Sailor Millennium : Hiya! Guess who's back...

Yami: Back again.

Yugi : Millennium's back.

Joey : Tell a friend.

Yugi, Yami, Joey : Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back...

Sailor Millennium : Hehehehehe!!! Eminem... Actually, to tell ya the truth, I've only heard "Slim Shady" from him, (not even all of it!) and nothing else, so the ONLY way I know this part is from someone I know who is a pretty big Eminem fan. Otherwise...

Yami Bakura : You've never heard EMINEM???

Sailor Millennium : *death glare* SO?!? *takes out fire extinguisher and directs it at him menacingly* SAY SOMETHING SMART AND YOUR HAIR WON'T BE SO PRETTY ANYMORE!!!!

Yami Bakura : O_O!!!! *shuts up*

Sailor Millennium : *puts trusty fire extinguisher away* That's better. ANYWAY... I promised all of you Seto Kaiba fans that he'd be in this chapter!!! I had to drag him out of another meeting, but he's here!

Kaiba Lovers : YAY!!!

Kaiba Haters : *scowl*

Sailor Millennium : ^ ^U Uh... Yeah. Anyway, heeeeeeere's Seto Kaiba! Drumroll please!

Marleigh (a friend of mine) : *drumroll*

Seto : *walks in with Mokuba* *drumroll ends* Hello, Sailor Millennium.

Sailor Millennium : Hi!

Kaiba Lovers : *Cheers*

Kaiba fan #1: Wow, he's so cute!

Kaiba fan #2: I just luv that charm!

Kaiba Haters : *scoff* *roll eyes* *grumble: "Yeah, right." "In your dreams, maybe." Etc, Etc...*

Mokuba : Hi Everyone!

Joey : Hi Mokuba! *dully* Hi, Kaiba.

Seto : Hi, puppy dog.

Joey : PUPPY DOG?!?!?!?!?! *thinks* Wait... Oh, YEAH! GOTTA TELL HIM ABOUT THE LAST CHAPTER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *grins*

Seto : What the heck is so funny?!?

Joey : Oh, Kaiba...

Seto : What?

Joey : I think you need to catch up a little bit. *grins* Why don't you take a look at the previous chapter?

Seto : Huh? *walks over to see previous chappie*

Kaiba Haters : *grinning along with Joey*

Kaiba Lovers : *sad faces*

Sailor Millennium : *worried* Uh, oh... Wait! Kaiba!

Seto : What is it?

Sailor Millennium : Uh, you don't need to look at the previous chapter! Um... Nothing happened!! *thinking* Oh, man, Kaiba's going to KILL me!

Kaiba Haters : *talking all at once* Nah, he should see it! He needs to catch up! Why not, Sailor Millennium? He needs to know the previous chapter! Come on, don't be such a baby!

Seto : I'm going to look at it anyway.

Sailor Millennium : Oh, no... O_oU

Seto : *looks at previous chappie* WHAT THE?!?

Kaiba Haters : *snicker* *grinning*

Sailor Millennium : ^ ^U

Seto : WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!? YOU'VE TOTALLY HUMILIATED ME AND ROSE UP THAT... *points at Joey* THAT DOG!!!

Sailor Millennium : Uh... Um, uh, er, um... Heh, heh... ^ ^U

Seto : WELL?!?!?

Sailor Millennium : Well.. Blue Lagoon Loon wanted an alternate ending to the duel between you and Joey, and she suggested Joey to win, so I did that! She was my first reviewer! I had to do something!

Seto : YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DRESS ME IN A DOG SUIT AND WHIMPER LIKE A DEFEATED DOG! AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO HAVE PEGASUS BROADCAST MY "DEFEAT" OVER THE NEWSPAPER!!!

Sailor Millennium : Ok... I admit I went a little overboard... But I was at work during Thanksgiving vacation and the idea popped in my head! I wanted it funny! You understand, right? Right...? ^ ^U

Seto : NO!

Yami Bakura : Oh, silence, mortal. At least she didn't have Pegasus broadcast it live over TV.

Sailor Millennium : *looks at Yami Bakura* ??? *thinking* Why is he standing up for me???

