Sailor Millennium : *giggling and running around*
Joey: What do we do? Da hyperness hasn't run off yet!
Yami Bakura : At least I'm not dead yet!
Sailor Millennium : *grabs whip-snap and smacks Yami Bakura on the head with it*
Yami Bakura : *howling in pain* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sailor Millennium *giggles* *hugs Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura *Blushes* *leans in to kiss her cheek*
Sailor Millennium : *giggling* *breaks out of his arms and runs away*
Joey : Dude, jus' admit it. It's hopeless. Sure, you can keep tryin', it'll jus' humor me...
Yami Bakura : *glare*
Yugi : *runs in, panting* I got it!
Everyone except Sailor Millennium : Huh???
Yugi : We have our salvation!!!
Yami : What is it???
Yugi : Well, Blue Lagoon Loon gave me some Sour Punch Ropes, and R Amythest gave me six Dark Choclate Hershey Candy Bars! They're for Sailor Millennium!
Tristan : So what are you waiting for!?!? Give it to her!
Yugi : Kay! *holds out candy* Hey, Sailor Millennium...
Sailor Millennium : *stops and looks at Yugi* *spots candy* :P Candy...
Yugi : It's for you! They're from two of your reviwers!
Sailor Millennium : CANDY!!!! *runs, snatches candy and stuffs it into mouth* ^_____^ Num, Num, Num!! Yay! I'm back to normal!
Everyone else : *sigh of relief*
Seto : It's about time...
Sailor Millennium : *looks at Yami Bakura and spots bump on head* What happened to you???
Yami Bakura : ........
Sailor Millennium : *to Bakura* Well...?
Bakura : You shouldn't ask. He's had a hard day.
Sailor Millennium : *shrugs* Well, anyway... Thanks, Blue Lagoon Loon and R Amythest!! You two are great!! Er... What day is it today???
Mai : December 23.
Sailor Millennium : WOAH! I've been hyper about a week?!?!?!?
Mokuba : Yep.
Sailor Millennium : Man... Oh, well. Since it's the 23, and I don't have any other time to update, We'll have our Christmas Party today!!
Everyone else : Christmas Party???
Sailor Millennium : Yup. It's where I give gifts to all of my reviewers, and all of you!!!
Yugi : Cool!
Sailor Millennium : Let's get this place ready! *snaps fingers, and the place is christmasy, but not too christmasy, Sailor Millennium is now dressed in a white midieval-looking dress, with silver poinsettas in her hair.* There! All set!
Yami : So... Are we starting...?
Sailor Millennium : Yep! Now, for Collie! You didn't say a lot about yourself, so, I decided that you can have a date with any bishie you like!! And they can't do anything about it!!!
All guys : NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sailor Millennium : Also, you can have some candy!! Here! *sends Collie candy*
Collie : Yay!
Sailor Millennium : For Lynn, you get the same present as Collie! I hope you like it! You didn't say much about yourself either, so... I did the best I could. You understand, right??
Now, for Tatooine Dweller, you get a date with Luke, and special training in the Force with Obi Wan! Have fun!! You're lucky, the first female Jedi...
TD : Cool!
Sailor Millennium : Next, for R Amythest and her Yami!! Thanks sooo much for helping me out!!! R Amythest, you get a Bakura plushie, and candy!! (Most, if not all of my reviewers get candy...) Yami Amythest, you get a Yami Plushie and candy, too!
Dark Wings of Faith, Thanks for reviewing, too! You get, um... whatever you want!! You didn't say much either...
Hmmm... Lesse, who else...?
Blue Lagoon Loon!!! I can't forget you!! If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't get so many crazy alternate endings (which were spawned from your insane ideas ~_^) Thank you sooooo much!
For you... You get... 10 TONS OF GRAPE SODA AND YOUR FAVORITE CANDY!!!! ^__________^
Blue Lagoon Loon : ALL RIGHT!!!
Sailor Millennium : *turns to YGO cast* All right, now for all of you guys!!
Yugi, you're first! You get...
Yugi : What??
Sailor Millennium : 10 sets of Exodia and a Dark Magician Plushie!!
Yugi : COOL!
Seto : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sailor Millennium : *sweatdrop* Eh... Joey, next!
Joey : Yeah??
Sailor Millennium : You get 100 Red Eyes Black Dragons and 100 Dragon nails!!
Joey : ALL RIGHT!!!!!
Kaiba : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? WHHHHHHHYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Sailor Millennium : Um... ^ ^U Heh, heh... O.......kay..... Right.... Now, Mai...
Mai : Yeah, Hun?
Sailor Millennium : You get A JC Penny gift card of $500!
Mai : Cool.
Sailor Millennium : You sound enthusiastic... Anyway, Tea', you're next!! You get 2 Wingweavers and a Dark Magician Girl!
Tea': Yay!!! Mai, It's time to duel!
Mai : Whatever.
Sailor Millennium : Uh...right. Now, Bakura!
Bakura : Yes?
Sailor Millennium : You get all the books you want, and a date with R. Amythest!
Bakura : What?!?
Sailor Millennium : Aw, c'mon. You'll like it!
R Amythest : *glomps Bakura*
Bakura : Sure, I will...
Sailor Millennium : Yami! You get...
Yami : Yes...?
Sailor Millennium : A date with Yami Amythest!
Yami : What???
Sailor Millennium : AND A deck chock full of Magician of Black Chaos, Black Luster Soldiers, (with their ritual cards, too) Dark Magicians, Summoned Skulls, Gaia the Fierce Knights, and so on...
Yami : SWEET!!
Sailor Millennium : Oh! You also get Kaiba B. Gone!!!
