Disclaimer: I don't really own anything....but if I owned Philippe and Sorelli/stole them, who would notice?

"Phantom Limericks"

~The Forgotten~

Philippe, Sorelli, Jammes and more

Thought it was really a bore

To get their revenge

They knocked down Stonehenge

But no-one believed it; it's just ancient lore.

~She Turned the Grasshopper~

To Erik Christine liked to sass

She retorted until he became crass.

She thought it was funny

Till the bronze went "hop" like a bunny

 Now all Parisians haven't an ass.

~Phans~

Phans are crazy, are insane, obsessed

The worst are angst-ridden, dramatic, depressed

Erik doesn't know he's adored

By thousands of people who're just really bored

For now, he's just quite distressed