Naoko is an idiot because she types too slowly

-Mooie

. DO NOT!!!

-Naoko

At least I don't make a ton of mistakes..

-Mooie

*THE* Voices made me do it..

-Naoko

Wanna fight?

-Mooie

-_-..... ..... you're on!

-Naoko

NEAHHH!!! KILL THEM ALL!! SQUISHEMWITHAROCK!! Whoooooooooooooooooo!!!

In other words, we don't own it



Naoko: AAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD were back!!!

Mooie: gaaahhhhhh....

Naoko: since my co-host does not seem to be here at the moment, were all going to dance naked!!!!!!!!!! *rips off top layer of clothes*

Mooie: @.@ *drool*

Naoko: XD PSYCHE!!! *sits down calmly in her underwear*

Mooie: *wakes up with a start* huh? What? Why are your clothes off Naoko- chan?

Naoko: *sweatdrop* um. well... um..... *runs offstage*

Mooie: O.O well.. I don't think she'll be on soon, so, I'll just go ahead and invite in the next guest! SEND IN WOLFWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wolfwood: *walks in* Thank you.. *sits down*

Mooie: We didn't need to keep him in a cell.. ^.^ Ca-chan donated him to us.

Wolfwood: -_-

Mooie: anycheese, lets get onto the questions!!! First one: we get!! Can I cut off those stupid tufts in front of your ears? *pulls out pair of scissors* I just hate them soooooo much!

Wolfwood: *puts hands over tufts possessively* . MINE!!

Mooie: oookkkk. FINE! Keep your stoopid hair! Onto the questions that Ca- chan asked!! Question the first:

Did you know that there is a reeeeeally long list of no communicable diseases that you can be afflicted by if you do not desist this habitual smoking you perform daily? ^-^

Wolfwood: ... .... I'M AN ANIME CHARACTER!!! I CAN'T GET DISEASES!!

Naoko: *walks in with a clipboard and a doctor's white coat on* According to this test that Ca-chan took when you were asleep three days ago at approximately 3:32 PM, you have lung cancer, cancer of the liver, tongue cancer, throat cancer, and really icky breath.

Wolfwood: O.O

Mooie: ^.^ ( *)_______(* ) OKAY!!!

Naoko: OH!! And you have teeth that are so yellow, she though they were O.o pieces of corn.?

Wolfwood: Pieces of CORN?!?!? WTF?????

Mooie: tee hee!! *pulls out chainsaw* that can be solved!!!

Naoko: NO!!! we can't maim our guests!! We'll be taken off the air!!!!

Mooie: ( *)______________________________________________(* ) OKAY!!!!

Naoko: *hands him bleach and a carton of tic-tacs* there! Two of your problems are solved right there!!!

Wolfwood: *takes the toothpaste and bleach slowly* thanks......

Naoko: *sits down in her chair again* welll... lets get onto the next question!!

Mooie: why do you have a doctor's coat on?

Naoko: I thought we were asking WOLFWOOD questions!

Mooie: that's what YOU think.

Naoko: ... .... it was the only thing in stock

Mooie: oohhh! Ok!! OK WOLFIE!!

Wolfwood: please call me Wolfwood.

Mooie: Ok Wolfie-poo!!

Wolfwood: -_-...

Naoko: ^.^

Mooie Question the second!

Doya think Ca-chan and Milly-chan are cyuuuuute? -^_^-

Wolfwood: Nanio?!?

Mooie: *reads the question again*

Wolfwood: . I HEARD WHAT IT WAS!!! I meant that how am I supposed to answer that?

Naoko: with something that will make them happy.

Wolfwood: *has had an epiphany* I think that they are the best-looking women in the world!!

Mooie: GHI!!!

Naoko: let's try to talk ENGLISH here Mooie..

Mooie: EXCELLENT!!! FANTASTIC!!! SUPER!!! FANTABULOUS!! SUPERLICIOUS!! FANTASIA!! SUPERCALAFREDULOUSDEEXPIALADOCIOUS!

Wolfwood: O.O

Naoko: O.O well then.lets just get onto the last question.

Mooie: QUESTION THE THIRD!!!

Cheese

Wolfwood: how am I supposed to answer that? It isn't even in question form!!!

Mooie: *sneaks up behind him and sniffs his hair* you smell like a hotel room

Wolfwood: O.O she really scares me

Mooie: ^.^ a lot of people say that!

Naoko: um. in reference to the question, just because no question mark is at the end of the sentence does not mean that is isn't a question.

Wolfwood: but!

Mooie: *in a dangerous tone of voice* answer it..

Wolfwood: *is at a loss for words* but.. *looks around* um.. yes?

Naoko: THAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER!! YOU HAVE WON A TRIP TO . GUNSOMKE!!!

Mooie: CONGRATS!!

Wolfwood: does this mean that I can leave Ca-chan?

Naoko: ^.^ nope! You take her with you!!

Wolfwood: . AKK!! Curses! Foiled again!!

Mooie: ^.^ well, your time with us has unfortunately ended. Bye bye!! *pulls a lever that magically appeared at her side and Wolfwood falls down a trapdoor*

Naoko: ^.^ well, this episode of our morning talk show has now ended!

Mooie: but we'd like to thank our sponsors! *holds up the pair of scissors that she tried to cut Wolfwood's tufts of hair* the Scissor Scissors Inc!

Naoko: Staplers Inc stopped sponsoring us.

Mooie: Said we were too.. Bizarre..

Naoko: that's what they think.. Mooie: yep yep!!

Naoko: now, we'd like to thank the people that reviewed!! *waves wildly* hiya BOOM, IT, and THINGY!!! Nice to hear from you!!

Mooie: and, Sakura, we know were hilarious.

Naoko: Mooie!! That's not thanking them!!

Mooie: OH!! Were supposed to THANK them!! Well then, thanks! ^.^

Naoko: -_- jeez. stoopid. anyhoo, Ca-chan, thanks for the review and questions! Hope school stops trying to drown you!

Mooie: and, until next time, TTFN!!!

Naoko: Remember!! Review, nominate guests (I guess were accepting guests from other animes too. now that Sakura has nominated Syaoran from Card Captor Sakura.) and ask questions!!! Bai bai!!