Seto : *falls to knees with those lines that mean "really depressed"* Why...????
Sailor Millennium : Yami Bakura... *reallyreally sweet voice*
Yami Bakura : ...Yes?
Sailor Millennium : You get a vacation!
Yami Bakura : *thinking* A vacation??? *suspicouly* Where....?
Joey : Probably the Shadow Realm!
Sailor Millennium : I was thinking that, but, I decided somewhere else!
Yami Bakura : *still suspicious* And where is that...??
Sailor Millennium : Somewhere you can't get out!! Hehehehehehehehehehe... The FAERIE REALM!!!!!
Yami Bakura : WHAT?!?
Sailor Millennium : *snaps fingers and Yami Bakura dissapears*
*The faerie realm* (a green place filled with flowers if you haven't played Stonekeep. Oh, and the guy Faeries are named: Chuckle, Giggle, Snort, Winkle, Binkle, and Murph.)
Yami Bakura : Where am I???? *six purpleish globs fly to him and five transform into men about 4 feet tall*
Chuckle: Welcome to the Realm of Faerie!
Other Faeries : *wave and say all at same time* Hi! How are ya? Nice to see ya! How ya doin'?
Binkle : Go home.
Yami Bakura *mutters* I wish I could...
Chuckle : Now, I have a very important question to ask you... Do you have your "Faerie Handbook" yet??
Yami Bakura : No...
Chuckle : Good! 'Cause you don't need one! *the faeries laugh, while Chuckle says, "Got you there, Got you there..."* * Yami Bakura sneers, while the Faeries don't notice*
Chuckle : But what you do need are performances from the Faerie Players...And that's us! *Faeries wave and bow* Thank you, thank you... Now, I'm Chuckle, This is Giggle, *Giggle bows* That's Snort the Faerie...
Snort : That's my name, not a suggestion.
Chuckle : And that's Winkle, *Winkle bows* Binkle, *Binkle bows* And... Oh, yes, Murph.
*Murph remains in faerie form* (Purplish blob thing...This would be a WHOLE lot easier to explain if you've played Stonekeep... Try to buy a copy and play it! It was only made in 1995!!!)
Binkle : Don't make me angry, Dog tick. You're not going to like me... when I'm angry.
Yami Bakura : *thinking* Oh... I'm soooo scared... *speaks* I don't think much of you now...
Chuckle : Murph? *scoffs* Oh, Muuurph!
Murph : *transforms into regular form* Sorry.
Chuckle : Now, whenever you walk into a particular square, you'll find us!! (I don't remember what he really said on this sentence..)
Oh, did I mention... A compinsation?
Giggle : A stipend if you will.
Snort : The big payoff.
Winkle : Rec, rec, recompense!
Binkle : Cash and prizes.
*pause*
Chuckle : Murph!
Murph : Sorry. Pay for play.
Giggle : That means you have to pay us something... Spunky. Wha ga gee, gee! (Oh, just to let you know, Giggle giggles a lot {the Wha, ga, gee, gee! thing. When he laughs, It's Wha ga, GA,GA!.. you get the idea.})
Chuckle : And now, to prepare for our play! Away! Away! Away-
Binkle : LET'S JUST BEAT IT! *faeries turn into faerie form and dissapear*
Yami Bakura : Why me????
*back to Kirei residence*
Sailor Millennium : Hehehehehehehehehehe...
Everyone Else : *sweatdrop*
Sailor Millennium : Okay! For Mokuba!
Mokuba : Yeah?
Sailor Millennium : You get something very special!
Mokuba : What do I get???
Sailor Millennium : A very rare card! The Winged Dragon of Ra!!
Seto : AN EGYPTIAN GOD CARD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Mokuba, can I see that???
Sailor Millennium : Oh! And it's Seto Proof!
Seto : WHY?!?!?!?!?!??! WHHHHHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Yami : *grins* This is not really Kaiba's day, is it Joey??
Joey : *grins also* Nope!!
Sailor Millennium : Okay... Last, but not least! Kaiba!
Yami : *mutters to Joey* I think he's least...
Joey : *nod*
Seto : Do get something good?????
Sailor Millennium : I guess. But this is hard! What do you get a rich guy that has a lot of rare cards??? I mean, you could literally buy Industral-
Yami : *hastily covers Sailor Millennium's mouth* *Whispers* DON"T give him any ideas!!!!
Seto : ???
Sailor Millennium : Uh... scratch that thought. Anyway... I got you this! *holds up card* The Millennium Shield!
Seto : MILLENNIUM SHIELD?!? DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE THAT CARD IS?!?
Sailor Millennium : Yep. Does that mean that you don't have it?
Seto : No! Gimme that! *snatches card*
Sailor Millennium : Well, I guess that means you like it then...
Seto : Now I am the master of all duels! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Everyone else : *sweatdrop*
Sailor Millennium : Uh... right.
*back in Faerie realm*
Chuckle : What's next for us to play?
Yami Bakura : JUST GO AWAY!!! I'VE ALREADY HEARD THAT WAHOOKA SONG SO MANY TIMES!! *Takes some white flowers and shoves them to Chuckle* GO AWAY!!!
Chuckle : *laughs* Are you sure about this??
Oh we love this story, we do. Murph, get on up here... Murph...? *growls* MURPH!
Murph : Sorry! Uh... I'd rather be...
Chuckle : Wait a second!
Murph : What?
Chuckle : Remember the "deal?"
Murph : Oh... yeah... *clears throat* This is usually... "I'd rather be a dwarf"... By Murph... But by a special request... Now it's "I'd rather be Yami Bakura..." By Murph...
Chuckle : Get on with it...
