Harry held out his free hand and yelled "Accio Firebolt!!!" and hoped to
hell that his broom would come to him. Sure enough, it did. Harry jumped
on. This was a huge mistake because he wasn't wearing a jockstrap like he
usually did. "OWWW!!" he yelled while everyone laughed. "OW OW OW OW!!
Mommy!!!!!" Harry jumped back off the broom and pulled the tie out of the
robe. He tied the bag of sex things to his Firebolt and told the broom to
fly away, patting it. He was losing his best friend and his sex toys. The
broom whizzed off into the dark night, going west. Harry had a glimmer of
hope, thinking that maybe it would go to Grimmauld Place and he could
retrieve it later. His thoughts went back to reality quickly when he felt a
draft round his privates. Oh, no!! His robes had fallen off and everyone in
the tower was looking at him! Professor Umbridge strode over to him, as
usual with a bow in her hair and a hideous pink cardigan over her nighttime
robes. "Well, well, well," she said in that ANNOYING girlish voice of hers.
"Potter, I think a week of detentions and three days of being chained up by
Mr. Filch is in order?"
"Err.Yes...Of course," Harry stammered. Bondage with Filch? Maybe he should rape people more often. But then he remembered. He HADN'T raped Draco. What was Drakey playing at? Harry turned around to face the professors and Draco, only to remember that he had no clothes on and they now had a clear view of EVERYTHING. Harry shot his hands down there, saying, "Draco, I didn't rape you. You agreed to all this!" Professor Dumbledore spoke over him, "That is ENOUGH! Two weeks detention and six days chained up by Filch." Harry was thinking about his options. It seemed that every time he fought back his sentence got doubled. He really liked the sound of bondage with Filch. He decided that he would try to get the detention lifted, because he didn't want to do a month's worth of detentions with Umbridge just to get enough of the bondage.
"Professor, I think that the detention should be lifted. I mean, don't you think that bon-chaining up with Filch is punishment enough? He really is rough, and.He'll do it right.yeah, he knows what I want.DESERVE! What I DESERVE!" Harry thought to himself, 'OK shut up now Potter, keep it in your pants. Oh, wait, I haven't got any pants on.' He stopped talking as Dumbledore pondered this offer.
"Harry, you are absolutely right. However, to make your punishment with Filch more severe, you will have two months of chaining up with him. And," Dumbledore continued, "All of us, save for Draco, will be present."
"Err.Yes...Of course," Harry stammered. Bondage with Filch? Maybe he should rape people more often. But then he remembered. He HADN'T raped Draco. What was Drakey playing at? Harry turned around to face the professors and Draco, only to remember that he had no clothes on and they now had a clear view of EVERYTHING. Harry shot his hands down there, saying, "Draco, I didn't rape you. You agreed to all this!" Professor Dumbledore spoke over him, "That is ENOUGH! Two weeks detention and six days chained up by Filch." Harry was thinking about his options. It seemed that every time he fought back his sentence got doubled. He really liked the sound of bondage with Filch. He decided that he would try to get the detention lifted, because he didn't want to do a month's worth of detentions with Umbridge just to get enough of the bondage.
"Professor, I think that the detention should be lifted. I mean, don't you think that bon-chaining up with Filch is punishment enough? He really is rough, and.He'll do it right.yeah, he knows what I want.DESERVE! What I DESERVE!" Harry thought to himself, 'OK shut up now Potter, keep it in your pants. Oh, wait, I haven't got any pants on.' He stopped talking as Dumbledore pondered this offer.
"Harry, you are absolutely right. However, to make your punishment with Filch more severe, you will have two months of chaining up with him. And," Dumbledore continued, "All of us, save for Draco, will be present."
