*You've read the latest reviews from the out of the BOS format story, originally written by Andrea. But now I'm taking over. Her story was so. uneventful. And when Bloodred Roses reviewed, we knew we had to change it. She/He's right, that's so OOC! So, let's get back on track, shall we? I'd like to dedicate this chaotic tale to that whore of hell, who's review was supposed to "hurt" yet only succeeded in a dumber story! ~DE*

Oh dear, you stupid bitch, you have no idea what you have done! ~Andrea

YoU sUk YoU fAtAsS cAnO nOw We HaVe To ReAd A "rEvEsEeId" VeRsIoN! ~Khryz

Revised version, khryz, you moron. And de hasn't written it alone. Dear god, what have you done? ~Joni

~*~Chapter One- Never underestimate the stupidity of girls in groups!~*~
Once upon a time there were four teenage girls who were completely and utterly insane. De, Erica, Julie, and Morgan. De was probably the most moronic one and liked to write retarded stories for her friends to read online. Morgan was her cousin and just a little less idiotic- because it ran in the family- and had a bad habit of buying hermit crabs. Julie also liked writing stories online but they were serious, unlike De's, and they also had a plot. Erica wrote serious plot-included stories, and liked older men.
So anyway these four girls woke up one morning and decided to go to England. They lived all over the country but somehow manage to catch the same plane to London. De and Erica were both madly in love with at least one British guy- unfortunently both the guys Erica liked were old and wrinkled and on viagra, but that's another story- so they decided to track down the one they both liked, Tom Felton.
Morgan, who had grown up with De's obnoxious ravings about Tom, wasn't thrilled about the idea so she went shopping for hermit crabs. Julie had recently read a story called Harry Potter, and seen the movies. So after an hour of going door to door in Surrey looking for Tom, they decided to set out and see if there was really a castle. Morgan had bought a hermit crab in a pink shell which she named Hermie after the gay elf. So anyway, they got a car from an old lady selling cheese and drove it around the country looking for signs of a magical land inhabited by funky people casting spells and poking each other out with their sticks. I mean wands. After an hour or so they got tired and decided to stay in a hotel. They somehow had enough money to stay in a very expensive hotel in the middle of London.
They all shared a room. They were the only ones in the hotel and even the workers had left. They said that it was because a horrible monster lived in the basement of the hotel and came out at night. De and Morgan, being the brave spics they were, still wanted to stay the night. Julie and Erica were a little hesitant but in the end decided to stay too.
Their room was by the door to the basement and since there were no other people in the hotel they left it open. De and Morgan shared one of the beds, Erica and Julie shared the other. They watched some TV before going to bed. It was the California Raisins and De hid under the covers for most of it. They finally went to bed at 9.
At 10:30 De heard footsteps in the hall.
"Morgan, wake up!" She called, shaking her cousin.
"Hmm?" Morgan groaned, swatting De's hand away. "What?"
"There's someone in the hall!" De jumped off the bed and woke Erica and Julie. "You guys, someone broke into the hotel!"
"It's probably just someone checking in," Erica said, rubbing her eyes. "Go back to sleep, what time is it?"
"Midnight," Morgan said, glancing at the clock on the bedside table. "I'll go out and check." She pushed herself out of bed and stuck her head out of the room. "No one out there, De." She reported, pulling herself back into the room. "But I think I'm going to go to the lobby to see if anyone's back yet."
"Okay," De said, sighing as she sat back down in bed.
Erica and Julie fell back to sleep, but De waited for Morgan to return. After ten minutes, she heard a scream from the lobby. De jumped out of bed again and ran out into the hall.
She gasped as her eyes landed on the twisted, horrifying figure crouched over her cousin. Then she screamed.