Murph : Okay... Here we go...
Chuckle : If you could be the king, wouldn't that be a dandy thing?
Murph : I'd rather be Yami Bakura...
Giggle : A hero, great and tall! Vanqish foes, one and all!
Murph : I'd rather be Yami Bakura...
Snort : The wisest man in all the land, who holds all knowledge in his hand?
Murph : I'd rather be Yami Bakura...
Binkle : A bookmark from a page, a singer, or a Mighty Mage?
Murph : I'd rather be Yami Bakura...
Winkle : A tinker, a tailor, soldier, a thief, a slug, a worm, a ugly leach?
Murph : I'd rather be Yami Bakura!
All faeries except Murph : A pile of rocks, a lock of hair, the lint beneath a rocking chair, A hairy worm, a ugly gnat, the quano from a worm- sick bat?!
*pause*
Chuckle : *laughs* Murph!
Murph : Oh! I'd rather be Yami Bakura!
*pause*
Murph : But I am pretty stupid... I guess I am Yami Bakura!! *all faeries laugh*
Yami Bakura : *enraged* THAT'S IT! ALL OF YOU DRONES ARE GOING TO THE GRAVEYARD!!! *ring glows*
Chuckle : *smoothly* Sorry, chum. But we have magic, too!
*all faeries cast a spell*
*Yami Bakura is now a chibi *thanks to Shrink rune*
Yami Bakura (Chibi I should say) : WHY??????????????!!!?!?!?!?
*back to Kirei residence*
*phone rings*
Sailor Millennium : *answers it* Hello? Oh, hi Giggle! You what?! Yami Bakura a chibi?!? *pause* I see. Well, change him back in a few hours... hehehehe...
Anyway... to the part you've all been waiting for!! The point!! This one (from Blue Lagoon Loon again) is when they fight the Mythic Dragon!
*begin*
Seto : They're summoning the Mythic Dragon themselves!!!
*Lightning flashes, thunder rumbles, A lightning strike suddenly reveals...*
Yami : Oh, no!!!!
Joey : IT CAN'T BE!!
Mai : NOT HIM!!!!
Mokuba : It's... It's...
*Barney appears, 100,000/100,000*
Barney : *stupid laugh* Hi Kids!!!
Yami, Seto, Mai, Joey, Mokuba : NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Wierd suit dudes : BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *cough, choke, cough*
Wierd suit dude 1 : You can't beat the Mythic Dragon!
Wierd Suit dude 2 : He is unstoppable!!
Barney : *another stupid laugh* Let's play a game!!
Joey : NEVER!!! GUYS, WE GOTTA ATTACK AND DESTROY 'IM, FAST!!
Mai : Alright! I play... the Harpie Lady sisters! *Harpies appear* `
*Get electrocuted*
Mai : What?!? What happened to my harpies?!?
Wierd suit dude 1 : It's just a little reprogramming we did. *dragon seal appears* We call it the "Dragon Seal". This makes the field we're on a sacred place where only dragons can attack.
Seto : Heh, heh, heh, heh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You DARE challenge me to a duel of Dragons?!? Go, Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Joey : Only Dragons, huh? Fine! Go Red Eyes Black Dragon!
Mai : Harpie's pet Dragon!
Yami : And I summon... CURSE OF DRAGON!
*all of those dragons appear*
Yami : Let's see your Mythic Dragon stand up to the team we have set up for it!
Yami, Seto, Mai, Joey : ATTACK!!!
*all of the Dragons attack*
Wierd Suit Dude 1: Mythic Dragon, Attack with your "FAVORITE LOVING SONG!!!!"
Barney : I love you, you love me...
Mokuba, Seto, Mai, Joey, Yami and all the Dragons : NOOOOOOOOOO! *all cover ears*
Joey : IT BURRRRRRRRRRRNSSSSSS!
Mokuba : NO!! NO, NO! PLEASE STOPPPPPP!
Wierd Suit Dudes *singing along and laughing insanely*
Seto : YOU GUYS ARE SICK!!!!
*attacks hit Barney, only making him stop his song, nothing more*
Barney : HEY! THAT'S MY FAVORITE SONG YOU INTERUPTED!!
Joey : Thank God we did!
Mokuba, Seto, Mai : Amen!
Yami : Preach it, Brother Joey!
Joey : * suddenly dressed in black tux* And God... said... BARNEY SONGS ARE EVIL!!!!! THOU SHALT NOT SING BARNEY SONGS!!! CAN I HAVE AN AMEN?!?
Seto, Yami, Mai, Mokuba : A~MEN!!
Wierd Suit Dudes : STOP IT!! Now, we are going to attack the one on your team that doesn't have a dragon to attack or defend!! Isn't that right? Mokuba??
Seto : No! You wouldn't!
Weird Suit Dudes : HAHAHAHA!! MYTHIC DRAGON, ATTACK !
Barney : *sends out a purple and green blast of energy*
Joey : Red Eyes, block it!
*Red Eyes Black Dragon flies into energy and dissapears*
Joey : *trembles, falls to knees and starts to disintegrate*
Yami. Mai : Joey! *run over to Joey who is still disintergrating*
Yami : Hold on, Joey!
Mai : Don't leave us, Joey, we need you!
Joey : *weak smile* *thumbs up sign* *dissapears*
Yami : He's gone!
Mai : Joey... *angry* What kind of a twisted, sick game have you turned this into?!?
Wierd suit dudes : HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Wierd suit dude 1 : Who said this was a game? This was a game long ago.
Seto : We need a new tactic.
Yami: Yes. With our dragons alone, we won't win this. But I think I know how we can.
Seto : What do you mean?
