Ohayo Trigunners!

Its Naoko and her little sister Mooie from Greeneyed_monster!!

Im seeexy!

-Mooie

.. .. That's what they want you to think

-Naoko

Then they're just jealous

-mooie

who's "they"?

-Naoko

We own trigun, were millionaires, and we live in Hawaii. Oh, did I mention that we can fly also?

Episode one: LEGGO MY EGGO!!

Mooie and Naoko are sitting in two, big, overstuffed chairs with a small, elegant coffee table in between. There are two mugs on it. The one next to Mooie reads "knives is seeexxxyyy" and the one next to Naoko says "I brake for butterflies." Mooie is examining a stapler.

Mooie: . and if you turn it like this, it has a smiley face on it!! ^___________^

Naoko: O.O . um.. Mooie? I think were on air now.

Mooie: looks up huh? Shows the audience look! You see? The camera zooms in on the stapler. True to her words, it DOES make a smile face. If you look at it backwards. And upside down.

Naoko: ^.^;;;;; well folks, is interrupted by mooie shooting staples at her

Mooie: ^_______________________________________________________________^

Naoko: Takes stapler away from mooie

Mooie: O.O Opens a drawer in front of her and takes out another stapler Its time for you daily dosage of Ohayo Trigunners!!

Naoko: brought to you by .. STAPLPLERS INC!! scowls where mooie gets all her staples.

Mooie: ^_______________^ they give them to us for free!!

Naoko: anywhoo. to try to boost our ratings, we have decided to invite -

Mooie: coughs kidnap

Naoko: all the trigun characters to our show!!

Mooie: at one point of time or another.

Naoko: now, to try to make sure that youre reviewing..

Both share an evil cackle

Naoko: were only gonna interview people that YOU vote for in your reviews!! No new chapies till we get some votes!!

Mooie: And, to be even cooler, were gonna ask them some questions that YOU the reviwers ask!! Isn't that fuuun? Of course, we get some questions of our own....

Naoko: if you guys are nice to us, we'll do some double interviews!

Mooie: Wai!! But we get to choose the first one.

Naoko: our first guest is.. Pauses to be dramatic KNIVES!!

Mooie: O.O WHERE?!?

Corny musak plays and knives staggers onto the set. He looks like he has been kept in a cell for several weeks

Mooie: WHOA!!! Runs over, wraps herself around his legs, then staples herself to one of his legs. Knives looks like he's close to a nervous breakdown.

Naoko: mildly now, now mooie, let's not give our guests a heart attack..

Mooie: ^__________^ okay!!!

Mooie drags Knives to a chair and plops him down. Knives mutters something about spiders seeking their revenge Naoko: Welcome Knives! Glad to have you on our show!

Knives: Stares at Naoko I wouldn't be here if I had the choice.

Naoko: ^.^;;;;;; well then, the sooner you answer our questions, the sooner you can leave!

Mooie: first question!! Do you looove me? ^___________________________________^

Knives: .. . why would I love a spider?

Mooie: why would an orange fall in love with an anoreic panda?

Knives: WTF?!?

Naoko: laughs next question!!! Rinoa Toki Moro Lockheart wants to know if you enjoy being a blonde vegetable?

Knives: O.O Do you enjoy being a blonde spider? And I am not a vegetable.

Naoko: looks at her clipboard but, it says here you are.

Knives: let me see.

Naoko hands him the clipboard. Mooie reads it over his shoulder

Mooie: tee hee!! Your profession is being an eggplant!!

Knives: .. .. Is this interview over yet?

Naoko: one more question. This one is form Zam T. Stampede. Did you and Legato ever have any "fun"?

Knives: O.O even if he is useful, he still is a spider.

Mooie: you didn't answer the question!!

Knives: blushes and looks at the ceiling no comment

Mooie: Meow! Well that's all for YOU, Knives! Thanks for coming!! You can go now!!

The set is silent for a couple of minutes. Knives makes no move to go.

Mooie: I said you can go.

Knives: I am still attached to your leg.

Mooie: That you are!

Mooie makesnto move to release him. The set is silent for a few more minutes. Suddenly, a large, blue winged panda floats down form the ceiling.

Mooie: gasp! PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!

Mooie rips herself off of knives' leg, taking a large piece of his pants and some leg hairs with her. She runs towards panda. Suddenly she notices that knives' underwear is exposed. She hesitates. Knives realizes that he is free. He stands up slowly.

Knives: I will be leaving now..

Mooie: WAIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

Mooie runs over and pinches his butt.

Mooie: Now you can go!

Mooie chases after the panda, who looks scared and starts lumbering away.

Mooie: waiit!! I have to squeeeeeeeeeeze you!!

Naoko: O.O ... well, that's all for now folks! Remember!! Review to get the next guest and some questions put in!!