Sailor Millennium: Heya! This is another chappie (duh), by the way. I know,
it's REALLY annoying on me not posting another chappie every week (believe
me, I get annoyed when I expect a chapter and there's not one for two
weeks) but I just...can't...THINK OF ANYTHING!!! ARGH! It's not the ending
thing, (I got that down) But it's the scenes before the ending and I must
have those, or there's no story! *rants* WHY CAN'T I THINK OF
ANYTHING?!??!? ARGH! *Hits self on head with cartoonish mallet hoping to
knock in some inspiration* *WHACK* @_@ Ow...
Yami Bakura : *runs to Sailor Millennium* Are you alright? *holds her so she can maintain balance*
Sailor Millennium : Owie... *crying/whing kinda like Serena from Sailor Moon* That huuurt!
Yami Bakura : *smiles gently* *notices bump on Sailor Millennium's head* You have a bump...
Sailor Millennium : *sniff* So?
Yami Bakura : I can make that feel better... *kisses bump gently*
Joey : *to Yami* I bet ya ten bucks dat she slaps him.
Yami : You're on.
Sailor Millennium : *blushes at Yami Bakura* I'm getting sleepy...
Yami Bakura : *small sweatdrop* You're not going to faint are you...?
Sailor Millennium : No. Not that sleepy. *yawns* I just need sleep.
Yami Bakura : Oh.
Sailor Millennium : Night, night, everybody. *walks away from Yami Bakura, half awake* *nearly stumbles on stairs*
Yami Bakura : Woah, there, honey. Let me guide you. *takes Sailor Millennium's arm and guides her to her room*
*Comes back smiling*
Yami : What are you smiling about?
Yami Bakura : She didn't hit or torture me this chapter! *sighs happily* We must be getting closer...
Joey : Yeah, right. Da only reason why she didn't hurt you was dat she was too tired.
Yami Bakura : *glare*
Yami : Oh, Joey, you owe me ten dollars.
Joey : What?!? Oh yeah. Dang it...
Yami : So what are you waiting for? Hand it over!
Joey : Aw... *gives Yami a ten dollar bill*
Yugi : ...... *notices box labeled "Gifts"* Hey! What's this? *opens box*
Tristan : What's in there, Yugi?
Yugi : It's gifts to us from the reviewers! Sailor Millennium must have forgotten to tell us about it!
Seto : Probably on purpose...
Yugi : No... I don't think so. She's been working all these past two weeks (except Christmas and New Year's...) she just got back to school this week and didn't have time to update until today, and she just was very tired and forgot about it. And not to mention that she was sick Monday, Tuesday, AND Wednesday last week...
Seto : Fine. I get the point.
Yugi : Anyway...These are from R Amythest. *holds up strange box* Kaiba, this one's yours...
Seto : *takes box* Hmmm.... *opens it* *Maya Kaiba pops out* What?!?
Maya : Hi Seto! *glomps Seto*
Seto : *sweatdrop*
Yugi : This one's for Bakura *gives Bakura parcel with lots of silver bows and such*
Bakura : *opens it* Anti-authoress spray?
Yugi : *shrugs*
Bakura : Now the question is... is it to be used on Sailor Millennium or for R Amythest?
Yugi : Probably for Sailor Millennium, but why her? She hasn't done anything to you.
Bakura : Except the fact that she made me go on 20 more dates with R Amythest... *shudders*
R Amythest : *opens door and bangs it slightly* Bakura-kun! Are you ready?
Bakura : Wha-?! THERE'S A DATE TODAY?!?!?!?!?
Yami Bakura : *snicker* Have fun...
R Amythest : *grabs Bakura and glomps him* We're gonna have fun! Lord of the Rings: The two Towers is a little more than 3 hours!
Bakura : T_T WHY ME?!?!?!?!? *looks to sky* WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?
R Amythest : ^_^ Come on, you. *drags Bakura away*
Yugi: *sweatdrop* Oooooooookay.... Uh... Yami Bakura, here's yours from R Amythest...
Yami Bakura : Hmmm? Let's see... Love Spray...? Oh, wait, there's directions... *reads directions* *grins evilly* *evil snicker*
Yugi : *BIG sweatdrop* I don't wanna know. It's probably for Sailor Millennium, anyway. Uh...Yami!
Yami : Yes, Aibou?
Yugi : There's a gift for you from Yami Amythest... *gives Yami a tiny box*
Yami : Hmmmm..... *opens box* *picks up key* Key to the Sugar Cabinet?? ALL RIGHT! *runs to Kitchen*
Yugi : Uh...Okay. Now, Mai!
Mai : Yep?
Yugi : You get this. *Hands Mai a medium-sized box*
Mai *opens it* Nice earmuffs! And...Anti-Tea spray?
Tea': *sweatdrop?*
Yugi : This is for Tea... *hands Tea another medium-sized box*
Tea : Okay... *opens box* A microphone! Yay!
Everyone else : *sweatdrop*
Yugi : For me... Hmmm...Wonder what I get? *opens box* some kind of spray... *accidently sprays some and Yugi is one foot taller* Huh? *looks at bottle : HEIGHTENING SPRAY: 1 SPRAY ONLY* Oh, I see... At least I'm taller! ^-^
Now for Mokuba... *hand Mokuba a small box*
Mokuba : *Opens it* A spray too! *thinking* Must be heighening spray too! *sprays on self*
*turns chibi*
Chibi Mokuba : Huh...???
Yami Amythest : *runs in and takes pictures of Chibi Mokuba* Hikari's right! Chibi Mokuba IS pretty cute! But not as cute as Yami Yugi! *grins at Yami, who is looking at the unlocked sugar cabinet*
Yami : What should I eat first...?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Yugi : Chibifying spray, huh? I've had that happen... Sailor Millennium sprayed that on me as a little joke last year. Don't worry. It wears off.
Chibi Mokuba : Kay!
Yugi : Now, for Joey...
Joey : Yeah, Yug?
Yugi : You get this. *hands Joey a medium-sized box*
Joey : *opens it* WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Yugi : What's wrong???
Joey : *glare* *holds up puppy-dog suit that Duke made him wear*
Seto : *bursts out laughing*
Joey : SHUT UP KAIBA!
Seto : Why-why don't you put it on?! *laughing some more*
Joey : NOOOOO WAY! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!
Yugi : *BIG sweatdrop* Uh... R Amythest... That probably wasn't the best thing to give to Joey...
Joey : *tears dog suit to shreds* DIE DOG SUIT! DDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Yugi : *Even BIGGER sweatdrop*
And Sailor Millennium gets...
Yami Bakura : What?
Yugi : Uh... "Anti-Love Spray".
Yami Bakura : Anti-Love Spray? GIMME THAT! *snatches Anti-Love Spray, thinking* I can't let Sailor Millennium get a hold on this! When I make her fall in love with me, she can't go back!
Yugi : Um... Yami Bakura, that belongs to Sailor Millennium. Give it back...
Yami Bakura : NEVER!- I mean... I'm just going to hold onto this for a while! I'll give it to Sailor Millennium when she wakes up! *looks innocent*
Yugi : Um...Oh, alright. Just give it to her when she wakes up, k?
Yami Bakura : Ok. *thinking* Foolish, stupid mortal...
Yami : *pigging out on chocolate* CHOCOLATE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yugi : Well, this is the last present, from KitKatt0430. We get 8 wishes that her authoress and reviewer powers can grant!
Seto : Well, I know mine!
Yugi : BUT, we can only wish if Sailor Millennium's with us.
Seto : Dang it...
Yugi : Now, to the point! The ending this chapter concerns me, Yami, and Kaiba mostly. It's the one with the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon. This ending is the combination of BlueLagoon Loon's idea and Rikku24's idea! Enjoy!
*begin*
Seto : And I know that you won't make any move if it risks me falling off. Even though you know, by not attacking, you lose the only chance to save your grandpa. Our life points are equal, Yugi.(Yugi: 400. Kaiba : 400) Strike now if you dare! Otherwise, next turn, I swear I'll take you down!
Yami : /I must!/
Yugi : \I can't!\
Yami : /We must!/
Yugi : \No! It's not right!\ *a little flashback of Yugi's Grandpa's soul getting stolen*
Grandpa : Yuuuuuuuugiiii!
Yugi : \There must be another way!\
Yami : *takes over* /There isn't./
Tea' : *thinking* Look at his face. It looks like Yugi's struggling to do the right thing. But he can't risk hurting Kaiba.