Yami : As strong as that creature may be, there is still one monster that can beat it.
Everyone else: Huh?
Yami : Black Luster Soldier! I summon you! By sacrificing the power of my Fierce Knight, and my Curse of Dragon! *Throws cards, and the ritual begins, clouds form in the sky and Black Lustre Solider floats down in purple aura* *Lands on Dragon Seal and is getting electricuted*
Wierd Suit Dude 1: Ha, ha, ha! Weren't you listening to what I just said?!? The Black Lustre Soldier is not a dragon, therefore he can't attack, and now it will be destroyed!
Mai : No you can't! My pet dragon will stop you! *Harpie's pet dragon attacks*
Wierd suit dudes : Mythic Dragon, Attack!
Barney : *stupid giggle* *lets loose a blast of green and purple energy destroying the Pet dragon*
Mai : *falls down *
Yami : Mai! Alone, her dragon couldn't stand against it! Which means... *life points at 0*
*Mai Disintigrating*
Yami : No!
Mai : Yugi... I guess I won't be here to see how this all turns out. Now, Yugi... It's all up to you... *fully disentegrates*
Yami : *shaking in anger* Mai... With all my might, I will avenge you... You and Joey... *turns to Kaiba* Now, Kaiba, this may be our one chance. We have to work as a team!
Seto : No way! You don't know what your doing!
Yami : You just have to trust me Kaiba!
Seto : No way, Yugi! I can win this battle on my own!
Weird Suit Dude 1: You'll win nothing. Two of your team are already gone, and now we'll make it three! *Barney attacks with a purple and green blast of energy*
Yami : Kaiba, call your ultimate dragon!
Seto : No!
Mokuba : Seto, it's not the monster he's attacking, it's you! * pushes Seto out of the way and gets hit by attack*
Seto : No! Mokuba!
Mokuba : Seto... *falls and disintigrates*
Barney : *giggles* I got the cute kid!
Seto : No! No! *falls down on knees* Mokuba!!
Yami : Kaiba, your brothers sacrifice doesn't have to be for nothing. We can still win this. But we to work together. I have a plan to defeat this beast! Listen, you have to trust me! For it's the only way to avenge our friends. Now,call your Ultimate beast!
Kaiba : All right then. Come out Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon! *Blue Eyes Appears and fuse together* I hope you know what your doing Yugi!
Wierd Suit dude 1 : Fools! Names mean nothing. That dragon is strong, but our is the Ultimate one!
Yami : For now, maybe. But when he has combined himself with another, your dragon's reign will be through. According to legend, when heroes united, they will create a power to destroy the mythic Dragon!
Weird Suit dude 1: Barney...
Yami : WHATEVER! We will fufill that prophecy, now! Go Polymerization! Go Soldier!
Seto : Go! Ultimate Dragon!
Yami and Seto : COMBINE!
*polymerization portal thing appears*
Wierd Suit Dude 1: Mythic Dragon! Obliterate them! *Barney Attacks*
*doesn't work8
Weird Suit Dude 1 : What?! Nothing Happened!
Yami : Oh, something has happened. Behold! The Surpreme Dragon Master Knight! (5000/4000) Now, see his awsome power! *BLS raises sword and REBD and HPD appears*
Wierd Suit Dude 2 : What? Those dragons were already sent to the graveyard! How could they be back?
Yami : The Dragon Master Knight gains the attack power of every dragon ever played on the field! Including those Sent to the Graveyard! Now in the memory of Joey, Mai, Mokuba.. We will topple your beast!
Weird Suit Dude 1: How? Even with those attack points, the mythic Dragon is still far too powerful!
Yami ; Oh really? I play... The ARMY OF BARNEY HATERS! *AOBH appear with shotguns and such*
The Army of Barney Haters halves the Mythic Dragon's attack points, and raises the Dragon Master Knight's attack by 1,000,000! (1,009,000)
Seto : Attack Dragon Master Knight!
Yami : DRAGON SABER BLAST!
*DMK does the attack and obliterates Barney*
Weird Suit Dudes : NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Seto and Yami : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*end*
Sailor Millennium : Well, what did you think?
Yami : That was cool!
Tea' : It was great... but...
Sailor Millennium : What?
Tea' : Aren't you going to bring Yami Bakura back? I mean, you've been pretty hard on him...
Sailor Millennium : Your point?
Tea' : Well, Christmastime is a time to spend with family and friends. It's a time to forgive, and to care and-
Everyone else : ZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Tea' : HEY!
Sailor Millennium : Wh-What? Oh, fine. I'll bring him back *snaps fingers*
*Yami Bakura appears, not chibi anymore*
Yami Bakura : What? I'M FREE!!!
Sailor Millennium : *sigh*
*Link87 sneaks up on both of them*
Link87 : *snicker* *dangles mistletoe over them* Hey guys... look up!
Sailor Millennium and Yami Bakura : What? *both look up and see Mistletoe*
Sailor Millennium : WHAT?!?
Yami Bakura : YES!! After all I've been through today, I DO deserve a kiss...
Sailor Millennium : LINK87 HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!?
Link87 : I couldn't help myself... *snickers*
Sailor Millennium : *growls* kisses Yami Bakura*
*snap* *FLASH*
Sailor Millennium : WHAT?!?!?
Link87 : *holds up camera* THIS IS GOING TO BE PRICELESS! *runs away and Sailor Millennium chases him*
Sailor Millennium : COME BACK HERE YOU JERK!
Yugi : *sweatdrop* O...kay. Anyway, hope you enjoyed this chapter! *hear Sailor Millennium screaming I'M GONNA KILL YOU LINK87!!!* o.O Uh... please review! Have a Merry Christmas! Bye!