Yami Bakura : And furthermore, the newspaper likely was only delivered to Domino and only they would have known your "defeat." So quit whining like a spoiled child.

Kaiba Haters : *all talking at the same time* Yeah! You tell 'im Yami Bakura! Kaiba's just whining like a prissy spoiled brat! At least Sailor Millennium didn't broadcast it over TV! (even though it would have been cooler!)

Kaiba Lovers : *also all talking at the same time* Shut up, you jerks! Kaiba's the best duelist ever! He's not a spoiled brat! He's the coolest CEO of KaibaCorp! And it would not be cool for that "defeat" to be broadcasted over TV! It would be humiliating to our dear Seto!

Kaiba Haters : *to Kaiba Lovers* SHUT UP!

Kaiba Lovers : *to Kaiba Haters* BRING IT ON!!!

*Kaiba Haters and Kaiba Lovers get into a HUGE fight* *dust cloud appears*

Everyone else : *sweatdrop*

Sailor Millennium : Okay, I need to take care of this! I don't want this to become World War III! *turns to all the cast except Kaiba and Mokuba* What do I do?!?!?

Yami Bakura : I could send them to the Graveyard...

Sailor Millennium : NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN!!! *thinks back to when Mrs. Siepman was in graveyard and what she had to do to bring her back* *shudders*

Yugi : You could just send them away.

Sailor Millennium : How?

Yugi : You're the authoress. You have Authoress powers. Just send them away if you need to.

Sailor Millennium : Oh! Thanks Yugi! *Hugs Yugi*

Yugi : *blush*

Tea : *jealous glare at Sailor Millennium*

Yami Bakura : *jealous glare at Yugi*

Sailor Millennium : Okiedokes! Here goes! *snaps fingers and Kaiba Haters and Kaiba Lovers dissapear* There! They're all gone!

Yami : Good.

Sailor Millennium : I'm very, very, VERY sorry Kaiba. But I like doing what my reviewers ask of me! Do you forgive me?

Seto : ...

Sailor Millennium : *falls down on knees and begs* *Thinking* I can't believe I'm doing this...-_-* PLEASE!!!!

Mokuba : C'mon, Seto! She said she's sorry!

Seto : All right, fine. I forgive you.

Sailor Millennium : THANK YOU!!! *unintenionally glomps Seto*

Seto : O_O!!!

Yami Bakura : WHAT THE?!?

Sailor Millennium : *flushes in embarrassment* Uh... Sorry about that, Kaiba...

Seto: Uh, yeah... Sure.

*awkward silence, crickets chirp* *Yami Bakura glaring at Seto dangerously*

Tristan : *clears throat*

Sailor Millennium : What?

Bakura : You're supposed to get to the point of this chapter, remember?

Sailor Millennium : Oh, yeah! Thanks! Anyway, I got a suggestion from Link87 and he wanted me to make up something about Tristan eating the "Great outdoor Survival Guide"! At first, I couldn't think of anything, but now I have! Also, I've invited him to this chappie! Hey Mar?

Marleigh : Yep?

Sailor Millennium : Can you do another drumroll?

Marleigh : Sure. *drumroll*

Sailor Millennium : Heeere's Link87! *drumroll ends*

Link87 : Hi Sailor Millennium!

Sailor Millennium : Hi... Larry.

Everyone else : O_o???

Sailor Millennium : Yup. Link87 is none other than...Larry!

Link87 : I'm still wondering on HOW you found out...

Sailor Millennium : On your profile, it has your e-mail address. I saw your e-mail.

Link87 : Oh.

Sailor Millennium : Anyway, here's your suggestion!

*begin*

Joey : Yeah! *stomach growls* Oh, man, I'm starved. Does anyone have any food with 'cha?

Yugi, Tea', Tristan : Sorry Joe.

Joey : *facefault* Awww... How else are we going to get any food around here?

Yugi : That's a good question, Joey. This dueling takes a lot out of you and I haven't seen any burger stands or resturants since we got here.

Tea' : Well, we better do something fast! I've gotta have my four basic food groups or else... It's metabolic meltdown!!

Yugi : Four basic food groups?

Tristan : Beans, Bacon, Whiskey, Lard?