Yami : Kaiba, I've never backed away! And I'm not starting now! CELTIC GUARDIAN, ATTACK!
Celtic Guardian : *running in slow-motion to Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, about to attack*
Tea' : *running to Yami in slow-mo, too* : Yugi, you can't!
*Celtic Guardian STILL running in slow-mo*
Tea' : You can't take this risk! Call it back!
*stupid commercials, lousy 30 second pieces of crap.... (rant, rant)*
Tea' : No, Yugi, you can't!
*What can I say? Celtic Guardian STILL running in slow-mo*
Tea' : This isn't like you! You gotta stop! Yugi!
Kaiba : ......ENOUGH! WE GOT THE POINT!! JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!
Tea' :Huh??? *stops, and Celtic Guardian rams into her, (she just got in the way... -_-)*
*The two collide in to Yami/Yugi, Yami gets knocked out of the Millennium Puzzle, (don't ask how, this is MY story.)*
*the four are in a huge dogpile, with Yugi at the bottom and Tea on the top*
Yugi : I CAN"T FEEL MY SPINE!!!!
Tea' : Ouchies... O_O MY SKIRT! IT"S RUINIED!!! *bursts into tears*
Yami : Ow... *notices Tea' crying* What IS it with girls and their clothes?!?!?!?
Seto : ......................
Celtic Guardian : Must....Attack....Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon...... *jumps out of pile and runs reallyreallyreallyreally fast* DESTROY!! DESTROY!!! OBLITERATE!!!
Yugi : No!
*Celtic Guardian stops*
Yami : ATTACK!
*Celtic Guardian turns to attack*
Yugi : NO!
*stops*
Yami : OBLITERATE!
*turns to attack*
Yugi : STOP!
*stops*
*now this is a fight between Yami and Yugi with the Celtic Guardian looking confused*
Yami : ANNIHILATE!
Yugi : NO!
Yami : DEMOLISH!
Yugi : STOP!
Yami : TEAR DOWN!
Yugi : DON'T ATTACK!
Celtic Guardian :....................-_-* SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA ATTACK!!
*Celtic Guardian runs and is about to destroy the BEUD*
*meanwhile*
*Ten semis filled with extra-bounce trampolines are being delivered to Peggy's castle*
Peggy : *acting like a excited child* Ooooh! Oooooh! Goodie! My 50,000 extra-bounce trampolines are finally here!
Loaders : *bringing in the trampolines (they're not in boxes)
*anyway, back to Kaiba*
Celtic Guardian : *destroyes BEUD*
(Yugi : 400, Kaiba :0)
*Kaiba doesn't fall off building*
Yami : What?!? Celtic Guardian, ATTACK KAIBA!!!
*Celtic Guardian hits Kaiba with the flat end of his sword*
Seto : OW!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*meanwhile with the trampolines and Peggy...*
*Seto lands on the lead trampoline, knocking down and smothering the lead trampoline delivery guy*
*BOING*
Lead trampoline delivery guy : OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW! X_x
*back on top of the castle*
Yami : *crowing* EAT THAT KAIBA!! NO ONE CAN BEAT THE KING OF GAMES!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU'RE ONLY SECOND-RATE!!!
Yugi : Yami! You killed Kaiba!
Yami : So???
Joey : ???? Uh... is it jus' me, or are there now two Yugi's...?
Tristan : It's not you.
Bakura : One is the Yugi we know, and the other's insane or hyper...
Tea' : Or both. He DID have 6 king-sized candy bars before he and Kaiba dueled, and I guess it now took effect...
Yami : I AM THE BEST!! NO ONE, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE CAN BEAT ME!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*BOING* *Kaiba bounces back up*
Yami : WHAT THE-?????
Everyone else : ?????
*back on down on the castle, with Peggy*
All other trampoline delivery guys : *drop trampolines and run away, screaming*
*all get into their trucks and drive away reallyreallyreallyreally fast*
Peggy : Hey wait! I forgot to pay you guys!
A delivery guy : *yelling* IT'S ON THE HOUSE!
Peggy : ???? ^-^ My... how convenient... Oh well! Time to have fun!! *bounces on trampoline* *BOING*
*back on top of the castle*
Yami: *ranting* KAIBA'S STILL ALIVE?!?!?
*BOING* *everyone sees Peggy*
Everyone : O_O????
Peggy : Wheeeeeeeee! So much fun! Hi, Yugi-boy!! How was your- *falls back down*
*BOING* *everyone sees Kaiba*
Kaiba : STOP THE RIDE!! STOP THE RIIIIIIIIDE!!!! MOMMYYYYYYYYY!!!! *falls back down*
*BOING* *everyone sees Peggy*
Peggy : Duel?!?
Yugi : *Sweatdrop* Uh... great...
Peggy : That's nice!! Bye-bye!! *falls back down* *notices Kaiba* Hi Kaiba- boy!! Decided to join me???????
Kaiba : I WANNA GO HOOOOOOME!!! I WANT MY MOOOOOOOOMMMMYYYYYY!
Everyone at the top except Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura : *sweatdrop???*
Yami Yugi : *still crowing*
Yami Bakura : *takes over* *jumps off building*
Tea' : ???? What's Bakura doing??
Yami Bakura : *thinking* Pegasus is distracted. With that, I can steal his Millennium Item, and get out of here quickly. *bounces on trampoline*
Peggy : WHEEEEE! *doesn't notice Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura : *thinking* Foolish, stupid mortal. *reaches out and grabs Millennium Eye*
Peggy : OOOWWWWWWWWW! O.*
Yami Bakura : *smirk* *bounces away*
Peggy : Owie... Oh well! *giggles and bounces on more trampolines* ^___________*
Everyone else *BIG Sweatdrop*
*meanwhile, with Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura : *bounces on last trampoline and lands on ground* *thinking* Now I have Pegasus' Millennium Item. But it was too easy...
Sailor Millennium : *materializes in front of Yami Bakura* Darn right it was! Now GIMME THAT!!!
Yami Bakura : O.o WHAT ARE _YOU_ DOING HERE?!?!?!?!?
Sailor Millennium : *crosses arms* Well, I just knew that you were going to steal an item today...so I came to stop you!
Yami Bakura : *rolls eyes* Don't tell me that you're going to bring the Millennium Eye back to the cartoon-bunny loving freak...
Sailor Millennium : *scoffs* Are you kidding?!? The only reason that I stopped you was that because _you_ already _have_ a Millennium Item!!! I want one too, ya know... I'd prefer the Ankh, but...(since I like ankhs...)
Politically correct people : IT"S THE KEY!!!
Sailor Millennium : *growls* FINE, THEN, YOU MORONS! _KEY!_ *mutters* stupid @!#$%@!%$....
Yami Bakura : That's the first time I've seen you swear.
Sailor Millennium : So? Your point????
Yami Bakura : Nothing.
Sailor Millennium : Anyway, I didn't come here to chit-chat! I came to take away that Millennium Item of yours! MILLENNIUM SHINING ILLUMINATION ASSULT!
*attack hits Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura : *charred* O.o
Sailor Millennium : *casually takes the Millennium Eye from Yami Bakura's hand* Thank you! *giggles, leaves*
Thera (My Mystical Elf, if you didn't know) : *materializes in front of Sailor Millennium* Hold it, young lady!
Sailor Millennium : *thinking* Uh, oh! Busted! *talking* Uh... yes Thera?
Thera : That Millennium Item doesn't belong to you. Give it back...
Sailor Millennium : Uh, to whom?
Thera : Yami Bakura. It belongs to him, doesn't it?
Yami Bakura : *grins evilly* *looks innocently* Um.. Yes! Yes, it does belong to me! I mean, what is this world coming to??? *puts hands on Sailor Millennium's shoulders* Lovely damsels stealing items...oh, dear...
Sailor Millennium : -_- * *mutters softly* Oh, _please_...
Thera : Give it back to Yami Bakura, now...
Sailor Millennium : What?! It belongs to Pegasus! NOT _HIM_!
Thera : That's enough out of you. Now give it back!
Sailor Millennium : *growls* *hands over Millennium Eye to Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura *evil grin for a second, then turns into a fake smile* Thank you!
Sailor Millennium : *grumbles*
Thera : Now what do you say...?
Sailor Millennium : Why are you acting like my mom?!? Fine then. SORRY!
Thera : NICER!!