Joey: What do we do? Da hyperness hasn't run off yet!
Yami Bakura : At least I'm not dead yet!
Sailor Millennium : *grabs whip-snap and smacks Yami Bakura on the head with it*
Yami Bakura : *howling in pain* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sailor Millennium *giggles* *hugs Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura *Blushes* *leans in to kiss her cheek*
Sailor Millennium : *giggling* *breaks out of his arms and runs away*
Joey : Dude, jus' admit it. It's hopeless. Sure, you can keep tryin', it'll jus' humor me...
Yami Bakura : *glare*
Yugi : *runs in, panting* I got it!
Everyone except Sailor Millennium : Huh???
Yugi : We have our salvation!!!
Yami : What is it???
Yugi : Well, Blue Lagoon Loon gave me some Sour Punch Ropes, and R Amythest gave me six Dark Choclate Hershey Candy Bars! They're for Sailor Millennium!
Tristan : So what are you waiting for!?!? Give it to her!
Yugi : Kay! *holds out candy* Hey, Sailor Millennium...
Sailor Millennium : *stops and looks at Yugi* *spots candy* :P Candy...
Yugi : It's for you! They're from two of your reviwers!
Sailor Millennium : CANDY!!!! *runs, snatches candy and stuffs it into mouth* ^_____^ Num, Num, Num!! Yay! I'm back to normal!
Everyone else : *sigh of relief*
Seto : It's about time...
Sailor Millennium : *looks at Yami Bakura and spots bump on head* What happened to you???
Yami Bakura : ........
Sailor Millennium : *to Bakura* Well...?
Bakura : You shouldn't ask. He's had a hard day.
Sailor Millennium : *shrugs* Well, anyway... Thanks, Blue Lagoon Loon and R Amythest!! You two are great!! Er... What day is it today???
Mai : December 23.
Sailor Millennium : WOAH! I've been hyper about a week?!?!?!?
Mokuba : Yep.
Sailor Millennium : Man... Oh, well. Since it's the 23, and I don't have any other time to update, We'll have our Christmas Party today!!
Everyone else : Christmas Party???
Sailor Millennium : Yup. It's where I give gifts to all of my reviewers, and all of you!!!
Yugi : Cool!
Sailor Millennium : Let's get this place ready! *snaps fingers, and the place is christmasy, but not too christmasy, Sailor Millennium is now dressed in a white midieval-looking dress, with silver poinsettas in her hair.* There! All set!
Yami : So... Are we starting...?
Sailor Millennium : Yep! Now, for Collie! You didn't say a lot about yourself, so, I decided that you can have a date with any bishie you like!! And they can't do anything about it!!!
All guys : NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sailor Millennium : Also, you can have some candy!! Here! *sends Collie candy*
Collie : Yay!
Sailor Millennium : For Lynn, you get the same present as Collie! I hope you like it! You didn't say much about yourself either, so... I did the best I could. You understand, right??
Now, for Tatooine Dweller, you get a date with Luke, and special training in the Force with Obi Wan! Have fun!! You're lucky, the first female Jedi...
TD : Cool!
Sailor Millennium : Next, for R Amythest and her Yami!! Thanks sooo much for helping me out!!! R Amythest, you get a Bakura plushie, and candy!! (Most, if not all of my reviewers get candy...) Yami Amythest, you get a Yami Plushie and candy, too!
Dark Wings of Faith, Thanks for reviewing, too! You get, um... whatever you want!! You didn't say much either...
Hmmm... Lesse, who else...?
Blue Lagoon Loon!!! I can't forget you!! If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't get so many crazy alternate endings (which were spawned from your insane ideas ~_^) Thank you sooooo much!
For you... You get... 10 TONS OF GRAPE SODA AND YOUR FAVORITE CANDY!!!! ^__________^
Blue Lagoon Loon : ALL RIGHT!!!
Sailor Millennium : *turns to YGO cast* All right, now for all of you guys!!
Yugi, you're first! You get...
Yugi : What??
Sailor Millennium : 10 sets of Exodia and a Dark Magician Plushie!!
Yugi : COOL!
Seto : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sailor Millennium : *sweatdrop* Eh... Joey, next!
Joey : Yeah??
Sailor Millennium : You get 100 Red Eyes Black Dragons and 100 Dragon nails!!
Joey : ALL RIGHT!!!!!
Kaiba : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? WHHHHHHHYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Sailor Millennium : Um... ^ ^U Heh, heh... O.......kay..... Right.... Now, Mai...
Mai : Yeah, Hun?
Sailor Millennium : You get A JC Penny gift card of $500!
Mai : Cool.
Sailor Millennium : You sound enthusiastic... Anyway, Tea', you're next!! You get 2 Wingweavers and a Dark Magician Girl!
Tea': Yay!!! Mai, It's time to duel!
Mai : Whatever.
Sailor Millennium : Uh...right. Now, Bakura!
Bakura : Yes?
Sailor Millennium : You get all the books you want, and a date with R. Amythest!
Bakura : What?!?
Sailor Millennium : Aw, c'mon. You'll like it!
R Amythest : *glomps Bakura*
Bakura : Sure, I will...
Sailor Millennium : Yami! You get...
Yami : Yes...?
Sailor Millennium : A date with Yami Amythest!
Yami : What???
Sailor Millennium : AND A deck chock full of Magician of Black Chaos, Black Luster Soldiers, (with their ritual cards, too) Dark Magicians, Summoned Skulls, Gaia the Fierce Knights, and so on...
Yami : SWEET!!
Sailor Millennium : Oh! You also get Kaiba B. Gone!!!
