Disclaimer: I don't really own anything....but if I owned Philippe and Sorelli/stole them, who would notice?
"Phantom Limericks"
~The Forgotten~
Philippe, Sorelli, Jammes and more
Thought it was really a bore
To get their revenge
They knocked down Stonehenge
But no-one believed it; it's just ancient lore.
~She Turned the Grasshopper~
To Erik Christine liked to sass
She retorted until he became crass.
She thought it was funny
Till the bronze went "hop" like a bunny
Now all Parisians haven't an ass.
~Phans~
Phans are crazy, are insane, obsessed
The worst are angst-ridden, dramatic, depressed
Erik doesn't know he's adored
By thousands of people who're just really bored
For now, he's just quite distressed
