is looking for Bijou!
Bijou cant come.... Maria will get... sad! WAA!!*cries*
Boss:*cries*
Sillie:*conks them with coconuts* Hello? Any "powers"
spring a flea to ya?
Silence
Sillie:ahh!! *makes and puts a stunt double of Bijou in Bijou's
cage* Now Mel!
Mel:*thows cookie*
Sillie:*swings a bat*
Mel:it goes, it goes it migh- make it... *cats sceech*
Sillie:^^ lets try again!
Mel:k. *thows cookie*
Sillie:*swings bat*
Boss:YAY! It made it! Lets just sit and wait...
Bijou:*got bonked by a fortune cookie* Oww! My-
hare!.... hmm... wat iz zis?
Charlotte:It must be Mel's! She's the only hamham that....
has fortune cookies 'n stuff! It might be a time of need!
Bijou:Okay, if it iz safe.
Charlotte:O.o what ISN'T safe?
Bijou:*starts naming some* (after 7 minutes) *opens cookie*
Charlotte:ooh! *grabbs the cookie part and eats it*
Bijou:Come to ze club house... Maria wont worryz, Ask
quiestionz later. From, Mel
Charlotte:cool! NOW can we get out before-
Prinsess:*ducks to where the hams are* woof!
Charlotte:danger happens... -_-'
Bijou: itz me, Bijou! re-
Prinsess:WOOF!! *swings them all around* *lets go*
Bijou and Charlotte:AHHH!! oof.. *landed on the floor
near Maria's room*
Bijou:^^ Ribbonz! *runs in* *runs out*
Charlotte:okies.... now can we get outta here?
Bijou:*smiling* ze funner way....
Prinsess:woof!
Charlotte:ahh!!
Prinsess:*picks em up and spins them*
Bijou and Charlotte:*land right infront of the main door*
Charlotte:*dizzy* soo... dizzy.. *pukes*
Magical mystical ham maid outta nowhere: *cleans it up*
*leaves*
Charlotte:O.o
Bijou:*fixing ribbons* Ok! Lets go out! *opens door*
Boss:YAY! Bijou! We've been waiting!
Mel: we're guineses! *high fives Sillie*
Sillie:^^
Mel:WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT!!??
Sillie:what? ^^
Mel:^^ that!
Charlotte:oh. She ate sugar.
Sillie:*burps again*
Bijou: I'll go to ze clubhouse to stay with zee hams.
Boss:I'll go back to the clubhouse too!
*they leave*
Charlotte:okies! Come on Sillie and Mel! Off to Hamtaro's!
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Kimi:CHOCOLATTE MUFFINS! This chappe is SOO funny.
lol. Now Its time for guess the hamhams!!
Narrator:Have fun with your new sitter!! ^^
Erika:Kimi!
Kimi:O.o that's disturbing. No.
Whitney:Chester!
Kimi:not close. no.
Misty:MR. TURNER!
Kimi:soooo!!! close!
Laura Haruna:MRS. TURNER!
Kimi:winna! You win a hamster wheel!
Laura:yay! Mom! look I'm on tv!
Mrs Haruna(Mariam(or howeva ya spell it)):*faints*
Kimi:anyway, you win a hamster ham wheel!
Laura:n_n now I wonder what hamtaro i'll get for christmas...
Hamtaro:nooo!!!
Kimi:lol. Hoped ya liked it! ^^ Please R+R, no flames(what
eva they mean. :P) Oh yeah. Make up a hamham. Tell
me things about em. Also your email adress cause what if
the info wasnt enough? O_o(i luv "O.o, O_o") Oh. Also
about the owner. ^^ See ya next time!