Yugi : Choclate chip, Peanut Butter, Snickerdoodle, M&M?

Joey : Caffene, Candy, Sugar, Soda????? Mmmm... Candy... :P

Tea' : NO!!! FRUITS, VEGETABLES, MEAT AND DAIRY!!! Oh, don't forget grains!

Joey : And sugar!

Tristan : And caffene!

Tea' : -_-* Boys...

Tristan : Hey! Wait! I just remembered! Don't worry guys, I've got it covered!

Yugi, Tea' and Joey : Yeah?!?

Tristan *whips out Great outdoor survival Guide* Check this out! The great outdoor survival Guide!

Yugi, Tea' and Joey : *facefault*

Joey : Can we eat it?

Tristan : HELL YEAH!

Yugi : Are you sure?

Tristan : Yep! See, this one's flavored cherry, and this one is flavored chicken, and this one...

Joey : ARE THERE ANY CANDY FLAVORS?!?!?

Tristan : There's Snickers, Butterfinger, 3 musketteers...

Yugi : Dibs on the Butterfinger!

Joey : Dibs on the 3 Musketteers!

Tristan : Okay. Then I get the snickers! *Joey and Yugi tear out the flavored pages*

Joey : Num! Num! *scarf, munch, munch* ^_______________________^

Yugi : *munch, munch* ^-^ Good!

Tea' *sweatdrop* Um... Ok.

*Yugi, Joey and Tristan running around on HUGE sugar high*

Yugi : MUST HAVE... MORE SUGAR!! *jumps and tears another page from "Great Outdoor Survival Guide and stuffs it into mouth* SUGAR!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Joey : I have sugar, but must have...CAFFENE! TRISTAN! DO YOU HAVE ANY CAFFIENE PAGES?!?

Tristan : YEP! HERE! *rips out a page and tosses it to Joey*

Joey : CAFFIENE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Tea' : *HUGE sweatdrop* I think I'll order Chinese... *whips out cell phone* *dials number* Hello? King's Wok? I'll have a large order of Moo Goo Gai Tan, with a large order of wontons, please. Oh, and I'll have a salad. Please deliver to Duelist Kingdom, to Tea' Gardner. Have you traced my location? Good. I'm not going anywhere... please deliver soon, my friends are going wacko... *looks at Joey, Tristan and Yugi, who are scarfing down pages rapidly* Thanks. Bye. *hangs up*

Yugi, Joey, Tristan : *scarfing down pages* *which are actually regular pages of a survival Guide, but they are too hungry so they think it's all of those flavors*

Yugi : We're down to the last page!

Joey : *slightly insane* IT'S MINE!!!

Tristan : *also slightly insane* NO WAY!!! IT'S MIIIIIIIIIINE! IT'S MY SURVIVAL GUIDE!!

Yugi : I'm the master duelist!! IT'S MIIIIIIIIINE!!

*hellocopter appears* *"King's Wok" is written on it* *Waiter steps out*

Waiter : Order for Tea' Gardner?

Tea' : That's me.

Waiter : *looks around and sees Yugi, Joey and Tristan duking it out for the last page* *sweatdrop* Man, you weren't kidding when you said that your friends were going wacko...

Tea' : Go figure... *takes order* Mmm. Smells good. Thanks. *pays waiter*

Waiter : Thank you. *Looks at Yugi, Joey, and Tristan again with huge sweatdrop* I'm just going to be leaving now... *runs to hellocopter with lightning speed, jumps in and flies away at Mach 2 speed*

Yugi, Joey, Tristan : *smells food* :P

Yugi : That smell... :P

Tristan : It has to be... :P

Yugi, Joey, Tristan : FOOD!!! *run to Tea' who is setting the food down*

Tea' : WAIT!

Yugi, Joey, Tristan : *Stop* Must have... food... *drool*

Tea : Uh... Here. *hurriedly sets the food and gives a plate to each of them*

Yugi, Joey, Tristan : *scarf, scarf, scarf, munch, munch, munch*

Tea : *picking at salad* I think I just lost my appitite...

Yugi : ^-^

Joey : ^___________________________________^

Tristan : ^__________^

*end*

Sailor Millennium : Hee,hee, hee... How'd ya like it? Was it funny?