Sailor Millennium : *growls* Sorry.
Yami Bakura : You're forgiven. *playfully kisses cheek*
Sailor Millennium : *Turns red* trying NOT to slap Yami Bakura in front of Thera* *growls* You are SO lucky that Thera's here...
Thera : Isn't that nice? I'm sorry for Sailor Millennium's behavior. She has a lack of sugar right now, and it sometimes makes her irritable and sometimes a little evil... But that will change when we go home for some cookies! See you! *drags Sailor Millennium away*
Yami Bakura : *waves* *walks off with Millennium Eye with a laugh*
*end*
Yugi : Heh, heh... I guess I didn't see Sailor Millennium and Thera's cameo appearance... But it was still funny, right?
Yami Bakura : She let me have a Millennium Item!
Joey : Only 'cause Thera t'ought it belonged to you, and Sailor Millennium was acting evil dat day.
*Sailor Millennium walks out*
Sailor Millennium : *yawns* Well, that was a good nap! How's everybody?
Joey : We're doin fine.
Sailor Millennium : That's good. *notices Chibi Mokuba, and that Bakura's gone* Where's Bakura? And what happened to Mokuba? *notices HyperYami raiding the sugar cabinet* AND WHY IS YAMI RAIDING THE SUGAR CABINET?!?!?!?
Yugi : Well, Yami Amythest gave Yami the key to the sugar cabinet...
Sailor Millennium : *runs to sugar cabinet* *notices that the chocolate is all gone* THE CHOCOLATE'S GONE?!?!? MY MOM WILL _KILL_ ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
*suddenly door opens*
*Crystal (my mom) steps in*
Sailor Millennium : O.O!!!!!
Crystal : Hi, honey! I just got back from the store, and-
Sailor Millennium : *shoves the YGO cast into her room* Did you buy any chocolate?????
Crystal : No... There was some in the sugar cabinet. *looks to see all the chocolate gone* *slightly insane* WHAT?!? WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY CHOCOLATE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Sailor Millennium : ^ ^U
Crystal : AMA-
Sailor Millennium : STOP!
Crystal : What?!? You have better have a GOOD explination for eating all of MY chocolate! Let's hear it, young lady!
*meanwhile in Sailor Millennium's room*
*the YGO cast can clearly hear the yelling (or conversation) while Yami Bakura is looking at Sailor Millennium's stuff*
Yami : Now I know where the "getting insane when the candy's gone" comes from...
Everyone else except Yami Bakura : ^ ^U *nod, nod*
Yami Bakura : *looking at Sailor Millennium's deck* She has practically all of the cards I have!!! She only needs a few morphing jars, a just desserts card, and she has all of the cards I show on the program! *sighs* She must like me...
Joey : She only likes- *pauses* Nah, it's too easy...
Yami Bakura : *didn't hear Joey* *blush, sigh*
*back to Mom*
Sailor Millennium : Mommy, I'll tell you the truth. You see, one of my reviewers gave Yami the key to the sugar cabinet while I was sleeping, and he ate all the chocolate while I was asleep!
Crystal : *scoffing look* Yami? That older looking version of Yugi from Yu- Gi-Oh?
Sailor Millennium : Yep.
Crystal : *scoffs* Oh, _PLEASE!_ THAT'S THE STUPIDEST EXCUSE I'VE EVER HEARD! YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER AMAR-
Sailor Millennium : MOOOMMY!
Crystal : *suspicious glare* Why are you interrupting me when I say your name?
Sailor Millennium : O.OU! Uh... nothing...
Crystal : Amar-
Sailor Millennium : Mommy! Stop!
Crystal : *glare* Let me know why I can't say your name.
Sailor Millennium :............
Crystal : ....-_-* AMARA!!!
Sailor Millennium : What the?!? Oh no! Mommy!!! Why?!?!?
Crystal : ???
*Back in my room*
Yami Bakura : *hears Crystal yell "AMARA!", drops deck* Amara?? Her name is Amara????
*back with mom*
Crystal : Are you going to tell what _really_ happened? T.V. characters, no matter how much you want them to, can not be in the real world!
*Yami Bakura busts out of room*
Crystal, Sailor Millennium : O.o???
*the rest of the YGO! cast follows*
Yami : Wanna bet on that?!? Now, WHERE'S THE REST OF THE CHOCOLATE?!?!?
Sailor Millennium :*BIG sweatdrop* I told ya, Mom.
Crystal : O.o I can't....believe it...
Yami Bakura : Your name is Amara Kirei?
Sailor Millennium : What the?!? HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?!?
Yami Bakura : *acting smooth* I didn't baby. You just told me!
Sailor Millennium : *thinking* THAT was Link87's doing. Mental Note : NEVER let the Yu-Gi-Oh! cast watch Austin Powers...
Crystal : Amara... I didn't know you had a boyfriend!
Sailor Millennium : O.o WHAT?!?
Crystal : This boy right here... *points to Yami Bakura* He's your boyfriend, right?? *smiles happily* Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you!
Yami Bakura : *looks shocked a minute, then grins evily just for a second* *puts arm around Sailor Millennium's waist smiling* Yes, Mrs. Kirei, I am her boyfriend. *to Sailor Millennium* Isn't that right, precious? *nuzzles cheek gently*
Sailor Millennium : *BLUSH* -_-* *growls softly but dangerously* Stop...it... or I'll...slap you...
Crystal : What was that, honey? *to Yami Bakura* Oh, anyway, I thought she'd never get a boyfriend! She always said that she'd never have one, and I'd always said she'd be wrong! It looks like I was right all along! ^_^ Right, honey????
Sailor Millennium : Mommy! *thinking* Alright, I have two choices. Either go along with this and have mom find out later that I don't like him... but... I _do_ care for him...No! I already told all my reviewers and the cast that I don't... and if I told my true feelings they'd all laugh, including Yami Bakura...and I couldn't take that rejection! I just have to keep the reviewers and the cast thinking that I don't like him! *talks* Mommy...
Crystal : Yes?
Sailor Millennium : *shadow that covers the eyes* Sorry to dissapoint you... but... I... *in a rush* don't like Yami Bakura...
Crystal : O.o??? But I thought-
Sailor Millennium : *shadow still there* You thought wrong, Mommy. *pries Yami Bakura's arm off and glares cruelly* I _don't_ like him.
Everyone else : Huh?!?
Yami Bakura : You can't be serious...
Sailor Millennium : *shadow STILL there* I am... *growls* I _HATE_ HIM!!
Yami Bakura : *if you've never seen a really bad heartbreak look, this is it...* No...That can't be right... You _are_ joking, *tiny tears in eyes, voice cracks a little* aren't you...?
Sailor Millennium : ........................
Yami Bakura : *face hardens* *in cruelest voice ever* Fine, you self- centered mortal. It's not like I ever cared for you anyway! *storms out and slams door*
Everyone else : .......................
Sailor Millennium : .......*tears are suddenly in eyes* *whispers* Self- centered... That's right. I am self-centered... But... *voice cracks* I did what was best... *sob* right?
Yugi : Sailor Millennium...
Sailor Millennium : *crying, but angry face* What?!?
Yugi : You're not self-centered. Yami Bakura was just hurt, that's all.
Yami : You're wrong. He was beyond heartbroken. I may dislike the tomb robber, but I can't help but feel sorry for him.
Everyone else : Mmmhmmm.
Sailor Millennium : But... I thought you guys would laugh or raise eyebrows if you found out I liked him a lot. Or I thought you-
Tristan : You gotta stop trying to please everyone else. You have to also stand firm for yourself. Don't worry about what _we_ think.
Mai : Tristan's right. You have to follow your heart, not what you think on how we're going to judge you.
*Bakura walks in*
Bakura : Hello everyone! Don't ask about the date... *notices everyone sad* What happened?
Joey : Your Yami was tryin to have Sailor Millennium like him, and she told him that she hated him, and he walked off, to put it short.
Bakura : *to Sailor Millennium* You-You what?!?
Sailor Millennium : I told him that I hated him, and I didn't like him at all... *crying* But it all wasn't true!
Bakura : *pauses* That's not what he thinks...
Yugi : What does he think?
Bakura : My Yami thinks that Sailor Millennium doesn't care for him at all, and he's very very (and I mean deep) deeply heartbroken.
Sailor Millennium : I don't get it. I said that I hated him before...
