This is the second episode of my fan-fiction of this title. All characters are alter-egos of the true human. Also, no Keatons, Dekus, or Subrosians were harmed in the making of this fic!

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Whose Line Is It Anyway: Hyrule's Remains Edition 2?

"Sage of Craziness, Makao… From the state of Indian (LOL) Minako… A weird apparition, Magical Wizard… And from the flow of time himself, ~Immortal~! And I'm Kefer, so come on down, and let's have some fun! *Walks down to desk* If you've never seen the show before (fic) we play games that make no sense at all and I give points, the points are as worthless as the brain cells in Makao's head! So let's start with a game I like to call, Party Quirks! ~Immortal~, you'll be hosting a party and you'll let the guests in one by one, and at the end you'll have to guess what they are, which are on these blue cards that they've never seen before. So lets get started shall we?"

"Oh… I forgot the chips! *doorbell rings* Coming! *Opens door* Oh hey Minako."

"Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting Subrosians!"

*Doorbell rings* "O.K. well you have fun, I have to get the door! Oh hi Makao"

*Pushes ~Immortal~ out of the way with his hand to his ear like a cell phone would be* "So then I said like, this party is like so totally going to be bad. I mean they let Minako come, she always ruins the parties!"

*Doorbell rings* "You have fun now, Minako is over there. *Opens door* Hi Magical Wizard!"

"So guess what… My Mom and I walked into the men's room by accident while we were in Quebec and I went to wash my hands and my mom went to the stall, so anyways, after she got out of the stall to wash her hands, she asked, 'Why are there Urinals in here?' I mean, she can be so stupid sometimes huh? She actually let me walk into the Men's room." *Audience laughs and pees their pants*

~Immortal~ looks over at Minako who is mumbling, "Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting Keatons! Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting Dekus!"

"Well Minako, are you having fun trying to hunting Hyrulian animals?"

*buzzer goes off* "Correct" Kefer yells over the voices of Makao and Magical Wizard.

"So Magical Wizard, how long have you been acting as Makao? *Buzzer goes off* And Makao, stop acting like a girl on the phone while at my party! *Buzzer goes off* Well I better clean up!"

"We'll be right back to Whose Line Is It Anyway: Hyrule's Remains Edition after this commercial, don't go anywhere!" Kefer yells and the show goes to that Welches Grape juice commercial (A/N: I hate that commercial, that girl never ages in that commercial)

*Welcome back jingle*

"Now, we're going to play a game called superheroes! Magical Wizard, you're going to be the main super hero. Now from the audience I need a suggestion on a superhero name for Magical Wizard!"

From the audience, "Pepsiman!"

"O.K. Pepsiman, the world is out of Pepsi and Coke is going to take over the world, what do you do?"

From Makao comes, "Ask Mr. Coke out to Pizza!" *Audience laughs*

"Well, now that… *computer beeper goes off* Oh My God! The World is out of Pepsi! I need to call my super friends! *Makao walks in* Hi Super ultra demented robot man!"

"I need Pepsi, or I will die! *Minako walks in* Give me Pepsi, Ultra Puking At All Times, Indian Girl"

"*Barfs every 3 seconds* I go…. Got here… as fast… (For every … it means she puked) As I… could… and I... need help…"

"Great now I've got to clean the carpet again!" Magical Wizard said.

*~Immortal~ walks in* "At least… you're… here… Yaoi… kid…."

Mumbles 'damn', "Hehehe! I was like on the Internet and found……"

"Let's go! The computer says Pepsi is back on sale for only 500 rupees a bottle!" Makao explains pushing Minako and ~Immortal~ out of the house!

"Well I guess now all that's left is to clean the carpet!" Magical Wizard said.

*Buzzer goes off* "A thousand points to ~Immortal~ for having to pretend to like Yaoi! Now for a cool game of Green screen! Makao, your going up to the green screen, and Makao can't see the screen behind him. Only on the T.V. screen can you see it! So whenever you're ready, Minako and ~Immortal~, take it away!"

~Immortal~ starts, "We will return to 9 Life's to live in cat years, in just a minute. But first we have breaking news, Makao…"

The green Screen shows a puppet show of Makao and her mom walking into the men's room and talking to each other… The audience laughs hard!

"Well As you can see, this is a very serious problem, and it all started here with a big mistake and continued until someone got hurt!"

"Don't you Urn to get back here? Or do you stall getting here because of something?"

"Well, Sometimes but you see, this person right here *points to herself* was a greedy snob who was brain-dead and so when she entered, she got hurt! And the other person was a crazed lunatic who has problems!"

"Well we can see that, I mean not only entering this but also bringing someone with you!"

"Well it's not everyday that I'm in the men's room with my mother!"

*Buzzer beeps* "A Thousand points to Makao for making all of us laugh our pants off!"

"NONE OF YOU ARE WORTHY OF PANTS!!!!!" Makao yells and disappears.

"Well, since we are going to have to find Makao, we'll be right back to whose line is it anyway: Hyrule's Remains Edition!

*Goes to a commercial*

"Welcome back to Whose Line is it anyway!? We will finish our show today with a game called props. I will give Makao and ~Immortal~ this (Gives them something that looks like a Majora's Mask) and I'll give these to Magical Wizard and Minako (gives them 2 plush blue cows)!

~Immortal~ Starts, "Hmmm… *examines the mask* looks a bit like your real face!" *audience laughs*

Minako starts hers, "How did these cows turn blue?" Magical Wizard pretends to be holding a blue paint can, "Oops!" *audience laughs*

Makao starts, "Well, This would make Minako look better!" *Audience laughs*

Magical Wizard starts, "They were a little short on toy pigs so instead of playing pigs, we get to play cows!"

*Buzzer beeps* "That was Whose Line is it anyway: Hyrule's Remains Edition! See you next time!!!"

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