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Chapter 5: Not Working Out

(Hermione)

"Draco! What are you doing in here?" I hissed at him as I tried to cover myself up.

"What do you think I'm doing here?" He whispered in my ear.

"I don't know. Why don't you tell me?" I muttered. He pulled away from my neck, which he had been kissing, and stared at me.

"Hey mudblood, don't get smart with me." He warned me. My face must have looked pretty shocked since he was smirking at me. "That's right. What? Did you think I loved or really cared for you?" He snapped at me.

"Get out." I said flatly. He gave me a sneer.

"I knew you wouldn't be able to handle me. I knew it. You're nothing but a no good Gryffindor, mudblood, know-it-all!" He yelled and then stormed off.

(Draco)

Okay, I just made a totally prat out of myself. I mean I was so mean. I could have been like 'Don't expect anything Hermione … I can't promise you anything.' But no, I had to go and be a git.

Oh well. Potter and her could just shag now. Those two are so annoying.

(Harry)

"And then he called me a mudblood and he just told me that I was no good!" Hermione finished telling me the story about her and Draco. I frowned at her. She had been with Malfoy.

"Mione, he was no good for you! He is not worth your tears. Don't waste your time crying over a stupid, Death Eater, pureblood, Slytherin like him!" I soothed her the best that I could.

"Oh but I thought he'd changed. I mean I know that it was just a 'hey, when you want some, just ask,' type relationship, but he had been so sweet to me. I really thought he cared for me!" She sobbed into my chest. It made me feel great that she was still single, but it hurt to see her miserable.

(Ginny)

I heard that the 'couple' broke up …

Hm, didn't see that one coming! How could she even possibly think that Draco Malfoy, the Slytherin King, hater of all muggleborns and son of a Death Eater would ever change? Oh, right, Hermione did!

Honestly. I can't believe she just doesn't see who she should be with.

I was lying in bed thinking about … stuff, when the door burst open and Hermione came in.

"Hey Gin!" She greeted cheerfully.

"Um … hey Mione!" I said. Why was she perky? It was only an hour ago and she was just depressed.

"Did you ask him yet?" Hermione asked me. What in bloody hell was she talking about?

"Um, ask who what?" I asked her, looking incredibly confused.

"Robbie, silly! Did you ask him out yet?" Hermione asked me in a little, squeaky voice.

"Um, why would I ask him out? I am no good at asking out. He'd say no so fast you wouldn't even hear it!" I yelled exasperated.

"Just ask him Gin!" She whined.

"Why?" I asked her. I honestly had no idea why Robbie Falkin, the hottest guy (in my opinion), at Hogwarts … no make that in the wizarding world, would go out with a girl like me.

"Just do it!" She said in a perky voice and then walked out of my room, leaving me alone and dumbstruck.

(Hermione)

Why I told her to do that? I'll never know! I just got this weird feeling that they 'belonged' together. I mean I had always thought that it would end up to be Harry and Ginny, but that didn't work out. They tried that out when Harry was in his 5TH year.

I was still a bit upset about the whole Draco thing but hey, life goes on right? Right!

(Harry)

What am I going to do? I will never, ever get her. She doesn't love me, she never will! What am I going to do? I paced around my room and thought to myself. I walked over to my boombox that I had enchanted so that it would work in Hogwarts. I turned the radio on and listened. It was weird how much it was like the way I felt about Hermione …

~8 o'clock, Monday night, and I'm waiting

To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me

Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring

She wears a 2-way but I'm not quite sure what that means

And when she walks

All the wind blows and the angels sing

She doesn't notice me

Cause she's watching wrestling

Creaming over tough guys

Listening to rap-metal

Turntables in her eyes

 

It's like a bad movie

She's looking through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screaming, "Someone shoot me!"

As I fail miserably

Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

 

She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange

Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad

She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty

She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

 

And when she walks

All the wind blows and the angels sing

She'll never notice me

 

Cause she's watching wrestling

Creaming over tough guys

Listening to rap-metal

Turntables in her eyes

 

She likes them with a mustache 

Racetrack season pass 

Driving in a Trans-Am 

Does a mullet make a man?

 

It's like a bad movie 

She is looking through me 

If you were me, then you'd be 

Screaming, "Someone shoot me!" 

As I fail miserably

Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

 

There she goes again 

With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair 

She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated 

All I wanted was to see her naked

 

Now I am watching wrestling 

Trying to be a tough guy 

Listenin to rap-metal 

Turntables in my eyes 

I can't grow a mustache 

And I ain't got no season pass 

All I got's a moped... moped... moped...

 

It's like a bad movie 

She is looking through me 

If you were me, then you'd be 

Screaming, "Someone shoot me!" 

As I fail miserably

Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want

 

She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want~

Wow, that is pretty odd how much that sounds like me.

(Draco)

I could have laughed right in Granger's face. Sure she was hot, but how could I ever really like her? Well, I mean, she isn't all that bad, but I couldn't really like her … she is a mudblood after all …

Potter still looks at her like a puppy looking at a bone that is just a bit too far for him to reach. Well, that was creepily sentimental.

He seriously needs to just ask her out.

(Hermione)

I was walking from the library when I ran into this really cute 7Th year Ravenclaw.

But I literally ran into him. I was absorbed in Hogwarts: A History; unedited and unabridged. It was a brand new edition so I decided to read it.

We ran into each other and we both fell down on the floor. All of a sudden I heard him laughing.

"Oh, I'm so sorry …" I couldn't remember his name. Bugger!

"Nick, Nick Bonovin." He held out his hand for me to shake it which of course I shook willingly.

"I'm -" I went to tell him my name, when he cut me off.

"Hermione Granger. I know who you are, but then again, doesn't every guy?" He grinned at me. I couldn't help but grin back at him.

"Oh, I'm not so sure of that!" I replied modestly and looked down, blushing. I then realized that we were still shaking hands. I slowly pulled my hand out of his grasp.

"I'm terribly sorry." I muttered.

"That's okay." He said and I stood up, gathering my things. "I wish we ran into each other more …" He whispered seductively.

"Maybe we will …" I flirted back and then walked away, making sure that I was swinging my hips.

(Harry)

I watched from in the dark shadows Hermione and Nick's conversation. How could she just move from guy to guy like that? Surely she was just flirting right? I was so worried that I would lose her again. What would I do if I did?