Seto : *falls to knees with those lines that mean "really depressed"* Why...????
Sailor Millennium : Yami Bakura... *reallyreally sweet voice*
Yami Bakura : ...Yes?
Sailor Millennium : You get a vacation!
Yami Bakura : *thinking* A vacation??? *suspicouly* Where....?
Joey : Probably the Shadow Realm!
Sailor Millennium : I was thinking that, but, I decided somewhere else!
Yami Bakura : *still suspicious* And where is that...??
Sailor Millennium : Somewhere you can't get out!! Hehehehehehehehehehe... The FAERIE REALM!!!!!
Yami Bakura : WHAT?!?
Sailor Millennium : *snaps fingers and Yami Bakura dissapears*
*The faerie realm* (a green place filled with flowers if you haven't played Stonekeep. Oh, and the guy Faeries are named: Chuckle, Giggle, Snort, Winkle, Binkle, and Murph.)
Yami Bakura : Where am I???? *six purpleish globs fly to him and five transform into men about 4 feet tall*
Chuckle: Welcome to the Realm of Faerie!
Other Faeries : *wave and say all at same time* Hi! How are ya? Nice to see ya! How ya doin'?
Binkle : Go home.
Yami Bakura *mutters* I wish I could...
Chuckle : Now, I have a very important question to ask you... Do you have your "Faerie Handbook" yet??
Yami Bakura : No...
Chuckle : Good! 'Cause you don't need one! *the faeries laugh, while Chuckle says, "Got you there, Got you there..."* * Yami Bakura sneers, while the Faeries don't notice*
Chuckle : But what you do need are performances from the Faerie Players...And that's us! *Faeries wave and bow* Thank you, thank you... Now, I'm Chuckle, This is Giggle, *Giggle bows* That's Snort the Faerie...
Snort : That's my name, not a suggestion.
Chuckle : And that's Winkle, *Winkle bows* Binkle, *Binkle bows* And... Oh, yes, Murph.
*Murph remains in faerie form* (Purplish blob thing...This would be a WHOLE lot easier to explain if you've played Stonekeep... Try to buy a copy and play it! It was only made in 1995!!!)
Binkle : Don't make me angry, Dog tick. You're not going to like me... when I'm angry.
Yami Bakura : *thinking* Oh... I'm soooo scared... *speaks* I don't think much of you now...
Chuckle : Murph? *scoffs* Oh, Muuurph!
Murph : *transforms into regular form* Sorry.
Chuckle : Now, whenever you walk into a particular square, you'll find us!! (I don't remember what he really said on this sentence..)
Oh, did I mention... A compinsation?
Giggle : A stipend if you will.
Snort : The big payoff.
Winkle : Rec, rec, recompense!
Binkle : Cash and prizes.
*pause*
Chuckle : Murph!
Murph : Sorry. Pay for play.
Giggle : That means you have to pay us something... Spunky. Wha ga gee, gee! (Oh, just to let you know, Giggle giggles a lot {the Wha, ga, gee, gee! thing. When he laughs, It's Wha ga, GA,GA!.. you get the idea.})
Chuckle : And now, to prepare for our play! Away! Away! Away-
Binkle : LET'S JUST BEAT IT! *faeries turn into faerie form and dissapear*
Yami Bakura : Why me????
*back to Kirei residence*
Sailor Millennium : Hehehehehehehehehehe...
Everyone Else : *sweatdrop*
Sailor Millennium : Okay! For Mokuba!
Mokuba : Yeah?
Sailor Millennium : You get something very special!
Mokuba : What do I get???
Sailor Millennium : A very rare card! The Winged Dragon of Ra!!
Seto : AN EGYPTIAN GOD CARD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Mokuba, can I see that???
Sailor Millennium : Oh! And it's Seto Proof!
Seto : WHY?!?!?!?!?!??! WHHHHHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Yami : *grins* This is not really Kaiba's day, is it Joey??
Joey : *grins also* Nope!!
Sailor Millennium : Okay... Last, but not least! Kaiba!
Yami : *mutters to Joey* I think he's least...
Joey : *nod*
Seto : Do get something good?????
Sailor Millennium : I guess. But this is hard! What do you get a rich guy that has a lot of rare cards??? I mean, you could literally buy Industral-
Yami : *hastily covers Sailor Millennium's mouth* *Whispers* DON"T give him any ideas!!!!
Seto : ???
Sailor Millennium : Uh... scratch that thought. Anyway... I got you this! *holds up card* The Millennium Shield!
Seto : MILLENNIUM SHIELD?!? DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE THAT CARD IS?!?
Sailor Millennium : Yep. Does that mean that you don't have it?
Seto : No! Gimme that! *snatches card*
Sailor Millennium : Well, I guess that means you like it then...
Seto : Now I am the master of all duels! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Everyone else : *sweatdrop*
Sailor Millennium : Uh... right.
*back in Faerie realm*
Chuckle : What's next for us to play?
Yami Bakura : JUST GO AWAY!!! I'VE ALREADY HEARD THAT WAHOOKA SONG SO MANY TIMES!! *Takes some white flowers and shoves them to Chuckle* GO AWAY!!!
Chuckle : *laughs* Are you sure about this??
Oh we love this story, we do. Murph, get on up here... Murph...? *growls* MURPH!
Murph : Sorry! Uh... I'd rather be...
Chuckle : Wait a second!
Murph : What?
Chuckle : Remember the "deal?"
Murph : Oh... yeah... *clears throat* This is usually... "I'd rather be a dwarf"... By Murph... But by a special request... Now it's "I'd rather be Yami Bakura..." By Murph...
Chuckle : Get on with it...
Murph : Okay... Here we go...