Bakura : *pauses again* Not that extremely, he thinks. I don't know all, I'm just reading his mind, not talking to him. He knows I'm reading his mind, but he doesn't care.
Joey : Why didn't he jus' use da love spray on her?
Sailor Millennium : The what?!?
Bakura : Hold on a sec. *pauses* He thought that it was pointless. Why live a relationship with false love than try to build and live one that has true love? He wanted to actually win Sailor Millennium's heart, not steal it.
Tristan : That's a surprise, coming from a thief himself...
Joey : Dat wasn't funny, Tristan.
Tristan : I wasn't being funny.
Joey : Oh.
Sailor Millennium : Well, I guess it's too late for that... My heart isn't worth winning anyway...
Bakura : ...No. He still wants it.
Sailor Millennium : *sob* Why?? Why would he still want _my_ heart if I just broke and literally shattered his?!?
Mai : You've never experienced love, have you?
Sailor Millennium : *sniffle* No...
Mai : He still loves you. He still wants to hold your heart-
Bakura : Yes. Sorry to interrupt, but, my Yami still has a very tiny flicker of hope that you were only embarrassed and weren't thinking clearly. He's grasping that hope, trying to dull the sharp pains into a duller heartache. *pause* Why don't you go talk to him?
Sailor Millennium : ME?!? ...No! He'll get angry with me! I know it! He'll yell at me, then-
Bakura : He'll want to hold you and apologize. You see, despite the rough exterior and uncaring disposition and harsh voice, Yami Bakura is very fragile. I know that he'll probably throw a fit that I told you all this, but, his self-esteem, pride... all easy to break and shatter. I accidently did once, and he just wanted to be left alone. He will probably do the same with you, but by just reading his mind...*pause* He'd secretly beg for you to come back. He's over by the shores not far from here. Go. Talk to him.
Sailor Millennium : But-
Everyone else : GO!
Sailor Millennium : ....Alright. *leaves*
*silence*
Crystal : .....You all are right about a few things on Amara.
Yugi : What's that?
Crystal : Amara _does_ want to please all of her friends, even if it means sacrificing what _she_ wants, for what _they_ want. *sigh* She does this because... because she was rejected by others when she was a kid. When she finally _was_ accepted, she wanted to keep her friends, no matter what the cost. This made her manipulate her own soul, making her a little bit what she isn't.
Tea' : So you're saying that sometimes she wears a mask?
Crystal : Yes, sort of. She's also very naive. She doesn't know a lot about the real world, due to practically cutting herself off of it for about three years. She's new to practically everything this world has. Especially love.
Everyone else : ...Oh.
Crystal : I just hope everything works out...
*meanwhile on the shores* (Oh, a little warning. This part is pretty fluffy, so if you no like fluffiness, don't read! This is why I also put "Romance" in the category...* *gets wacked in the head with ruler by Mrs. Seipman {she returns!!! -_-} because of a improper sentence* Ow........)
*Yami Bakura is sitting on the sand at the beach, while Sailor Millennium just arrived*
Yami Bakura : ............................. *whispers*...Why...? I thought that........... *frustrated sob* Why?!?
Sailor Millennium : Um... excuse me?
Yami Bakura : *looks up angrily and notices Sailor Millennium, a pained look on his face, but instantly turns to scorn* What do _you_ want?!?
Sailor Millennium : I...uh....um....I...
Yami Bakura : *glare* Go away! I don't _need_ nor _want_ you here! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Sailor Millennium : *crying*....Alright... *sob* *turns around to leave*
Yami Bakura : *softens* Wait....wait.... Come back.... I'm sorry.... Just please... come back....
Sailor Millennium : *crying too hard, can't hear him* *walking away*
Yami Bakura : *stands up and gently grabs her wrist*
Sailor Millennium :.......*sob* Y-y-yes?
Yami Bakura :..................... *sits down and gently places her on his lap*...........I'm sorry.
Sailor Millennium :..............*sniffle*
Yami Bakura : I truly am. Please forgive me...
Sailor Millennium :....A-a-actually, it's _you_ that should forgive _me_.... *crying* I-I-I-I-I'm sorry!
Yami Bakura : .......*thinking* She truly _does_ care for me... But...she said that she didn't! But...maybe that was a cover-up... *speaks* Amara...
Sailor Millennium : *hic* Yes? *sniffle*
Yami Bakura : Do you.... Do you love me?
Sailor Millennium :..........*blushes* Um.....I....
Yami Bakura : Do you?
Sailor Millennium : ....Yes.... *looking worried* Please don't laugh! I-
Yami Bakura : *kisses Amara/Sailor Millennium gently*
*kiss ends*
Yami Bakura : *tears in eyes, but smiling and a little teasingly* Aren't you going to slap me or something?
Sailor Millennium : *tears in eyes and smiling too* Not now, but maybe a little later... *giggles* *lightly taps Yami Bakura's cheek with her hand* There. I slapped you.
Yami Bakura : Ouch. That hurt.
Sailor Millennium : ^-^ It should.
Both : *laugh quietly*
Yami Bakura : *smiles* Oh... About the "love spray"... R Amythest gave me love spray to help you fall in love with me. *smiles happily* But it looks like I don't need it. Here. *gives Love Spray and Anti-Love spray bottles to Sailor Millennium*
Sailor Millennium : ^_^ *notices Anti-love spray* Wait a minute... this anti-love spray was probably for me... *glare* did you steal it in hopes of me not getting out of the spell?!?
Yami Bakura : *sweatdrop* Um...
Sailor Millennium : *glares, then smiles* But you did say it was pointless, so I forgive you. ^_^ You didn't ever need the love spray!
Yami Bakura : *sigh of relief*
Sailor Millennium : ^_^ *turns a little sad* So... do you forgive me for what _I've_ done? I mean, what I did to you was worse than anything you did to me...
Yami Bakura : I forgive you. No more apologizing. *holds up Millennium Ring* I can look into people's souls, remember? *nuzzles her cheek fondly* I know what you really felt just now... That you were not thinking clearly...and that you love me.
Sailor Millennium : *BLUSH* Let's not get too mushy, now. The reviewers are wanting me to end this chapter... *tries to get up, but Yami Bakura won't let go* Yabaku!
Yami Bakura : Decided to give me a little pet name, huh?
Sailor Millennium : *BLUSH* Uh... did I say that??? I meant, Yami Bak-
Yami Bakura : I like it. Let's go back.
Sailor Millennium : Okay.
*back at Kirei residence, the fluffiness is over...well, there is a LITTLE bit of fluffiness here*
Crystal : Well, I wonder what's taking so long...
Bakura : I wonder how Yami is. *pause*
Joey : Either he's reallyreallyreally happy, or he's dead.
Tristan : Not funny...
Joey : Hey! I'm just tryin to lighten da mood!
Yugi : I'm wondering how Sailor Millennium is...
Yami : She's fine. I know it. Now Yami Bakura on the other hand...
Tristan : STILL not funny...
Yami and Joey : *glare at Tristan*
Crystal : Well, It's a good thing I secretly bought chocolate chips for Chocolate chip cookies, so I start baking them. *walks into kitchen*
Yami : CHOCOLATE?!?!? WHERE?!?!? *runs into kitchen*
*WHACK!!!* *BANG!!*, *CRACK!!!*, *SPLAT!!!!* *BOOM!*
Yami : *comes back with many bumps on head* O.o^ Owie..........
Crystal : *slightly insane, holding a frying pan* STAY AWAY FROM _MY_ CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami and the other cast : O.O!!! Yes, MAAM!!!
*Sailor Millennium and Yami Bakura stroll in*
Yugi : She's back!
Joey : And Yami Bakura's alive!!!!
Yami Bakura : *glare*
Sailor Millennium : *smiles* *slightly glomps Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura : *smiles, blushes*
Yugi : So you two are finally together, huh??
Sailor Millennium : *smiles, nod, nod*
Joey : It only took 5 chapters...
Tristan : Now THAT was funny!
Joey : Actually, I was being serious...
Tristan : Oh.
Sailor Millennium : Well, it's time to end this chappie! *It's only about 25 pages... -_-* Thanks for waiting so long!! Please review! NO FLAMES! And NO getting mad about me and Yami Bakura! (this is for two Yamis...you know who you are...)
Crystal : Cookies are ready!! I made 20 dozen!!!!!
