~*~Chapter Two- Monster Unmasked~*~
"Oh my God!" Julie cried from behind De. "It's hideous!"
"What is that thing?" Erica asked, her voice shaking with fear and disgust.
"It's some kind of. alien life form!" De exclaimed. "Oh, man, we've been invaded by slime and fungus covered mutants!"
"Oh, wow!" Morgan said as she sat up. "You sure are ugly. I guess it's true, the camera really does add ten pounds. What are you, 2-D?"
"Morgan, you're alive!" De cried, running over to her cousin. She pushed the creature out of the way, and when she withdrew her hand it was covered in what looked like mucus. "Ew, nasty!"
"Of course I'm alive," Morgan said, standing up and straightening her hair. "She just scared the living hell out of me. I haven't seen something that ugly since the Backstreet Boy's debut album."
De shuddered. "And that was pretty damn ugly."
"What do you mean, she?" Julie asked Morgan, still eyeing the creature- which was now making a strange noise that resembled nails on a chalkboard. It was apparently trying to talk.
"I mean that's a she." Morgan continued to play with her hair.
"So aliens do have genders?"
"That's not an alien," Morgan said, laughing. "That's an actress."
"Like the kind of actress Brittney Spears was in Crossroads?"
"No, much worse," Morgan frowned and shook her head solemnly. "This is the kind of actress that has ruined thousands of innocent peoples' eyesights. Just by looking at her. And I can't believe she hooked such an unbelievably hot guy. That succubus."
"You don't mean." De let her voice trail off, her face etched in worry.
Morgan nodded. "I do."
"Who? Who is that?" Erica asked, looking between the two cousins and the monster cowering in the corner of the room.
"Don't you recognize her?" De asked, raising her eyes to Erica's.
"No, should I?"
De shrugged. "You'd recognize her with her makeup on."
"She's an Olsen twin?" Julie gasped. "We're done for!"
"No, she's worse," Morgan shook her head again. "She's British."
"Oh, no!" Erica moaned. "She's a British Olsen twin!"
De glanced sideways at the creature before saying, "You don't understand. She's worse than the Olsen twins combined. She's a prep and. dates older guys. Older guys that she doesn't deserve."
"Oh, my God!" Erica cried, clapping a hand to her mouth. "She's Emma Watson!"
"Oh my God!" Julie cried from behind De. "It's hideous!"
"What is that thing?" Erica asked, her voice shaking with fear and disgust.
"It's some kind of. alien life form!" De exclaimed. "Oh, man, we've been invaded by slime and fungus covered mutants!"
"Oh, wow!" Morgan said as she sat up. "You sure are ugly. I guess it's true, the camera really does add ten pounds. What are you, 2-D?"
"Morgan, you're alive!" De cried, running over to her cousin. She pushed the creature out of the way, and when she withdrew her hand it was covered in what looked like mucus. "Ew, nasty!"
"Of course I'm alive," Morgan said, standing up and straightening her hair. "She just scared the living hell out of me. I haven't seen something that ugly since the Backstreet Boy's debut album."
De shuddered. "And that was pretty damn ugly."
"What do you mean, she?" Julie asked Morgan, still eyeing the creature- which was now making a strange noise that resembled nails on a chalkboard. It was apparently trying to talk.
"I mean that's a she." Morgan continued to play with her hair.
"So aliens do have genders?"
"That's not an alien," Morgan said, laughing. "That's an actress."
"Like the kind of actress Brittney Spears was in Crossroads?"
"No, much worse," Morgan frowned and shook her head solemnly. "This is the kind of actress that has ruined thousands of innocent peoples' eyesights. Just by looking at her. And I can't believe she hooked such an unbelievably hot guy. That succubus."
"You don't mean." De let her voice trail off, her face etched in worry.
Morgan nodded. "I do."
"Who? Who is that?" Erica asked, looking between the two cousins and the monster cowering in the corner of the room.
"Don't you recognize her?" De asked, raising her eyes to Erica's.
"No, should I?"
De shrugged. "You'd recognize her with her makeup on."
"She's an Olsen twin?" Julie gasped. "We're done for!"
"No, she's worse," Morgan shook her head again. "She's British."
"Oh, no!" Erica moaned. "She's a British Olsen twin!"
De glanced sideways at the creature before saying, "You don't understand. She's worse than the Olsen twins combined. She's a prep and. dates older guys. Older guys that she doesn't deserve."
"Oh, my God!" Erica cried, clapping a hand to her mouth. "She's Emma Watson!"