Link87 : I liked it! But I gotta go. Bye! *leaves*

Sailor Millennium : Bye!

Yugi : I don't go insane when I'm hungry...

Tristan and Joey : Neither do we...

Yami : Yeah, right. I've seen you two go insane after not eating a single meal.

Tristan and Joey : *glare*

Sailor Millennium : Alright, stop. This was for just humor, that's all! I try to take no offense to the characters that I use in my fics! Except for certain people... but you already know who that is!

Yami Bakura : I still don't believe that after that little visit from your sister. *smiles*

Sailor Millennium : u_u Don't remind me... I'm not in the mood. *yawns*

Mokuba : What happened?

Seto : Sailor Millennium's sister visited and told Yami Bakura that she liked him.

Sailor Millennium : I DO NOT!!! *blush*

Yami Bakura : Whatever you say, babe, whatever you say.

Sailor Millennium : *glare* I hate you!

Yami Bakura : Really? Then you won't mind it if I do this! *grabs Sailor Millennium and kisses her*

Sailor Millennium : O.o!!!!

Mokuba : ???

Everyone else : *sigh*

Tristan : Oh boy. Looks like there's going to be another fight...

Joey : Yup.

*kiss ends*

Sailor Millennium : I... feel faint... *faints (again...-_-) in Yami Bakura's arms*

Yami Bakura : What?!? Oh, no. Not again...

Sailor Millennium : @_@

Seto : What is it with her always fainting when you kiss her?

Joey : She's probably allergic to Yami Bakura...

Yami Bakura : *death glare*

Joey : o.O Uh... heh, heh... I think I'll shut up now...

Yami Bakura : Good.

Seto : Nice going, mutt.

Joey: WHAT?!? WHY YOU PRISSY, RICH SPOILED BRAT!! @$!*&!#@#&*@!!!!

Everyone except Seto and Sailor Millennium :o.OU

Sailor Millennium : @_@

Seto : I'M NOT A SPOILED BRAT! WHY YOU *!&#^@%!^#&@*@!!!!

Mokuba : ??? What do all these words mean???

Seto : O.o!!! Uh... nothing Mokuba!!! Stop Joey!

Joey : *stops, but glares at Kaiba*

*crickets chirp*

Yugi : Hey! Sailor Millennium's waking up!

Sailor Millennium : Uh... What happened???

Yami : You don't want to know. Trust me. Nothing special.

Sailor Millennium : I remember fighting with Yami Bakura and then... WAIT!!

Yami Bakura : *sweatdrop*

Sailor Millennium : YOU KISSED ME AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU?!?!?

Yami Bakura : Eh... Um...

Sailor Millennium : YOU DID!!! *Breaks out of Yami Bakura's arms and slaps him REALLY hard* YOU JERK! YOU... getting low on sugar... I'm... gettting...

Everyone except Mokuba and Seto : Uh, oh..

Seto, Mokuba : ???

Sailor Millennium : HYPER!!! WHEEEEEEEEE! NEED SUGAR!!! HYPER SOO MUCH FUN!!!!! :P

Seto : Has she gone insane?

Yami : Close to it.

Sailor Millennium : *runs around and hugs people* *hugs Mokuba*

Mokuba : O.O

Sailor Millennium : Time to play percussion!! Hehehehehehehehehehe!! YAY!!! *bangs on bells playing "He shall feed his Flock"*

Yugi : She needs sugar!! Does anyone have any?!??!?

Everyone else : *search through pockets frantically* o.O Uh...

Yugi : No?!?

Everyone else : *nod, nod*

Yami Bakura : WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!

Joey : *scoff* No, YOU are...

Yami : It doesn't matter!! She needs sugar, and no one has any!! Not even her!!

Sailor Millennium : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *crashing crash cymbals*

Yugi : *to reviewers* Please! You gotta help us!! Sailor Millennium needs sugar, and no one has any! Help us before she goes completely insane! And PLEASE REVIEW!!! Quickly! Buh-Bye!

Sailor Millennium : *CRASH* HEHEHEHEHEHEHE! *CRASH* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!