Sailor Millennium : O.O?!?!? COOKIES?!?!?!? YAY!!!!! *Sailor Millennium and all the YGO! cast run into Kitchen*
*Munch, Munch* ^_______________^ Yummy!!!! Bye! *Hear Crystal scream "YAMI!!! STOP EATING ALL THE COOKIES!!!!*
HyperYami : MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM THE KING OF COOKIES!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sailor Millennium : *sweatdrop*
Yami Bakura : *runs to Sailor Millennium* Are you alright? *holds her so she can maintain balance*
Sailor Millennium : Owie... *crying/whing kinda like Serena from Sailor Moon* That huuurt!
Yami Bakura : *smiles gently* *notices bump on Sailor Millennium's head* You have a bump...
Sailor Millennium : *sniff* So?
Yami Bakura : I can make that feel better... *kisses bump gently*
Joey : *to Yami* I bet ya ten bucks dat she slaps him.
Yami : You're on.
Sailor Millennium : *blushes at Yami Bakura* I'm getting sleepy...
Yami Bakura : *small sweatdrop* You're not going to faint are you...?
Sailor Millennium : No. Not that sleepy. *yawns* I just need sleep.
Yami Bakura : Oh.
Sailor Millennium : Night, night, everybody. *walks away from Yami Bakura, half awake* *nearly stumbles on stairs*
Yami Bakura : Woah, there, honey. Let me guide you. *takes Sailor Millennium's arm and guides her to her room*
*Comes back smiling*
Yami : What are you smiling about?
Yami Bakura : She didn't hit or torture me this chapter! *sighs happily* We must be getting closer...
Joey : Yeah, right. Da only reason why she didn't hurt you was dat she was too tired.
Yami Bakura : *glare*
Yami : Oh, Joey, you owe me ten dollars.
Joey : What?!? Oh yeah. Dang it...
Yami : So what are you waiting for? Hand it over!
Joey : Aw... *gives Yami a ten dollar bill*
Yugi : ...... *notices box labeled "Gifts"* Hey! What's this? *opens box*
Tristan : What's in there, Yugi?
Yugi : It's gifts to us from the reviewers! Sailor Millennium must have forgotten to tell us about it!
Seto : Probably on purpose...
Yugi : No... I don't think so. She's been working all these past two weeks (except Christmas and New Year's...) she just got back to school this week and didn't have time to update until today, and she just was very tired and forgot about it. And not to mention that she was sick Monday, Tuesday, AND Wednesday last week...
Seto : Fine. I get the point.
Yugi : Anyway...These are from R Amythest. *holds up strange box* Kaiba, this one's yours...
Seto : *takes box* Hmmm.... *opens it* *Maya Kaiba pops out* What?!?
Maya : Hi Seto! *glomps Seto*
Seto : *sweatdrop*
Yugi : This one's for Bakura *gives Bakura parcel with lots of silver bows and such*
Bakura : *opens it* Anti-authoress spray?
Yugi : *shrugs*
Bakura : Now the question is... is it to be used on Sailor Millennium or for R Amythest?
Yugi : Probably for Sailor Millennium, but why her? She hasn't done anything to you.
Bakura : Except the fact that she made me go on 20 more dates with R Amythest... *shudders*
R Amythest : *opens door and bangs it slightly* Bakura-kun! Are you ready?
Bakura : Wha-?! THERE'S A DATE TODAY?!?!?!?!?
Yami Bakura : *snicker* Have fun...
R Amythest : *grabs Bakura and glomps him* We're gonna have fun! Lord of the Rings: The two Towers is a little more than 3 hours!
Bakura : T_T WHY ME?!?!?!?!? *looks to sky* WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?
R Amythest : ^_^ Come on, you. *drags Bakura away*
Yugi: *sweatdrop* Oooooooookay.... Uh... Yami Bakura, here's yours from R Amythest...
Yami Bakura : Hmmm? Let's see... Love Spray...? Oh, wait, there's directions... *reads directions* *grins evilly* *evil snicker*
Yugi : *BIG sweatdrop* I don't wanna know. It's probably for Sailor Millennium, anyway. Uh...Yami!
Yami : Yes, Aibou?
Yugi : There's a gift for you from Yami Amythest... *gives Yami a tiny box*
Yami : Hmmmm..... *opens box* *picks up key* Key to the Sugar Cabinet?? ALL RIGHT! *runs to Kitchen*
Yugi : Uh...Okay. Now, Mai!
Mai : Yep?
Yugi : You get this. *Hands Mai a medium-sized box*
Mai *opens it* Nice earmuffs! And...Anti-Tea spray?
Tea': *sweatdrop?*
Yugi : This is for Tea... *hands Tea another medium-sized box*
Tea : Okay... *opens box* A microphone! Yay!
Everyone else : *sweatdrop*
Yugi : For me... Hmmm...Wonder what I get? *opens box* some kind of spray... *accidently sprays some and Yugi is one foot taller* Huh? *looks at bottle : HEIGHTENING SPRAY: 1 SPRAY ONLY* Oh, I see... At least I'm taller! ^-^
Now for Mokuba... *hand Mokuba a small box*
Mokuba : *Opens it* A spray too! *thinking* Must be heighening spray too! *sprays on self*
*turns chibi*
Chibi Mokuba : Huh...???
Yami Amythest : *runs in and takes pictures of Chibi Mokuba* Hikari's right! Chibi Mokuba IS pretty cute! But not as cute as Yami Yugi! *grins at Yami, who is looking at the unlocked sugar cabinet*
Yami : What should I eat first...?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Yugi : Chibifying spray, huh? I've had that happen... Sailor Millennium sprayed that on me as a little joke last year. Don't worry. It wears off.
Chibi Mokuba : Kay!
Yugi : Now, for Joey...
Joey : Yeah, Yug?
Yugi : You get this. *hands Joey a medium-sized box*
Joey : *opens it* WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Yugi : What's wrong???
Joey : *glare* *holds up puppy-dog suit that Duke made him wear*
Seto : *bursts out laughing*
Joey : SHUT UP KAIBA!
Seto : Why-why don't you put it on?! *laughing some more*
Joey : NOOOOO WAY! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!
Yugi : *BIG sweatdrop* Uh... R Amythest... That probably wasn't the best thing to give to Joey...
Joey : *tears dog suit to shreds* DIE DOG SUIT! DDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Yugi : *Even BIGGER sweatdrop*
And Sailor Millennium gets...
Yami Bakura : What?
Yugi : Uh... "Anti-Love Spray".
Yami Bakura : Anti-Love Spray? GIMME THAT! *snatches Anti-Love Spray, thinking* I can't let Sailor Millennium get a hold on this! When I make her fall in love with me, she can't go back!
Yugi : Um... Yami Bakura, that belongs to Sailor Millennium. Give it back...
Yami Bakura : NEVER!- I mean... I'm just going to hold onto this for a while! I'll give it to Sailor Millennium when she wakes up! *looks innocent*
Yugi : Um...Oh, alright. Just give it to her when she wakes up, k?
Yami Bakura : Ok. *thinking* Foolish, stupid mortal...
Yami : *pigging out on chocolate* CHOCOLATE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yugi : Well, this is the last present, from KitKatt0430. We get 8 wishes that her authoress and reviewer powers can grant!
Seto : Well, I know mine!
Yugi : BUT, we can only wish if Sailor Millennium's with us.
Seto : Dang it...
Yugi : Now, to the point! The ending this chapter concerns me, Yami, and Kaiba mostly. It's the one with the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon. This ending is the combination of BlueLagoon Loon's idea and Rikku24's idea! Enjoy!
*begin*
Seto : And I know that you won't make any move if it risks me falling off. Even though you know, by not attacking, you lose the only chance to save your grandpa. Our life points are equal, Yugi.(Yugi: 400. Kaiba : 400) Strike now if you dare! Otherwise, next turn, I swear I'll take you down!
Yami : /I must!/
Yugi : \I can't!\
Yami : /We must!/
Yugi : \No! It's not right!\ *a little flashback of Yugi's Grandpa's soul getting stolen*
Grandpa : Yuuuuuuuugiiii!
Yugi : \There must be another way!\
Yami : *takes over* /There isn't./
Tea' : *thinking* Look at his face. It looks like Yugi's struggling to do the right thing. But he can't risk hurting Kaiba.
Yami : Kaiba, I've never backed away! And I'm not starting now! CELTIC GUARDIAN, ATTACK!
Celtic Guardian : *running in slow-motion to Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, about to attack*
Tea' : *running to Yami in slow-mo, too* : Yugi, you can't!