Chuckle : If you could be the king, wouldn't that be a dandy thing?
Murph : I'd rather be Yami Bakura...
Giggle : A hero, great and tall! Vanqish foes, one and all!
Murph : I'd rather be Yami Bakura...
Snort : The wisest man in all the land, who holds all knowledge in his hand?
Murph : I'd rather be Yami Bakura...
Binkle : A bookmark from a page, a singer, or a Mighty Mage?
Murph : I'd rather be Yami Bakura...
Winkle : A tinker, a tailor, soldier, a thief, a slug, a worm, a ugly leach?
Murph : I'd rather be Yami Bakura!
All faeries except Murph : A pile of rocks, a lock of hair, the lint beneath a rocking chair, A hairy worm, a ugly gnat, the quano from a worm- sick bat?!
*pause*
Chuckle : *laughs* Murph!
Murph : Oh! I'd rather be Yami Bakura!
*pause*
Murph : But I am pretty stupid... I guess I am Yami Bakura!! *all faeries laugh*
Yami Bakura : *enraged* THAT'S IT! ALL OF YOU DRONES ARE GOING TO THE GRAVEYARD!!! *ring glows*
Chuckle : *smoothly* Sorry, chum. But we have magic, too!
*all faeries cast a spell*
*Yami Bakura is now a chibi *thanks to Shrink rune*
Yami Bakura (Chibi I should say) : WHY??????????????!!!?!?!?!?
*back to Kirei residence*
*phone rings*
Sailor Millennium : *answers it* Hello? Oh, hi Giggle! You what?! Yami Bakura a chibi?!? *pause* I see. Well, change him back in a few hours... hehehehe...
Anyway... to the part you've all been waiting for!! The point!! This one (from Blue Lagoon Loon again) is when they fight the Mythic Dragon!
*begin*
Seto : They're summoning the Mythic Dragon themselves!!!
*Lightning flashes, thunder rumbles, A lightning strike suddenly reveals...*
Yami : Oh, no!!!!
Joey : IT CAN'T BE!!
Mai : NOT HIM!!!!
Mokuba : It's... It's...
*Barney appears, 100,000/100,000*
Barney : *stupid laugh* Hi Kids!!!
Yami, Seto, Mai, Joey, Mokuba : NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Wierd suit dudes : BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *cough, choke, cough*
Wierd suit dude 1 : You can't beat the Mythic Dragon!
Wierd Suit dude 2 : He is unstoppable!!
Barney : *another stupid laugh* Let's play a game!!
Joey : NEVER!!! GUYS, WE GOTTA ATTACK AND DESTROY 'IM, FAST!!
Mai : Alright! I play... the Harpie Lady sisters! *Harpies appear* `
*Get electrocuted*
Mai : What?!? What happened to my harpies?!?
Wierd suit dude 1 : It's just a little reprogramming we did. *dragon seal appears* We call it the "Dragon Seal". This makes the field we're on a sacred place where only dragons can attack.
Seto : Heh, heh, heh, heh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You DARE challenge me to a duel of Dragons?!? Go, Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Joey : Only Dragons, huh? Fine! Go Red Eyes Black Dragon!
Mai : Harpie's pet Dragon!
Yami : And I summon... CURSE OF DRAGON!
*all of those dragons appear*
Yami : Let's see your Mythic Dragon stand up to the team we have set up for it!
Yami, Seto, Mai, Joey : ATTACK!!!
*all of the Dragons attack*
Wierd Suit Dude 1: Mythic Dragon, Attack with your "FAVORITE LOVING SONG!!!!"
Barney : I love you, you love me...
Mokuba, Seto, Mai, Joey, Yami and all the Dragons : NOOOOOOOOOO! *all cover ears*
Joey : IT BURRRRRRRRRRRNSSSSSS!
Mokuba : NO!! NO, NO! PLEASE STOPPPPPP!
Wierd Suit Dudes *singing along and laughing insanely*
Seto : YOU GUYS ARE SICK!!!!
*attacks hit Barney, only making him stop his song, nothing more*
Barney : HEY! THAT'S MY FAVORITE SONG YOU INTERUPTED!!
Joey : Thank God we did!
Mokuba, Seto, Mai : Amen!
Yami : Preach it, Brother Joey!
Joey : * suddenly dressed in black tux* And God... said... BARNEY SONGS ARE EVIL!!!!! THOU SHALT NOT SING BARNEY SONGS!!! CAN I HAVE AN AMEN?!?
Seto, Yami, Mai, Mokuba : A~MEN!!
Wierd Suit Dudes : STOP IT!! Now, we are going to attack the one on your team that doesn't have a dragon to attack or defend!! Isn't that right? Mokuba??
Seto : No! You wouldn't!
Weird Suit Dudes : HAHAHAHA!! MYTHIC DRAGON, ATTACK !
Barney : *sends out a purple and green blast of energy*
Joey : Red Eyes, block it!
*Red Eyes Black Dragon flies into energy and dissapears*
Joey : *trembles, falls to knees and starts to disintegrate*
Yami. Mai : Joey! *run over to Joey who is still disintergrating*
Yami : Hold on, Joey!
Mai : Don't leave us, Joey, we need you!
Joey : *weak smile* *thumbs up sign* *dissapears*
Yami : He's gone!
Mai : Joey... *angry* What kind of a twisted, sick game have you turned this into?!?
Wierd suit dudes : HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Wierd suit dude 1 : Who said this was a game? This was a game long ago.
Seto : We need a new tactic.
Yami: Yes. With our dragons alone, we won't win this. But I think I know how we can.
Seto : What do you mean?
Yami : As strong as that creature may be, there is still one monster that can beat it.
