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-Naoko

It's because you're stoopid.

-Mooie

Yay! Its finally actually really here! After much slacking, were writing the next chappy!

-Naoko

Crystal says we don't own Trigun. That's good enough. We don't own Sponge Bob either.

Sponge Bob walk onto the stage with Naoko and Mooie.

Mooie: GREETINGS TO YOU ALL!! We have a special little guest here today.

Sponge Bob: *gives a bizarre laugh* I'm a iiiiiiidioooooooot!

Naoko: .... ok!!

Sponge Bob: Would you like to join my Idiot Class? We could all learn to be stupid!

Mooie and Naoko simultaneously in a scary way: Hey! That sounds fun! Let's do it!

Random Fangirl: YAAAAAY!! SPONGE BOB!! *glomps SB (Sponge Bob)*

SB: *eyes pop out* WOW! I HAVE 200 200 VISION!! *gives another retarded laugh*

The world explodes.

After the dust clears away, the stage, hosts, and guests minus Sponge Bob and the Random Fangirl are left unscathed.

Naoko: Well.. That was interesting.

Mooie: Poor Sponge Bob..

Naoko: *pats her on the shoulder* its ok. We'll do a tribute for him at the end of the show.

Mooie: *sniffles* ok.

Naoko: Anyhoo, our REAL TRIGUN guest today is Millie!!

Mooie: The one who likes to eat pudding.

Naoko: Yesh.

Millie: *walks on stage* ^.^ Domo! *waves to the audience*

Naoko: Greetings Millie!

Mooie: Wanna know what kind of underwear I'm wearing?

Millie: Uh. ok.

Mooie: *whispers* shhhhh! It's a secret! Wanna know whos?

Millie: yes?

Mooie: Victoria's!

Naoko: O.o um. Mooie? Let's ask her real questions.

Mooie: that WAS a real question!! Did you not see the question mark at the end of the sentence?!? *pulls out grammar book* plus, the sentence structure is that of a question! If I had used correct grammar, the verb would have come BEFORE the verb!

Naoko: O.O NOOO!! NO GRAMMAR!! *shoots Mooie and the book with a flamethrower*

Mooie: *is covered with ash* hey! I'm not dead! Hey!! I have my first question!! Why do you have just big shoulders?

Millie: Um. because I was born that way! All of the people in my family have big shoulders! Starting with my oldest brother. He has the biggest in the family, but my mother and my little sisters think I have the largest of all the girls, but. *babbles about the size of the shoulders in her family*

Naoko: *sides up to Mooie and whispers* Why did you have to ask her that?

Mooie: I thought she would just say something like "I don't know"

Naoko: .ok!

Millie: *finishes* Any more questions?

Naoko: Um.. Why do you have brown hair?

Millie: All of the people in my family have brown hair! Starting with my Great, great great great great great great great *babbles on again*

Naoko: . GAH!! I see what you mean Mooie..

Mooie: Let's go to the questions that Joey's Girl asked.

Who do you like the most out of the boys?

Millie: I like them all!!

Mooie: That's it? No juicy tidbits? No affaris? No secret worshiping done in the middle of the night when you think no one is watching but everyone really is but they don't tell you because it would be really embarrassing for you and they want to be nice?

Millie: . no?

Mooie: FINE! We'll go to the next one!!!

Who do you want to marry the most?

Millie: Um, no one.

Naoko: Jeez... Not very interesting. OK! Now for another one of OUR questions!! Do you like apple pie?

Millie: Not as much as pudding!!

Mooie: *offers her some pudding* here you go!! Thanks for your time!!

Millie: *spoon in mouth* phanks!! *waves and exits the stage*

Naoko: Sorry to cut it so short folks, but were OUT of inspiration! BUUUT!! Mooie and I just came back from England!! It was fun! But, anyways! I have a REALLY schpiffy idea for a next chappy!! So, whenever I stop procrastinating, we'll type it up!

Mooie: YAAAAAAY!

Naoko: *becomes sober* now, its time for our tribute for Sponge Bob.

*A bunch of guns go off followed by lots of fireworks. A large mound appears in the middle of the stage and Sponge Bob rises out of it, much in the manner of a zombie (like in the Anita Blake books. if you've read them)*

Sponge Bob: IM ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!! *gives his retarded laugh*

Everyone: YAAAAAAAY!!

The Captian Dude: AAARE YA READY KIDS?!?

Everyone: Aye aye captian!

The Captian Dude: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

Patrick: *gasps* Sponge Bob! You're alive!! *runs towards Sponge Bob, squeezes him, Squishes him, and Sponge Bob dies again* What have I done?!?

Mooie: O.O

Naoko: O.o That wasn't supposed to happen that way.

Sponge Bob: I'm not dead! NEYAHHH NYEAHHHAHHEYAEYEHEYA!!!

Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAY!!

Mooie: That's all for today. I think..

Legato and Kiki: We're back from our honeymoon!!!

Naoko: Yay!! Did you have fun?

Legato: I killed people, if that is what you mean by fun.

Naoko: *sweatdrop* uh. sure.

Kiki: ^.^

Mooie: *drops the curtain and it falls on Naoko, Legato, and Kiki* HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!! I've always wanted to so that.

Legato, Kiki, and Naoko: @.@ *drool*

Sponge Bob: HYEAHHEHEUEHAUEEHAEUHA!! *pokes them with a piece of coral*

So, remember! We have a REALLY cool chappy coming up!! Don't loose faith in us!! We'll get it up in the next 50 years or so!!

-Naoko

Next 50 years? That sounds good to me!

-Mooie