*Celtic Guardian STILL running in slow-mo*
Tea' : You can't take this risk! Call it back!
*stupid commercials, lousy 30 second pieces of crap.... (rant, rant)*
Tea' : No, Yugi, you can't!
*What can I say? Celtic Guardian STILL running in slow-mo*
Tea' : This isn't like you! You gotta stop! Yugi!
Kaiba : ......ENOUGH! WE GOT THE POINT!! JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!
Tea' :Huh??? *stops, and Celtic Guardian rams into her, (she just got in the way... -_-)*
*The two collide in to Yami/Yugi, Yami gets knocked out of the Millennium Puzzle, (don't ask how, this is MY story.)*
*the four are in a huge dogpile, with Yugi at the bottom and Tea on the top*
Yugi : I CAN"T FEEL MY SPINE!!!!
Tea' : Ouchies... O_O MY SKIRT! IT"S RUINIED!!! *bursts into tears*
Yami : Ow... *notices Tea' crying* What IS it with girls and their clothes?!?!?!?
Seto : ......................
Celtic Guardian : Must....Attack....Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon...... *jumps out of pile and runs reallyreallyreallyreally fast* DESTROY!! DESTROY!!! OBLITERATE!!!
Yugi : No!
*Celtic Guardian stops*
Yami : ATTACK!
*Celtic Guardian turns to attack*
Yugi : NO!
*stops*
Yami : OBLITERATE!
*turns to attack*
Yugi : STOP!
*stops*
*now this is a fight between Yami and Yugi with the Celtic Guardian looking confused*
Yami : ANNIHILATE!
Yugi : NO!
Yami : DEMOLISH!
Yugi : STOP!
Yami : TEAR DOWN!
Yugi : DON'T ATTACK!
Celtic Guardian :....................-_-* SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA ATTACK!!
*Celtic Guardian runs and is about to destroy the BEUD*
*meanwhile*
*Ten semis filled with extra-bounce trampolines are being delivered to Peggy's castle*
Peggy : *acting like a excited child* Ooooh! Oooooh! Goodie! My 50,000 extra-bounce trampolines are finally here!
Loaders : *bringing in the trampolines (they're not in boxes)
*anyway, back to Kaiba*
Celtic Guardian : *destroyes BEUD*
(Yugi : 400, Kaiba :0)
*Kaiba doesn't fall off building*
Yami : What?!? Celtic Guardian, ATTACK KAIBA!!!
*Celtic Guardian hits Kaiba with the flat end of his sword*
Seto : OW!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*meanwhile with the trampolines and Peggy...*
*Seto lands on the lead trampoline, knocking down and smothering the lead trampoline delivery guy*
*BOING*
Lead trampoline delivery guy : OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW! X_x
*back on top of the castle*
Yami : *crowing* EAT THAT KAIBA!! NO ONE CAN BEAT THE KING OF GAMES!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU'RE ONLY SECOND-RATE!!!
Yugi : Yami! You killed Kaiba!
Yami : So???
Joey : ???? Uh... is it jus' me, or are there now two Yugi's...?
Tristan : It's not you.
Bakura : One is the Yugi we know, and the other's insane or hyper...
Tea' : Or both. He DID have 6 king-sized candy bars before he and Kaiba dueled, and I guess it now took effect...
Yami : I AM THE BEST!! NO ONE, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE CAN BEAT ME!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*BOING* *Kaiba bounces back up*
Yami : WHAT THE-?????
Everyone else : ?????
*back on down on the castle, with Peggy*
All other trampoline delivery guys : *drop trampolines and run away, screaming*
*all get into their trucks and drive away reallyreallyreallyreally fast*
Peggy : Hey wait! I forgot to pay you guys!
A delivery guy : *yelling* IT'S ON THE HOUSE!
Peggy : ???? ^-^ My... how convenient... Oh well! Time to have fun!! *bounces on trampoline* *BOING*
*back on top of the castle*
Yami: *ranting* KAIBA'S STILL ALIVE?!?!?
*BOING* *everyone sees Peggy*
Everyone : O_O????
Peggy : Wheeeeeeeee! So much fun! Hi, Yugi-boy!! How was your- *falls back down*
*BOING* *everyone sees Kaiba*
Kaiba : STOP THE RIDE!! STOP THE RIIIIIIIIDE!!!! MOMMYYYYYYYYY!!!! *falls back down*
*BOING* *everyone sees Peggy*
Peggy : Duel?!?
Yugi : *Sweatdrop* Uh... great...
Peggy : That's nice!! Bye-bye!! *falls back down* *notices Kaiba* Hi Kaiba- boy!! Decided to join me???????
Kaiba : I WANNA GO HOOOOOOME!!! I WANT MY MOOOOOOOOMMMMYYYYYY!
Everyone at the top except Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura : *sweatdrop???*
Yami Yugi : *still crowing*
Yami Bakura : *takes over* *jumps off building*
Tea' : ???? What's Bakura doing??
Yami Bakura : *thinking* Pegasus is distracted. With that, I can steal his Millennium Item, and get out of here quickly. *bounces on trampoline*
Peggy : WHEEEEE! *doesn't notice Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura : *thinking* Foolish, stupid mortal. *reaches out and grabs Millennium Eye*
Peggy : OOOWWWWWWWWW! O.*
Yami Bakura : *smirk* *bounces away*
Peggy : Owie... Oh well! *giggles and bounces on more trampolines* ^___________*
Everyone else *BIG Sweatdrop*
*meanwhile, with Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura : *bounces on last trampoline and lands on ground* *thinking* Now I have Pegasus' Millennium Item. But it was too easy...
Sailor Millennium : *materializes in front of Yami Bakura* Darn right it was! Now GIMME THAT!!!
Yami Bakura : O.o WHAT ARE _YOU_ DOING HERE?!?!?!?!?
Sailor Millennium : *crosses arms* Well, I just knew that you were going to steal an item today...so I came to stop you!
Yami Bakura : *rolls eyes* Don't tell me that you're going to bring the Millennium Eye back to the cartoon-bunny loving freak...
Sailor Millennium : *scoffs* Are you kidding?!? The only reason that I stopped you was that because _you_ already _have_ a Millennium Item!!! I want one too, ya know... I'd prefer the Ankh, but...(since I like ankhs...)
Politically correct people : IT"S THE KEY!!!
Sailor Millennium : *growls* FINE, THEN, YOU MORONS! _KEY!_ *mutters* stupid @!#$%@!%$....
Yami Bakura : That's the first time I've seen you swear.
Sailor Millennium : So? Your point????
Yami Bakura : Nothing.
Sailor Millennium : Anyway, I didn't come here to chit-chat! I came to take away that Millennium Item of yours! MILLENNIUM SHINING ILLUMINATION ASSULT!
*attack hits Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura : *charred* O.o
Sailor Millennium : *casually takes the Millennium Eye from Yami Bakura's hand* Thank you! *giggles, leaves*
Thera (My Mystical Elf, if you didn't know) : *materializes in front of Sailor Millennium* Hold it, young lady!
Sailor Millennium : *thinking* Uh, oh! Busted! *talking* Uh... yes Thera?
Thera : That Millennium Item doesn't belong to you. Give it back...
Sailor Millennium : Uh, to whom?
Thera : Yami Bakura. It belongs to him, doesn't it?
Yami Bakura : *grins evilly* *looks innocently* Um.. Yes! Yes, it does belong to me! I mean, what is this world coming to??? *puts hands on Sailor Millennium's shoulders* Lovely damsels stealing items...oh, dear...
Sailor Millennium : -_- * *mutters softly* Oh, _please_...
Thera : Give it back to Yami Bakura, now...
Sailor Millennium : What?! It belongs to Pegasus! NOT _HIM_!
Thera : That's enough out of you. Now give it back!
Sailor Millennium : *growls* *hands over Millennium Eye to Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura *evil grin for a second, then turns into a fake smile* Thank you!
Sailor Millennium : *grumbles*
Thera : Now what do you say...?
Sailor Millennium : Why are you acting like my mom?!? Fine then. SORRY!
Thera : NICER!!
Sailor Millennium : *growls* Sorry.
Yami Bakura : You're forgiven. *playfully kisses cheek*
Sailor Millennium : *Turns red* trying NOT to slap Yami Bakura in front of Thera* *growls* You are SO lucky that Thera's here...