Everyone else: Huh?
Yami : Black Luster Soldier! I summon you! By sacrificing the power of my Fierce Knight, and my Curse of Dragon! *Throws cards, and the ritual begins, clouds form in the sky and Black Lustre Solider floats down in purple aura* *Lands on Dragon Seal and is getting electricuted*
Wierd Suit Dude 1: Ha, ha, ha! Weren't you listening to what I just said?!? The Black Lustre Soldier is not a dragon, therefore he can't attack, and now it will be destroyed!
Mai : No you can't! My pet dragon will stop you! *Harpie's pet dragon attacks*
Wierd suit dudes : Mythic Dragon, Attack!
Barney : *stupid giggle* *lets loose a blast of green and purple energy destroying the Pet dragon*
Mai : *falls down *
Yami : Mai! Alone, her dragon couldn't stand against it! Which means... *life points at 0*
*Mai Disintigrating*
Yami : No!
Mai : Yugi... I guess I won't be here to see how this all turns out. Now, Yugi... It's all up to you... *fully disentegrates*
Yami : *shaking in anger* Mai... With all my might, I will avenge you... You and Joey... *turns to Kaiba* Now, Kaiba, this may be our one chance. We have to work as a team!
Seto : No way! You don't know what your doing!
Yami : You just have to trust me Kaiba!
Seto : No way, Yugi! I can win this battle on my own!
Weird Suit Dude 1: You'll win nothing. Two of your team are already gone, and now we'll make it three! *Barney attacks with a purple and green blast of energy*
Yami : Kaiba, call your ultimate dragon!
Seto : No!
Mokuba : Seto, it's not the monster he's attacking, it's you! * pushes Seto out of the way and gets hit by attack*
Seto : No! Mokuba!
Mokuba : Seto... *falls and disintigrates*
Barney : *giggles* I got the cute kid!
Seto : No! No! *falls down on knees* Mokuba!!
Yami : Kaiba, your brothers sacrifice doesn't have to be for nothing. We can still win this. But we to work together. I have a plan to defeat this beast! Listen, you have to trust me! For it's the only way to avenge our friends. Now,call your Ultimate beast!
Kaiba : All right then. Come out Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon! *Blue Eyes Appears and fuse together* I hope you know what your doing Yugi!
Wierd Suit dude 1 : Fools! Names mean nothing. That dragon is strong, but our is the Ultimate one!
Yami : For now, maybe. But when he has combined himself with another, your dragon's reign will be through. According to legend, when heroes united, they will create a power to destroy the mythic Dragon!
Weird Suit dude 1: Barney...
Yami : WHATEVER! We will fufill that prophecy, now! Go Polymerization! Go Soldier!
Seto : Go! Ultimate Dragon!
Yami and Seto : COMBINE!
*polymerization portal thing appears*
Wierd Suit Dude 1: Mythic Dragon! Obliterate them! *Barney Attacks*
*doesn't work8
Weird Suit Dude 1 : What?! Nothing Happened!
Yami : Oh, something has happened. Behold! The Surpreme Dragon Master Knight! (5000/4000) Now, see his awsome power! *BLS raises sword and REBD and HPD appears*
Wierd Suit Dude 2 : What? Those dragons were already sent to the graveyard! How could they be back?
Yami : The Dragon Master Knight gains the attack power of every dragon ever played on the field! Including those Sent to the Graveyard! Now in the memory of Joey, Mai, Mokuba.. We will topple your beast!
Weird Suit Dude 1: How? Even with those attack points, the mythic Dragon is still far too powerful!
Yami ; Oh really? I play... The ARMY OF BARNEY HATERS! *AOBH appear with shotguns and such*
The Army of Barney Haters halves the Mythic Dragon's attack points, and raises the Dragon Master Knight's attack by 1,000,000! (1,009,000)
Seto : Attack Dragon Master Knight!
Yami : DRAGON SABER BLAST!
*DMK does the attack and obliterates Barney*
Weird Suit Dudes : NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Seto and Yami : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*end*
Sailor Millennium : Well, what did you think?
Yami : That was cool!
Tea' : It was great... but...
Sailor Millennium : What?
Tea' : Aren't you going to bring Yami Bakura back? I mean, you've been pretty hard on him...
Sailor Millennium : Your point?
Tea' : Well, Christmastime is a time to spend with family and friends. It's a time to forgive, and to care and-
Everyone else : ZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Tea' : HEY!
Sailor Millennium : Wh-What? Oh, fine. I'll bring him back *snaps fingers*
*Yami Bakura appears, not chibi anymore*
Yami Bakura : What? I'M FREE!!!
Sailor Millennium : *sigh*
*Link87 sneaks up on both of them*
Link87 : *snicker* *dangles mistletoe over them* Hey guys... look up!
Sailor Millennium and Yami Bakura : What? *both look up and see Mistletoe*
Sailor Millennium : WHAT?!?
Yami Bakura : YES!! After all I've been through today, I DO deserve a kiss...
Sailor Millennium : LINK87 HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!?
Link87 : I couldn't help myself... *snickers*
Sailor Millennium : *growls* kisses Yami Bakura*
*snap* *FLASH*
Sailor Millennium : WHAT?!?!?
Link87 : *holds up camera* THIS IS GOING TO BE PRICELESS! *runs away and Sailor Millennium chases him*
Sailor Millennium : COME BACK HERE YOU JERK!
Yugi : *sweatdrop* O...kay. Anyway, hope you enjoyed this chapter! *hear Sailor Millennium screaming I'M GONNA KILL YOU LINK87!!!* o.O Uh... please review! Have a Merry Christmas! Bye!