Thera : Isn't that nice? I'm sorry for Sailor Millennium's behavior. She has a lack of sugar right now, and it sometimes makes her irritable and sometimes a little evil... But that will change when we go home for some cookies! See you! *drags Sailor Millennium away*
Yami Bakura : *waves* *walks off with Millennium Eye with a laugh*
*end*
Yugi : Heh, heh... I guess I didn't see Sailor Millennium and Thera's cameo appearance... But it was still funny, right?
Yami Bakura : She let me have a Millennium Item!
Joey : Only 'cause Thera t'ought it belonged to you, and Sailor Millennium was acting evil dat day.
*Sailor Millennium walks out*
Sailor Millennium : *yawns* Well, that was a good nap! How's everybody?
Joey : We're doin fine.
Sailor Millennium : That's good. *notices Chibi Mokuba, and that Bakura's gone* Where's Bakura? And what happened to Mokuba? *notices HyperYami raiding the sugar cabinet* AND WHY IS YAMI RAIDING THE SUGAR CABINET?!?!?!?
Yugi : Well, Yami Amythest gave Yami the key to the sugar cabinet...
Sailor Millennium : *runs to sugar cabinet* *notices that the chocolate is all gone* THE CHOCOLATE'S GONE?!?!? MY MOM WILL _KILL_ ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
*suddenly door opens*
*Crystal (my mom) steps in*
Sailor Millennium : O.O!!!!!
Crystal : Hi, honey! I just got back from the store, and-
Sailor Millennium : *shoves the YGO cast into her room* Did you buy any chocolate?????
Crystal : No... There was some in the sugar cabinet. *looks to see all the chocolate gone* *slightly insane* WHAT?!? WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY CHOCOLATE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Sailor Millennium : ^ ^U
Crystal : AMA-
Sailor Millennium : STOP!
Crystal : What?!? You have better have a GOOD explination for eating all of MY chocolate! Let's hear it, young lady!
*meanwhile in Sailor Millennium's room*
*the YGO cast can clearly hear the yelling (or conversation) while Yami Bakura is looking at Sailor Millennium's stuff*
Yami : Now I know where the "getting insane when the candy's gone" comes from...
Everyone else except Yami Bakura : ^ ^U *nod, nod*
Yami Bakura : *looking at Sailor Millennium's deck* She has practically all of the cards I have!!! She only needs a few morphing jars, a just desserts card, and she has all of the cards I show on the program! *sighs* She must like me...
Joey : She only likes- *pauses* Nah, it's too easy...
Yami Bakura : *didn't hear Joey* *blush, sigh*
*back to Mom*
Sailor Millennium : Mommy, I'll tell you the truth. You see, one of my reviewers gave Yami the key to the sugar cabinet while I was sleeping, and he ate all the chocolate while I was asleep!
Crystal : *scoffing look* Yami? That older looking version of Yugi from Yu- Gi-Oh?
Sailor Millennium : Yep.
Crystal : *scoffs* Oh, _PLEASE!_ THAT'S THE STUPIDEST EXCUSE I'VE EVER HEARD! YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER AMAR-
Sailor Millennium : MOOOMMY!
Crystal : *suspicious glare* Why are you interrupting me when I say your name?
Sailor Millennium : O.OU! Uh... nothing...
Crystal : Amar-
Sailor Millennium : Mommy! Stop!
Crystal : *glare* Let me know why I can't say your name.
Sailor Millennium :............
Crystal : ....-_-* AMARA!!!
Sailor Millennium : What the?!? Oh no! Mommy!!! Why?!?!?
Crystal : ???
*Back in my room*
Yami Bakura : *hears Crystal yell "AMARA!", drops deck* Amara?? Her name is Amara????
*back with mom*
Crystal : Are you going to tell what _really_ happened? T.V. characters, no matter how much you want them to, can not be in the real world!
*Yami Bakura busts out of room*
Crystal, Sailor Millennium : O.o???
*the rest of the YGO! cast follows*
Yami : Wanna bet on that?!? Now, WHERE'S THE REST OF THE CHOCOLATE?!?!?
Sailor Millennium :*BIG sweatdrop* I told ya, Mom.
Crystal : O.o I can't....believe it...
Yami Bakura : Your name is Amara Kirei?
Sailor Millennium : What the?!? HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?!?
Yami Bakura : *acting smooth* I didn't baby. You just told me!
Sailor Millennium : *thinking* THAT was Link87's doing. Mental Note : NEVER let the Yu-Gi-Oh! cast watch Austin Powers...
Crystal : Amara... I didn't know you had a boyfriend!
Sailor Millennium : O.o WHAT?!?
Crystal : This boy right here... *points to Yami Bakura* He's your boyfriend, right?? *smiles happily* Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you!
Yami Bakura : *looks shocked a minute, then grins evily just for a second* *puts arm around Sailor Millennium's waist smiling* Yes, Mrs. Kirei, I am her boyfriend. *to Sailor Millennium* Isn't that right, precious? *nuzzles cheek gently*
Sailor Millennium : *BLUSH* -_-* *growls softly but dangerously* Stop...it... or I'll...slap you...
Crystal : What was that, honey? *to Yami Bakura* Oh, anyway, I thought she'd never get a boyfriend! She always said that she'd never have one, and I'd always said she'd be wrong! It looks like I was right all along! ^_^ Right, honey????
Sailor Millennium : Mommy! *thinking* Alright, I have two choices. Either go along with this and have mom find out later that I don't like him... but... I _do_ care for him...No! I already told all my reviewers and the cast that I don't... and if I told my true feelings they'd all laugh, including Yami Bakura...and I couldn't take that rejection! I just have to keep the reviewers and the cast thinking that I don't like him! *talks* Mommy...
Crystal : Yes?
Sailor Millennium : *shadow that covers the eyes* Sorry to dissapoint you... but... I... *in a rush* don't like Yami Bakura...
Crystal : O.o??? But I thought-
Sailor Millennium : *shadow still there* You thought wrong, Mommy. *pries Yami Bakura's arm off and glares cruelly* I _don't_ like him.
Everyone else : Huh?!?
Yami Bakura : You can't be serious...
Sailor Millennium : *shadow STILL there* I am... *growls* I _HATE_ HIM!!
Yami Bakura : *if you've never seen a really bad heartbreak look, this is it...* No...That can't be right... You _are_ joking, *tiny tears in eyes, voice cracks a little* aren't you...?
Sailor Millennium : ........................
Yami Bakura : *face hardens* *in cruelest voice ever* Fine, you self- centered mortal. It's not like I ever cared for you anyway! *storms out and slams door*
Everyone else : .......................
Sailor Millennium : .......*tears are suddenly in eyes* *whispers* Self- centered... That's right. I am self-centered... But... *voice cracks* I did what was best... *sob* right?
Yugi : Sailor Millennium...
Sailor Millennium : *crying, but angry face* What?!?
Yugi : You're not self-centered. Yami Bakura was just hurt, that's all.
Yami : You're wrong. He was beyond heartbroken. I may dislike the tomb robber, but I can't help but feel sorry for him.
Everyone else : Mmmhmmm.
Sailor Millennium : But... I thought you guys would laugh or raise eyebrows if you found out I liked him a lot. Or I thought you-
Tristan : You gotta stop trying to please everyone else. You have to also stand firm for yourself. Don't worry about what _we_ think.
Mai : Tristan's right. You have to follow your heart, not what you think on how we're going to judge you.
*Bakura walks in*
Bakura : Hello everyone! Don't ask about the date... *notices everyone sad* What happened?
Joey : Your Yami was tryin to have Sailor Millennium like him, and she told him that she hated him, and he walked off, to put it short.
Bakura : *to Sailor Millennium* You-You what?!?
Sailor Millennium : I told him that I hated him, and I didn't like him at all... *crying* But it all wasn't true!
Bakura : *pauses* That's not what he thinks...
Yugi : What does he think?
Bakura : My Yami thinks that Sailor Millennium doesn't care for him at all, and he's very very (and I mean deep) deeply heartbroken.
Sailor Millennium : I don't get it. I said that I hated him before...
Bakura : *pauses again* Not that extremely, he thinks. I don't know all, I'm just reading his mind, not talking to him. He knows I'm reading his mind, but he doesn't care.
Joey : Why didn't he jus' use da love spray on her?
Sailor Millennium : The what?!?
Bakura : Hold on a sec. *pauses* He thought that it was pointless. Why live a relationship with false love than try to build and live one that has true love? He wanted to actually win Sailor Millennium's heart, not steal it.
Tristan : That's a surprise, coming from a thief himself...
Joey : Dat wasn't funny, Tristan.
Tristan : I wasn't being funny.
Joey : Oh.
Sailor Millennium : Well, I guess it's too late for that... My heart isn't worth winning anyway...
Bakura : ...No. He still wants it.
Sailor Millennium : *sob* Why?? Why would he still want _my_ heart if I just broke and literally shattered his?!?
Mai : You've never experienced love, have you?
Sailor Millennium : *sniffle* No...
Mai : He still loves you. He still wants to hold your heart-
Bakura : Yes. Sorry to interrupt, but, my Yami still has a very tiny flicker of hope that you were only embarrassed and weren't thinking clearly. He's grasping that hope, trying to dull the sharp pains into a duller heartache. *pause* Why don't you go talk to him?
Sailor Millennium : ME?!? ...No! He'll get angry with me! I know it! He'll yell at me, then-
Bakura : He'll want to hold you and apologize. You see, despite the rough exterior and uncaring disposition and harsh voice, Yami Bakura is very fragile. I know that he'll probably throw a fit that I told you all this, but, his self-esteem, pride... all easy to break and shatter. I accidently did once, and he just wanted to be left alone. He will probably do the same with you, but by just reading his mind...*pause* He'd secretly beg for you to come back. He's over by the shores not far from here. Go. Talk to him.
Sailor Millennium : But-
Everyone else : GO!
Sailor Millennium : ....Alright. *leaves*
*silence*
Crystal : .....You all are right about a few things on Amara.
Yugi : What's that?
Crystal : Amara _does_ want to please all of her friends, even if it means sacrificing what _she_ wants, for what _they_ want. *sigh* She does this because... because she was rejected by others when she was a kid. When she finally _was_ accepted, she wanted to keep her friends, no matter what the cost. This made her manipulate her own soul, making her a little bit what she isn't.
Tea' : So you're saying that sometimes she wears a mask?
Crystal : Yes, sort of. She's also very naive. She doesn't know a lot about the real world, due to practically cutting herself off of it for about three years. She's new to practically everything this world has. Especially love.
Everyone else : ...Oh.
Crystal : I just hope everything works out...
*meanwhile on the shores* (Oh, a little warning. This part is pretty fluffy, so if you no like fluffiness, don't read! This is why I also put "Romance" in the category...* *gets wacked in the head with ruler by Mrs. Seipman {she returns!!! -_-} because of a improper sentence* Ow........)
*Yami Bakura is sitting on the sand at the beach, while Sailor Millennium just arrived*
Yami Bakura : ............................. *whispers*...Why...? I thought that........... *frustrated sob* Why?!?
Sailor Millennium : Um... excuse me?
Yami Bakura : *looks up angrily and notices Sailor Millennium, a pained look on his face, but instantly turns to scorn* What do _you_ want?!?
Sailor Millennium : I...uh....um....I...
Yami Bakura : *glare* Go away! I don't _need_ nor _want_ you here! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Sailor Millennium : *crying*....Alright... *sob* *turns around to leave*
Yami Bakura : *softens* Wait....wait.... Come back.... I'm sorry.... Just please... come back....
Sailor Millennium : *crying too hard, can't hear him* *walking away*
Yami Bakura : *stands up and gently grabs her wrist*
Sailor Millennium :.......*sob* Y-y-yes?
Yami Bakura :..................... *sits down and gently places her on his lap*...........I'm sorry.
Sailor Millennium :..............*sniffle*
Yami Bakura : I truly am. Please forgive me...
Sailor Millennium :....A-a-actually, it's _you_ that should forgive _me_.... *crying* I-I-I-I-I'm sorry!
Yami Bakura : .......*thinking* She truly _does_ care for me... But...she said that she didn't! But...maybe that was a cover-up... *speaks* Amara...
Sailor Millennium : *hic* Yes? *sniffle*
Yami Bakura : Do you.... Do you love me?
Sailor Millennium :..........*blushes* Um.....I....
Yami Bakura : Do you?
Sailor Millennium : ....Yes.... *looking worried* Please don't laugh! I-
Yami Bakura : *kisses Amara/Sailor Millennium gently*
*kiss ends*
Yami Bakura : *tears in eyes, but smiling and a little teasingly* Aren't you going to slap me or something?
Sailor Millennium : *tears in eyes and smiling too* Not now, but maybe a little later... *giggles* *lightly taps Yami Bakura's cheek with her hand* There. I slapped you.
Yami Bakura : Ouch. That hurt.
Sailor Millennium : ^-^ It should.
Both : *laugh quietly*
Yami Bakura : *smiles* Oh... About the "love spray"... R Amythest gave me love spray to help you fall in love with me. *smiles happily* But it looks like I don't need it. Here. *gives Love Spray and Anti-Love spray bottles to Sailor Millennium*
Sailor Millennium : ^_^ *notices Anti-love spray* Wait a minute... this anti-love spray was probably for me... *glare* did you steal it in hopes of me not getting out of the spell?!?
Yami Bakura : *sweatdrop* Um...
Sailor Millennium : *glares, then smiles* But you did say it was pointless, so I forgive you. ^_^ You didn't ever need the love spray!
Yami Bakura : *sigh of relief*
Sailor Millennium : ^_^ *turns a little sad* So... do you forgive me for what _I've_ done? I mean, what I did to you was worse than anything you did to me...
Yami Bakura : I forgive you. No more apologizing. *holds up Millennium Ring* I can look into people's souls, remember? *nuzzles her cheek fondly* I know what you really felt just now... That you were not thinking clearly...and that you love me.
Sailor Millennium : *BLUSH* Let's not get too mushy, now. The reviewers are wanting me to end this chapter... *tries to get up, but Yami Bakura won't let go* Yabaku!
Yami Bakura : Decided to give me a little pet name, huh?
Sailor Millennium : *BLUSH* Uh... did I say that??? I meant, Yami Bak-
Yami Bakura : I like it. Let's go back.
Sailor Millennium : Okay.
*back at Kirei residence, the fluffiness is over...well, there is a LITTLE bit of fluffiness here*
Crystal : Well, I wonder what's taking so long...
Bakura : I wonder how Yami is. *pause*
Joey : Either he's reallyreallyreally happy, or he's dead.
Tristan : Not funny...
Joey : Hey! I'm just tryin to lighten da mood!
Yugi : I'm wondering how Sailor Millennium is...
Yami : She's fine. I know it. Now Yami Bakura on the other hand...
Tristan : STILL not funny...
Yami and Joey : *glare at Tristan*
Crystal : Well, It's a good thing I secretly bought chocolate chips for Chocolate chip cookies, so I start baking them. *walks into kitchen*
Yami : CHOCOLATE?!?!? WHERE?!?!? *runs into kitchen*
*WHACK!!!* *BANG!!*, *CRACK!!!*, *SPLAT!!!!* *BOOM!*
Yami : *comes back with many bumps on head* O.o^ Owie..........
Crystal : *slightly insane, holding a frying pan* STAY AWAY FROM _MY_ CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami and the other cast : O.O!!! Yes, MAAM!!!
*Sailor Millennium and Yami Bakura stroll in*
Yugi : She's back!
Joey : And Yami Bakura's alive!!!!
Yami Bakura : *glare*
Sailor Millennium : *smiles* *slightly glomps Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura : *smiles, blushes*
Yugi : So you two are finally together, huh??
Sailor Millennium : *smiles, nod, nod*
Joey : It only took 5 chapters...
Tristan : Now THAT was funny!
Joey : Actually, I was being serious...
Tristan : Oh.
Sailor Millennium : Well, it's time to end this chappie! *It's only about 25 pages... -_-* Thanks for waiting so long!! Please review! NO FLAMES! And NO getting mad about me and Yami Bakura! (this is for two Yamis...you know who you are...)
Crystal : Cookies are ready!! I made 20 dozen!!!!!
Sailor Millennium : O.O?!?!? COOKIES?!?!?!? YAY!!!!! *Sailor Millennium and all the YGO! cast run into Kitchen*
*Munch, Munch* ^_______________^ Yummy!!!! Bye! *Hear Crystal scream "YAMI!!! STOP EATING ALL THE COOKIES!!!!*
HyperYami : MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM THE KING OF COOKIES!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sailor Millennium : *sweatdrop*
